Faye's Links
“Wow, I almost feel bad for Todd-chan. Bitch has two horny, hyperactive nuggets to look over and he comes home one night dunk off his ass in a tomato costume? I’m not surprised he was the first to die. Sorry!! It was gonna be either you or me!!”
“Tempest-chan is, like... gay or something, hahah. I can smell it — and by that, of course I mean that I can smell her hair dye. What a lean, mean, yelling machine! She’s a little scary from all the yelling she does, but, well, she’s kinda dead right now!! Sooooooooooorry!! I did what I had to do, and that meant shooting you in the dick in order to save oniichan!!”
“Kusa-chan is too fucking powerful. She could and might just kill me. I’m concerned, but I’m glad she ended up as my teammate.”
“Hmmmm... still don’t have much of an opinion on this guy. Bitch lives in Hawai’i now! He’s kind of a pushover with a painfully mild personality, and his juice kind of sucks. Whatever, I guess, not my problem any more.”
The young Miss Faye... Truly unfortunate. I must confess, prior to the master's scheme I had some objections about the inclusion of one as young as her in plans as violent as these... Nevertheless, she held up admirably... perhaps a little too admirably? Ho ho ho.