Coyotespring's Links
He's my dad, which I didn't know until I was an apprentice. He's so mopey, wastes all his time feeling bad about something or other. I used to worry about turning out like him, then I realized... he had no influence on me at all! I was not raised!
She's my daughter, though my influence in raising her was minimal. Her behavior can be worrying, but she's lasted this long already... I hope she knows I can't stand to see another of my kits dead, and I hope she didn't interpret that as grounds to vanish.
My brother! He might be dead, but by no means is he gone. StarClan was good to him, aged him up a little. We got into so much trouble, hahaha. Just cuz he's dead doesn't mean he can't have adventures, and a place in our world.
My sister might have grown way older than me, but she won't grow up! What's anyone gonna do about it? Get mad at me? I'm a dead baby! She's like a big sister by now, I guess, but we're littermates... I just got left behind.
My older half-brother. He's always been a grouch, but he's seemed better since he got a bunch of buddies in SolarClan. Wonder what being him is like though, he lives pretty routinely, I hear. Couldn't be me.
She's my younger half-sister. Never really paid her much attention, especially since I left... She turned out weird. But, she is alive, which is more than most of our siblings. I knew she was gonna fucking disappear on us.
I picked a fight with my grandma and murdered her in an alley. Got bored lol. That's my favorite thing about assholes; you're allowed to hunt them down for sport. Wasn't expecting to win anything, but we got two whole kits off her!
Granddaughter. I never thought much of my grandchildren, but she is a special kind of bitch. She decided that since I hurt her dad, once, it was fair game to come and find me at my new address and initiate a fight to the death.
Grandpa, I might have made a fool of myself in that battle. All the more reason to rematch grandma though! Nothin' wrong with looking like a complete buffoon, I guess, it might even make it funnier that he had to watch me survive.
Granddaughter. Terrible. The fuck's her problem? Trying to get us all killed with those goofy-ass fighting moves. Think this is some kind of game, girl? You'll die before you make it to my age with that attitude. Enjoy your swim.
Adoptive grandma, I like to get on her nerves, hahaha. You might be my grandma, but you're still authority! Everyone seems so concerned about what she would think of them, and I've kind of had it with that. You'll never be proud of me. Promise.
Adoptive granddaughter. She is a menace, to say the least. There has never been a lasting dull moment, unfortunately. She is... still my granddaughter though. I hope she finds the life she needs... even if that means leaving.
Aunt. She's really only important to dad. Not a single soul else even knows who she was, and you know he probably barely does either. But, you know, I guess that gives him the rights to assign her a meaning, or whatever.
Niece. Wish I were alive.
Uncle. He gets bonus points for dying tough. I'd hate to die slowly and peacefully. There's no point in it, no fun, just sad folks staring at you while you're coming to terms with how your last act's gonna be pissing and shitting.
Niece. If I were alive and knew her... we might be friends.
Aunt... dad said somethin' about her, but my mind doesn't work backwards well. I think she got hit by a monster. Geez, dad would have crapped himself if he were there to see me getting my tail smacked by one of those things.
Niece, but I'm too dead to know about her.
Uncle! I found him in a trash can when he was a kit. A lot of people would look at him and go, 'what a loser, had kids with the wrong girl too fast and got run out of the clan.' Well joke's on you, he's one of the best-adjusted cats in our family. HA!
I first met my niece Coyote when she killed my mom in front of me when I was a child. She has not since gotten any less weird or any more responsible. It doesn't surprise me she's gone rogue, considering her adventures.
Great-aunt, she's the kind of bitch that doesn't know she's a bitch. You know, like she thinks it's all about her because life wasn't fair, and someone owes her something. Kudos for trying to take it, but I'm onto your game.
Great-niece, I am a bit resentful of her, to say the least. She is exactly the sort of cat she would kill for sport because she feels justified in it. Is it hypocritical of her, even if she is aware of it? That doesn't feel like an excuse to me.
Cousin, omg I have a small cousin. Gotta see. Maybe I can sneak on through sometime. I doubt there's anything in BraveClan that can intimidate me. What're they gonna do, throw kits at me? Send the elderly?
Cousin, da says she killed grandma and that's when he got brought to LunarClan. So I guess with the context, maybe grandma was like my other grandma and Coyote's what Rain's trying to be? Are grandmas usually evil?
