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VERULYON IS THE CUTEST EVER! WE SLEEP TOGETHER SOMETIMES, THOUGH I DON'T THINK HE LIKES ME MUCH. . HIS LOSS, HAHA!
Fucking insane. If he was Fallen he'd be just as hated as me, if not worse. At least I have some kind of self-respect, Carmel's a fucked up manwhore in every sense of the word.
OF COURSE, FATHER! I'LL HAVE IT DELIVERED POST HASTE!
Do try to be gentle with this package. It's a vase for my wife, and I'd prefer it arrive in one piece. Safe travels, Carmel.
ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER! THE THINGS HE HAS DELIVERED ARE SO OLD-FASHIONED HOWEVER, I'VE GOT TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL 'CUS THEY'RE SO FRAIL!
"He usually delievers me my mail wich I appreciate. Yet everytime I try to thank him, he's already gone."
WHAT A BEAUT! THEY'RE ALWAYS HAVING THE MOST EXQUISITE THINGS DELIVERED, I ALWAYS MAKE SURE TO SNEAK A PEEK WHILE I CAN.. DON'T TELL HIM THOUGH, HEHE!~
I can always rely on him if I need things delivered! Tho I always notice marks on my boxes, but nothing worth to worry about! (Hopefully) ⭐️✨
WAHAHAHA GOT YA! THE OL' PIPEBOMB IN THE MAILBOX TRICK, GETS YA EVERY TIME! PRANK YA TOMORROW, BIM-BIM! ^_^
what the f💥
WWWHHAABEBAHEA!!! I JUST CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF- PFFFFFT! YOU'RE QUITE PATHETIC, HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT?? ≧▽≦ WEE-HHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
"Stop laughing at me holy shit-"
WHY, THANK YOU!!! IF NOT FOR MY INFECTIOUS SMILES AND CHIPPER DEMEANOR, WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE WOULD I BE SETTING FOR THE CITIZENS OF HEAVEN'S PEAK! ^_^
"You have... a lot of energy."
HOW GORGEOUS! I DON'T SPEAK WITH THEM MUCH BUT I DO SNEAK GLANCES AT THEM OFTEN, I ADORE THEIR STYLE AND PROWESS.. DO YOU THINK THEY'D LIKE ME ?!?!?!
What a cute critter. Reminds me of freshly baked cookies on a late night within the summer.
I'D HAAATE TO BE HER MORTAL! SHE'S LIKE A HELICOPTER MOM BUT INSTEAD YOU CAN'T JUST STOMP TO YOUR ROOM TO GET AWAY FROM HER NONSENSE.. HOWEVER I FIND HER TO BE QUITE PLEASANT AS AN OUTSIDER LOOKING IN! I OUGHT TO MAKE TIME IN MY SCHEDULE TO CHAT WITH HER, IF SHE'LL HAVE ME~ HEE-HEE-HEE!
Oh him? He seems... very very energetic. I haven't chatted with him personally but from what I hear, and sometimes see, that seems to be the case. I don't really trust him to take care of some of my more important parcels though, not after he snuck a pipe bomb in that one guy's mailbox. Hmph, but there is nothing to really complain about, I see him sometimes flying around the Peak.
TEEHEE, THANK YOU, MISS! YOUR PRAISE IS HEARD AND APPRECIATED- I AM TRULY HONORED! *tries to do a silly little bow but falls over due to the weight of their bag*
"How energetic and full of life you are Carmel, totally opposite to what I am used to. Do take it as a compliment dearie, your smile is as contagious as a plague,"
WE'VE BEEN IN A HEATED PRANK WAR FOR 54 YEARS AND COUNTING.. I REFUSE TO LOSE MY TOMFOOLERY CROWN TO THE LIKES OF YOU~!
“54? I thought it was 64! Woe is me.. I might as well just give up~! Sigh.. If this is what it has come to, I have a package for you to deliver for me. I swear on the nonexistent bottom of my heart that there is nothing in it that may pop out~!”
WHY, OF COURSE! I LOVE WRITING LETTERS! THE WAY YOU ARTICULATE YOUR WORDS IS THE MOST IMPACTFUL ASSET YOU HAVE, 'TIS WHY I SPEAK IN SUCH A MAGNILOQUENT MANNER! WHATEVER YOU NEED CONVEYED TO YOUR DEAR SISTER, I'M YOUR GUY! (liar they're a liar they don't know these words)
Do you deliver letters? Because I would simply LOVE to write a letter, it’s for my dear sister, would you like to help me? You look like someone who knows how to use their words!
MH, DON'T LIKE HIM! HE'S TOO PRETTY TO BE FALLEN!
quite the lively guy if i say so myself.
GOOD MORNING~ NICE THROW, KIEL! YOU'VE GOT A BRIGHT FUTURE AHEAD OF YOU AS A PITCHER, WHOEVER KEEPS LEAVING THOSE PESKY GIFTS IN YOUR MAILBOX OUGHT TO SEE SOME TALENT IN YOU!
TENSE
"Honestly, Carmel reminds me of my old self! Ironically... I do hope he stops sending me bombs, no matter how fun it might be throwing them like fireworks, someone ought to suspect I'm a terrorist, not him..."
