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"I dont dress to impress. I dress to depress. I wanna look so good people hate themselves."
Damon is a cold cyclops that's currently housing with the loudest roommate in the history of mankind. But in all fairness, he did take him in when he needed it most and this arrangement has been working for a few years now. Damon works a night job as a server at a club with quite skimpy uniforms, and has occasional prostitution work as side-job. The latter more often than not results in short-term relationships where he'll try to get his partner to buy him stuff, and then take off without mention when he's had enough.
Damon is a very stoic amd sarcastic person, who doesn't express emotions a whole lot. He doesn't generally mean all bad, he just doesn't care very much.
Best Friend
"My roommate. He actually took me in, which I should be thankful for, but it's hard to say that while a newt is trying to lick your single eyeball as your housemate is making out on the couch rolling in cheeto dust with a computer generated hologram."
Brother
"He's my brother! He might have stabbed me with pencils, put sand in my drinks, tore up clothes, killed my pet hamster and much much more... but in the end.. I still fucking despise him."
Dad? Uncle? It's complicated
WHat the fuck. what the fuck. whAT the fuCK. a Mafia Boss is my dad now. what the f
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