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“That’s my MAN!!! Go white boy go!!! But really, Leslie is my absolute pride and joy. We own an adorable little coffee shop and are raising 2 boys together (who may or may not be his young siblings), and I couldn’t be happier…even if our friends are weird as shit. Worth it.”
"he helped me figure out myself more than i thought possible, and really, he's my everything. i feel more loved and cared for than i have before. id do anything and everything for him if it were within my power to. i can't wait for the rest of forever. we'll have a happy family, get married...oh, but we had kids before marriage...does it count if they're related to me? point is, i really love him."
“This pink guy is an absolute buffoon, but he makes damn good pancakes so I’ll let it slide…and also he pays for my shit so that’s nice.”
“I like Mark! He’s like an overprotective dog to Leslie, and his insane love for coffee is amusing.”
“While Marlene’s high energy and love for attention can get annoying, I do really care about her. She’s like my younger sibling in a way. I wouldn’t let her touch my clothes but I’d give her my kidney if she needs it…which, jesus, she just may one day. This girl cannot stop getting into trouble!”
"He's so gay for Leslie it makes me want to throw up. But like, a good kind of throw up. I don't think he likes me usually, but that makes it even more fun. He's a good guy with mediocre fashion tastes and overall enjoyable to be around regardless. I hate to admit he's a great dad and i'd even be generous to let him marry my brother if he wanted to dump the anxious dork. I'm proud of him!"
“The first time I met Luka was a little weird since Alcor was just yelling at me to get him painkillers the entire time…the second time wasn’t much better since I had to glue his back shut after getting stabbed…wait, and the third time was when he asked me to help suture up Alcor from being stabbed?? Okay, maybe our friendship is weirder than I thought, but I still appreciate the guy. He’s nice, levelheaded, and helped me get a boyfriend so that’s nice. Thanks bro.”
"Mark is a decent enough guy. We've had more run-ins at the hospital than socially before Alcor and I's wedding, but hey, it was enough for him to be invited and be all gay over Leslie, so it's a win-win, since my little dweeby friend can finally maybe be selfish in his life. He's cool, and very fun to shit around with. I think he'd be the life of the party at pride, if only because he can show off his boyfriend."
“My emotional support coworker who LEFT ME to be a house wife >:(“
“You left the job for the same reason!!!”
"An absolute dumbass, but he's a dumbass that's great to shit talk with. Oh, and now that he's gotten rid of that stupid face tattoo maybe I'll go into public with him (unlikely)."
“He’s the one with Leslie, right? He seems alright enough. Makes good coffee, though it can be uncomfortable sometimes visiting the shop. He at least seems like a chill guy and a good dad.”