'COURSE NOT, LIZZY! BOMBS ARE ONLY RELEGATED TO THE STINKY FALLEN THAT BUMBLE ABOUT HEAVEN'S PEAK- I'D NEVER PUT A LADY SUCH AS YOURSELF IN DANGER! 'TIS AGAINST MINE OWN MORALS!
"Thank you for the package, Carmel!! But please do tell.. does there happen to be a pipe bomb in here...? I don't want to lose another eye and or my new telescope to be destroyed!" E.T. fears Carmel a bit when knowing of the pipe-bombs fallens receive but often wants to scold unless it's necessary, but given how respectful he is towards them their glad to get along.
PRETTY.. I LIKE THEM. I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM AROUND OFTEN, BUT I DO GAZE FROM AFAR. MAYBE I SHOULD ASK AROUND IF THEY WOULD LIKE ME!
A bubbly individual I’ve seen around a few times. I wonder what they’re up to…
AH, POST MORTEM! I KNOW HIM, THOUGH I'VE NEVER USED HIS SERVICES BEFORE! I'M SQUEAKY CLEAN.. HA-HA! (awkward laughs of an almost convicted terrorist) U-UHH HE ALWAYS HAS BEAUTIFUL JEWELRY AND BIG OL' STUFFED ANIMALS PURCHASED, I HOPE THEY AREN'T GIFTS FOR HIS EX-WIFE, SHE HATES STUFF LIKE THAT-- N-NOT THAT I GO THROUGH HIS POSTAGE!!!!! MWEE-HEE!
Bastard's always zipping around, I only see him often since Seraphine orders so much junk all the time-- and since my ex-wife's preferred method of pestering me is over scribbled letters. I just tell him to shred anything with her name on it.
HELLO DARLING! YOUR PACKAGES HAVE ARRIVED!~ IN PRISTINE SHAPE LIKE ALWAYS, THEY LOOK MIGHTY EXPENSIVE AND SHINY!
Oh, thank you, sweetheart! ^_^
WHAT A FUCKED UP WASTE OF BLOOD MATTER! I THINK WE'D ALL BE BETTER OFF IF THIS BOTTOM FEEDING PIECE OF BURNING TRASH WENT OFF SOMEPLACE AND NEVER RETURNED AGAIN~ MAYBE SOME ANGEMOS DO DESERVE TO DIE!
This one ive seen all over~ Quite hard to catch a glimpse of most times..~ other than the "occasional" stalkerish stare they give to certain heavenly's~oh its quite amusing!~ And yet the most intriguing thing is their close contact with the man himself!~ I wonder I wonder~~ oh but they probably despise me with all their heart I'd say bless their "unique" soul..but.. hahahah who am I kidding I'm in no kind of position to do anything of the sort!!~
WHAT A STICK IN THE MUD! I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN HIM SMILE! SOMEBODY OUGHT TO WIPE THAT FROWN OFF THAT HANDSOME FACE.. MAYBE A PIPEBOMB OUGHTA ARISE SOME EMOTION OUTTA HIM! MWEE-HEE!
"A lot of people find his craziness endearing, or "cute", but if I'm being honest, I hate it. He's far too childish for my own liking, and with how often he switches up, he just gives me a headache, plain and simple. I avoid him for that reason. Besides, as I am a Fallen... you get the gist of it. He's not the first to think lowly of me, he won't be the last to think lowly of me, and honestly? I don't care. He's just sort of... too pathetic to take seriously in that notion."
HUH. FOR SOME REASON WHENEVER I ENCOUNTER THEM SOMETHING MISCHEIVOUS SEEMS TO HAPPEN. SURELY IT CAN'T BE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THEIR CUTE LITTLE FACE! HOW UNLUCKY OF ME!
"He seems woefully unaware that I'm pulling pranks on him. I consider that... good? Sort of? Eh. Oh well!"
HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE??? AND WHY ARE YOU ALL SO WEIRD ???????????? ∑(O‸ O;)
"Uhhh. What the fuck is tiny supposed to be? Normally I like the crazies but he's just... ehh? He's prejudiced. Biased. Makes him a loser. It's okay though, just waiting for him to push my buttons. Just waiting. Then I'll have plausible cause to tear out his tongue!"
WHAT AN ADORABLE THING!
"...there are so many lawsuits against them. It's astonishing."
OH. HIM. SEE, HE'S QUITE GORGEOUS, BUT I HATE HIM. *SIGHHH* WHY ARE THE PRETTIEST PEOPLE CURSED WITH THE WORST PERSONALITIES? UE, UE.. I PRAY FOR HIS BITTER DOWNFALL. OHHHH, THE HUMANITY! HAHAHAHAHA!
"What a.... ehh... Unique? Little guy? Ehm. Don't get me wrong. He's er. He's unique! I'll give him that! That's about as far as I'll give him though. He's just... er. He needs therapy. That's all!"
IN MY EYES, THOSE WHO ASSOCIATE WITH AND PREFER FALLEN ARE JUST AS BAD AS THOSE TRASH THEMSELVES. I'D BURN HIS HOUSE TO THE GROUND IF THERE WERE ENOUGH HOURS IN MY BUSY SCHEDULE TO WATCH IT ALL FALL!
I… I find this one strange. Albeit, I don’t like them, for I think not exactly obvious reasons. I don’t think people realize that I’m not as bothered by them as others might be.