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Half brother
We're half-brothers, but I'm a brother and a half! Haha! Get it? He doesn't strike me as the kind of guy with much of a sense of humor. Ahh well. He's one of the siblings I never really talked to much, or like, at all. Like Shellpaw!
Half sister, she's a party animal.
Half-brother, where's he been? We have different mamas, but they're both dead. Not like how our dad is Dead, like, they're actually dead. Also pretty sure we slept with the same dude, but only ONE of us got to have his messed up lil babies. Checkmate, brotha.
Brother, He seemed like he was doing ok... Until the family got nuked
The last littermate I have left. We were never close, probably never will be with the way things are going. He, Sun, and Shell were closer to mom, and I preferred dad, so we kind of separated with them when mom cheated.
Dad. He did his best, not his fault I'm a disaster
He's my son. It's hard to believe he's really here... it felt like forever that he was gone. I wish I knew how to... fix how things are now. He's the only one I have left here. I don't want to be overbearing though... but not being involved enough is what let him leave to begin with...
Niece
Uncle. Dad never said much about him. I guess they didn't talk much. I can relate to that well enough, I suppose... Maybe uncle Puddle is the quiet one then... dad can be... very chatty with his friends... I don't think it was all to do with their parents...
Cousin
Cousin. Why are my cousins so old? Sure, uncle Dead's old so he probably had kids like, forever ago, but that just means he's got room for more now, right? Maybe if he had a cute baby like me he wouldn't be so sad.
Adoptive cousin, kid's got a lot going on
Adoptive cousin. I don't know much about him besides that he left as an apprentice then came back some years later. I left around the same age, I guess, but for a very different reason. I don't think I'll be going back ever.
Uncle. He gets in a lot of trouble
Nephew, he seems to mind his own business, real quiet. I think I'm probably a few years too late to be the cool uncle here... if only you had more than one. Haha, sucker! I'm the cool uncle by default! Rest in peace, Shredded.
Adoptive Grandmom. She's not a bitch.
Adoptive grandson. He ran off for a while... Maybe we didn't give him enough attention? He was more of a momma's boy, and we all steered clear of her since... well, I am pretty sure she was trying to seduce my mate.
Adoptive aunt
Adoptive nephew. I forgot he existed for a while, actually. I wasn't very old when he vanished. Neither was he, though. Deadsplash might be my brother, but I'm younger than his kits. There's always more story to catch up on...
great aunt, not great
Great-nephew. He was a mama's boy, for some reason. Now, I may be a little biased toward Deadsplash, even if he never contacted me at all, but Mapleshine went with Jagfur! Even I thought he was a smelly old man.
Grandma. Bitch
Grandson. ... Well, as far as the grandchildren go, this one was relatively inoffensive.
Adoptive uncle, He's strange
Adoptive nephew. Oh shiiiit! Who's this guy?! Deadsplash sure has a lotta kids for someone with no semblance of PATERNAL WARMTH. Then again, the same could be said for my father! Hahaha!! Keep trying, bro!!!
Mentor. I feel bad for running off, but when I returned I got to finish my training with him
He was my apprentice until he ran away. Then all of a sudden he's grown up and rejoining the clan, and I'm his mentor again! He was always a quiet kid; he grew up with my kits but I never saw them talking much.
Adoptive second cousin, they seem alright
Adoptive second cousin. Perhaps he has some interesting stories. He was found out in the city when Rippleslash had gone missing. I do not think Deadsplash expected to see his return, let alone his becoming a warrior.
Adoptive first cousin once removed
Adoptive first cousin once removed. What?! There's another one?! How many are there?! Deadsplash told me like, a number, but I'm not real good at visualizin' what numbers amount to in real life. I seen Trout... Puddle... Sun... Coyote... Forest... Hey, that's five, not seven!
Adoptive great-uncle, lame
Adoptive grand-nephew. I literally do not care if you are my nephew, I would have drowned you.
Adoptive second cousin once removed. He's a baby
Adoptive second cousin once removed. He's one of the warriors.
Niece. At least she's healthy....
Uncle, and Dad's best friend! He was always checking on us when we were still in Lunarclan!