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Master Lars... is quite a scary individual. Perhaps the only one who can damage me beyond repair, besides Master Stitches of course. His quiet demeanour and dogged nihilism have been more than a little unnerving, as someone who was once in opposition to him.
Miss Kalei! A quiet, stoic, dependable master to serve to be sure! Truly, it is my utmost honour and pleasure to be working under her. The diligence and competence she displayed during challenges must be rewarded, such values are fundamental to our future.
Ah, Miss Sparky. Despite her rowdy temperament, she was the one I had to clean up after the least, ho ho ho. Partly because she perished so quickly, but that is a cleanliness in and of itself, is it not? As unfortunate as that may be.
The young Miss Faye... Truly unfortunate. I must confess, prior to the master's scheme I had some objections about the inclusion of one as young as her in plans as violent as these... Nevertheless, she held up admirably... perhaps a little too admirably? Ho ho ho.
“Hmmmm... still don’t have much of an opinion on this guy. Bitch lives in Hawai’i now! He’s kind of a pushover with a painfully mild personality, and his juice kind of sucks. Whatever, I guess, not my problem any more.”
Ah, Miss Gaines! Truly, as someone from a wealthy family, the one I expected to get along with the most. She must be used to having others serve her. Most unfortunate that things between us got a bit... 'heated', so to speak. Ho ho ho.