Troutstrike's Links
Dad. He can't catch a break. Got fucked over by my mom, the second wife, his own parents... Maybe I'm a dick for not coming home, but he's not my responsibility. Don't suppose there's anything to do about it anyway.
My son... he left home years ago. He seems happier though, despite the terrible marriage. He's made a lot of friends, surprisingly. He doesn't talk much about how he feels, but neither do I, I suppose... Of my kids, he's the one I was closest to.
She's my younger half-sister. Never really paid her much attention, especially since I left... She turned out weird. But, she is alive, which is more than most of our siblings. I knew she was gonna fucking disappear on us.
My older half-brother. He's always been a grouch, but he's seemed better since he got a bunch of buddies in SolarClan. Wonder what being him is like though, he lives pretty routinely, I hear. Couldn't be me.
Younger half-brother; I guess he's some kind of whimsical two-headed baby! Alright, bro. Pretty weird, but you know what? As far as my siblings go, he's had my back more than anyone. I guess he just wants to be part of something.
Half-brother. My big brother doesn't need my help all that often, but not never! Most of my siblings didn't care to listen to me, but he does, especially since I rescued his baby one time. I couldn't save him from our rabid brother though...
My daughter. I don't know how to talk to her, she's never around... I don't even think she wants to talk to anyone. I don't see her talking to anybody, that is. It's kind of worrying, it seems like life is more of a chore to her.
Dad. He's... got a lot of friends, unlike me... Friends aren't for me anyway. I think he thinks I'm going to... do something bad... maybe... like what his mom... I don't think... I think I would sooner just... I... I actually don't know...
Grandmother. Yeah, I get it, we have the same pelt. Ha ha. All she did was cause problems. She was a terrible mother, dad had no confidence and ended up not doing a great job, albeit nowhere near as bad as her. Then there's us...
Grandson. Why did he sound like Moldy? Unsettling. He was there when his sister came to kill me, but he was just standing there and talking to himself or something, I don't know. He's got my pelt but a stupid cunty face, which... I guess he does kind of look like me.
Grandfather. Piece of shit. My read of it is that he never cared, but you know, that's upsetting enough. I mean, I didn't feel like my mom cared, but things weren't cold or tense enough that I'd consider killing her myself.
Grandson. He talked all this weird shit? Maybe I was just suffering blood-loss. Last thing I see before I die is my homosexual grandson speaking in tongues. Great to know that the legacy is going so strong. That was sarcasm.
Adoptive grandmother... she was a capricious leader. I never knew what she was going to do... the same could be said about Robin too. I think things might be less complicated with Fox and Russet as leaders... if only there weren't three other clans.
Adoptive grandson. We lost a few decent warriors to the cause of making SolarClan functional. They should be a little more grateful, in my opinion, but many of them, Troutstrike included, seem upset by it. Don't you remember where you're from?
Aunt. Dad doesn't remember much of her, but that's more than anyone else can say. Died young, and the only other living cat who feasibly could have seen her is Tidal, and I doubt something like that left an impression on his scrambled brain.
Nephew. Oh if I lived to be his aunt, let me tell you, he would hear a thing or two about that sass!
Uncle. Dad's regretful about his death. He probably misses Shredded more than I miss Sun, Shell, Forest, Apple... I guess they had a stronger bond, though short-lived. And there's something worse about a kit dying.
Nephew. I wish I was alive so that I could know him and make fun of him. That feels like something I'd have done.
Aunt. Dad told me about her, she lived the longest so he remembers her the best. They sound pretty similar to me, to be honest, her and him. Both the sort to use their heads over their claws to survive. She just had shit luck.
Nephew. Again, I'm dead, I don't know anybody.
Uncle. It was a shock when we found him... guess his life hasn't gotten any less wild. Timberstar hates him, which is a badge of honor that comes with a rearranged face, I guess. I think I'm relatively unscathed, considering all the fights I've been in.
Nephew, though he's waaaay older than me. He's in SolarClan, so I don't know him well... I try and keep up with the family news whenever we're at gatherings, especially since we're all spread out in five clans now.
Great-aunt. She died saving me, and cashes in the favor all the time. I guess she low-key feels entitled to live through me since she died after living an empty, loveless life, so that I could live and have... whatever you'd call this. Sorry, okay, just fuck off.
Great-nephew. Please, I am not asking that much... Can't anyone, just for a moment, think about what being me was like? Is it so bad of me to ask for one thing, just one thing, when I've never had anything else?
Cousin. Some timing. A lot of cats have like, opinions on BraveClan, and personally I think why not. Better that there than ShadeClan's border, I guess. You know, the territory's actually pretty sweet. Never knew there was an island there.
