Mushroom's Links
Daughter. She was an annoying kid for sure. For the last time. I don't care what it is. Go ask your mother. She's the one who decided to keep you. Whatever. She's gone. Did he ask him to take the same eye as yours on purpose, or,
Father. He's not interested in talking to us. He acts like we're trouble because he has to feed us, as if we have any other means of getting food. I lost my entire eye trying to steal from a grown adult, I lost my entire BROTHER, and you don't CARE.
Son. Failed abortion. This one is the worst of my kids, and it's no coincidence that he was also the one who outlived me. Not sure how; he was a scrawny little thing and a pussy about any semblance of danger. Look at him wrong and he'd run away.
Father. Oh, some role model he was. Never gave a shit about us. I was really mad about it, thought maybe I'd feel better when he suffered and died. I don't, I'm living with the damage, and my kids, and their kids are too.
Son. I thought this one would survive, if any. Bigger. Stronger. Masculine. Obviously not able to take a grown man in a fight, which was his mistake. It's everyone for himself out here, and I thought I told you that, boy.
I think my dad paid more attention to me than he did the others. I'd ask him questions if they had any since he'd get more annoyed if it was them. Bet he thought that I was going to grow up to be like him. Ha, I'm not going to grow up at all.
Mate. There are a lot of benefits to having a she-cat around. Someone to bend over and back you up in a fight if you need it. But there are also many cons, such as when they have kittens, or nag you about doing things you don't want to.
My mate was never the perfect tom, but we had stability, and strength in numbers. Try and make it in the city as a single loner, and you find yourself in all kinds of trouble. I tried to replace him with a different tom, but he just went back into the Walmart right after.
Daughter. She just disappeared one day. Other kids said the river ate her, so probably fish food. She looked more like me than the other kits, which is to say that she was the ugly one. Most clingy of the four of em too.
He was my dad, but he didn't pay attention to me. He'd just ignore me whenever I went over there, or get mad if I wasn't being quiet. I just wanna be friends! Look at how big he is, I want to jump on his belly so much, but he'd probably kill me.
Granddaughter. Terrible. The fuck's her problem? Trying to get us all killed with those goofy-ass fighting moves. Think this is some kind of game, girl? You'll die before you make it to my age with that attitude. Enjoy your swim.
Grandpa, I might have made a fool of myself in that battle. All the more reason to rematch grandma though! Nothin' wrong with looking like a complete buffoon, I guess, it might even make it funnier that he had to watch me survive.
Grandson. He talked all this weird shit? Maybe I was just suffering blood-loss. Last thing I see before I die is my homosexual grandson speaking in tongues. Great to know that the legacy is going so strong. That was sarcasm.
Grandfather. Piece of shit. My read of it is that he never cared, but you know, that's upsetting enough. I mean, I didn't feel like my mom cared, but things weren't cold or tense enough that I'd consider killing her myself.
Grandson, never met him before dying.
Grandpa! I helped kill grandpa! They didn't know where to find him, so I told em, cuz I think he's bad and the rest of the family's better. Then Hawwwwkstrike had to come in and make everything all not-killing bad guys.
Great-granddaughter, he was dead before she was born.
Great-grandfather, heard he sucked. Thankfully, he never had a ghost... so they just got rid of him the first time. A lot of assholes keep being assholes after they've died, and then they... need to be killed again, to get rid of them eternal.
Huh? Great grandkids? Since when did I have those?
Great grandpa, BITTTTTchhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The best thing about being dead is not having to know nor acknowledge your descendants. Cheers.
Great-grandfather. Gross
Great-grandson. Woulda thrown that one out, can't even eat.
Great-grandfather. Life's all action and consequence.
Grandson. Oh, that's the stupid one. Compromised the assassin's position, which led to a preemptive confrontation. I guess I could say that that little idiot got me killed, though there's no way of knowing if other avenues could have prevented it.
Grandfather.