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NAH, I DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH DWEEBS 🦅🇺🇸
Could I have a moment of your time, sir?
I GET THAT A LOT
i'll be real with ya, babe. youse givin' me a headache jus' lookin' at ya.
THAT IS ALL TRUE! TRY LOOKING IN GAS STATIONS
That's when I learned that American kids go to school and have pet eagles in their class and eat burgers for breakfast! I wonder where I can buy an American figurine.
(throws money at him) GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT
FOOTBALLS OF THE BEST QUALITY FOR SALE! SIGNED BY FAMOUS AND WELL RENOWNED PLAYERS OF FOOTBALL!
SORRY GRAMPS, BUT IF ALL THE RAW STEAK AND BEER HASN'T YET THEN I DON'T THINK ANYTHING CAN KILL ME
Kill yourself.
YOU GOTTA SUCK IT UP. PULL YOURSELF UP BY THE BOOTSTRAPS LIKE A GODS DAMN AMERICAN. NO ROOM FOR SISSY COWARDS
I. I'm not even wearing boots- and I'm not american???
YEAH SO THIS IS MY GEN-YOU-INE VINTAGE SCOOBY DOO LUNCH BOX, AND- HEY *snap snap* PAY ATTENTION
Oh uh- yes Scooby-Doo.. looks satanic.