Cousin. My cousins are all old or even dead because dad's brother is soooo old, and mom's brother doesn't have any kids "yet." How is he supposed to have kids? His mate is a guy, and they both got balls...
Cousin. She broke her leg jumping out of a what?? Oh that is just crazy. I guess she went to TempestClan, which is also kind of crazy. Look out for people who don't treat others well. If things go wrong, how do you think they'll treat you?
Cousin, through adoptive family. Big family, huh? I'm on the younger end of it too, the older cats have so many stories about things they've fought. I guess we're one of those things for LunarClan now. And LunarClan is one for SolarClan.
Adoptive second cousin. Good pick for deputy, they seem to think things over and not come up with absurd ideas. Look out though, I know how this deputy thing works. When Russet retires, she'll replace herself with one of us. Ha.
Adoptive second cousin, he seems grumpy, but he knows what he's talking about. He's an old friend of Russetstar's, and on the inner circle of SolarClan. I wouldn't be surprised if that had something to do with SolarClan continuing to tolerate us.
Adoptive aunt. Not talking to each other unless we have to is our introverted gay-lesbian solidarity. Her littermate was our leader, and there's no way in fuck I'm telling her I think StarClan willed his death. She'd lose her shit.
Adoptive nephew. ... What he said. I don't know, I guess I've never really been all that interested in getting to know every single cat in my family. There's a lot of drama in the whole thing, and I don't really like talking much.
Adoptive first cousin once removed. We were apprentices at the same time, it was kind of weird. He really sucked in training. I guess he had to do a lot of fucked up shit before getting here, so his brain's kind of... you know.
Adoptive first cousin once removed. He's a grumpy guy, but easy to hang out with! We used to train together! He was so good at it, and I was not, but y'know, just between you 'n me, the 'proper fight stance' stuff is bullshit, I won the sparring matches!
Adoptive great-uncle. Pain in the ass, he tried to mess up the clans just because he didn't like his sister. Petty bitch. My clan's named after him, in a way, but we've decided now we just mean the sun, because fuck you.
Adoptive great-nephew. Is he gay?
Adoptive uncle, a lot younger than me though. I don't really know him since I left and all that, but he says hi when he sees me. Very loudly. Still don't know why Lunar got with Weed. I hope I never go that crazy again.
Adoptive nephew. Turn that frown upside-down!! When he smiles, it looks kinda ANGRY sometimes, but maybe that's his happy face? He looks like Deadsplash, so I do not know what to look for. ARE YOU HAPPY, BOY???
Sister-in-law, and a close friend, though we don't get to talk much anymore since she's pretty occupied at gatherings. We've known each other since the day she was born. She and Robin were a bit alike as kids, but she stayed tolerable.
Brother-in-law, and, despite his attitude, a good friend of mine. He has a lot of friends in SolarClan now though, so he's staying there. I need to get LunarClan to that level, or we're going to be completely overshadowed.
Buddy. It's hard to not be cool with Marten, he's pretty chill. Most of my friends are older than me... some are older than my parents. It's not as weird when you're grown up, I suppose, but sometimes I feel like the baby I am.
Didn't expect to be buds with Trout, but hey! Buds. He's real pissy, but in the funny way. He doesn't let us too deep into his personal business though. I think he's... embarrassed about being mistreated. Most of us are in pretty stable, good relationships.
We are like, best friends, but you killed my son, didn't you? Bitch. ... I'm just really upset about it, you know? Also, they gave me so many looks about Robin. I saw you looking at Russet, you pathetic loser. That's right, I know. Bitch.
Friends. I had to kill Thaw. Trust me, it sucked! We'll get over it. Bad timing, he's still getting over his shitty relationship. He'd never talk about Robin, it was really weird. Everyone else in the group had their spouses also in the group.
My dad's sibling. I don't know much about them, they're too young, I've been here. Lunar really did marry Weed when Owl died... downgrade. I heard Egg was with Fly... I hope it's possible to, you know, upgrade. Your first love shouldn't have to be the best one.
Related by adoption. He's gay and followed the love of his life, although... That didn't end up working out
Niece, she left the clan... I hope she's alright. I mean, I wouldn't be if Forest was my dad. I'd probably be questioning my every thought, afraid I'd inherited something from him. ... God I hope that was from Speckle's side, whatever it was.
Uncle, hes kinda bummed out.
Cousin. I hope Bane knows what he's doing bringing more kits into this world. I mean, no one ever does, but it's getting increasingly stressful every time someone's born. All mine made it to adulthood, which feels like an achievement.
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