He's like... my uncle? My weird uncle! You ever see someone so weird that they can just get through life being relentlessly weird the whole time and somehow end up where everyone else is? That's what Jellystripe is.
She's my weird niece! We're a weird family! I don't know what it is that she's talkin about MOST of the time, but she says it loudly and enthusiastically enough that I get ENTIRELY on board no matter WHAT it is! Where the fuck did she GO?
Adoptive aunt! Oh man, I used to scare the shit out of her when we were kits. Remember that, Thorn? Man what happened to it all... I set you up with that chick and all of a sudden you're gone. Three kids and a family name. Well it's all gone; where are you?
She's a bit older than me, despite being my niece... We played together when we were kits, she was the only one outgoing enough to make me talk. We've grown apart as adults, between our conflicting personalities and ideologies. I... do worry for her though.
Adoptive cousin. She may be a usurper yet. Really let down Thorn, but I guess that's not all that hard to do. What happened was pretty fucked, right? This is what happens when you take these things, politics, too seriously.
Adoptive cousins. At least my leg didn't get all bent like her tail. I guess it'd be better to get your tail messed up though, I kind of am limping around everywhere. However, Torntail had a fucked up tail, so it would bother me more.
Second cousins, and! I mentored them. That's right. Me, Coyotespring, mentored Brinestorm. Surprising? All our greatest stories are matched with disgraces; everyone that got them to where they are won't be looked on with such reverence.
Second cousins. Coyote is a clown, but she's very open-minded, so training under her actually gave me a lot of room to think. We have very different philosophies, maybe even more fundamentally different than I thought.
Let's be real here, Ray was more like MY apprentice... in being RAD!!! Haha, he was my dad's friend, so how could a kid like me ever take training seriously? Really though, he's a good guy, in like, the most generic sense. You'll like him.
She was my apprentice... training her was no easy feat, but I was in such a slump that I guess it was good for me to have a challenge to keep up with. I am a bit worried about her being gone, to be honest... I'm not sure she's okay.
Adoptive first cousin once removed. Oh man, he's a riot. Have you ever talked to him? It's like being on drugs. That's where he's at. I think I might lament and reminisce on my time with LunarClan, but I will miss Tidalfang. God he's so stupid!
Adoptive first cousin once removed. She's got a lot of energy in her! She'd fit right in in the city - no offence! Everyone's pretty worried about her bein' off on her own, but hey, I think we ought to be worried about all the poor loners in her path!
Adoptive great-uncle. Don't tell anyone, but his evil plan was pretty fun. I love fights! Is that so bad? What does it all really matter anyway, wouldn't it get boring if no one ever caused conflict? Get rid of Solar, get rid of half the shit that's happened!
Adoptive great-niece. I cannot tell what her intentions are, ever.
My dad's sibling, they're super chill. You probably don't know how impressive it is to be Eggtooth when you have Lunarstar as a mom. You wouldn't believe the silly shit I've seen that old hag's kids pull trying to be good. Egg? Just screamin', in a tree, for no reason.
Niece, she knows how to party
Niece; when my brother died, she skedaddled to a clan I didn't even realize existed. Forestdream didn't like, show us these kids at all either, so I guess it's fitting enough that my understanding of where she is is incredibly vague.
Aunt, she knows how to party
Cousin! Wild I still have babies for cousins! Like, through Rot, I mean. You ever think about how many of the motherfuckers around here are related to Rot? So many cute babies around here? Yep, they have actual scum in their genes. I am no exception.
Cousin
Half-brother, where's he been? We have different mamas, but they're both dead. Not like how our dad is Dead, like, they're actually dead. Also pretty sure we slept with the same dude, but only ONE of us got to have his messed up lil babies. Checkmate, brotha.
Half sister, she's a party animal.
We're cousins, but some of my siblings are her siblings. Parents had a lot of drama. We kinda look alike though, huh? My pelt looks more like hers than any of my siblings. Green eyes too! My mom and her dad were red with green eyes, so I guess that makes sense.
We're cousins. Our half-siblings are siblings.
She's a bit wild
Adoptive second cousins. Brine says he's the least shitty of their littermates, haha. He left LunarClan too, but like, out of love. Feel like I did the opposite, sorta. It was kinda weird being in SolarClan and having so many familiar faces around.
Adoptive second cousins, gets along with Brine so she's ok in my book