Granitekit's Links
Dad... I'm gonna be better than him! Hahaha! Hey dad, come here, I need you to teach me some stuff! I promise I won't surpass you and defeat you in battle then laugh at you! ... Why are you laughing? Please help...
He's my son! I'm gonna be the good dad I never had, I promise. The kids can be pretty fussy, they don't know how good they have it. And I hope they don't, at least not until they're older. That's what kithood should be.
My grandmother. Dad doesn't wanna let me know about her much except that she was bad and she is dead. Oh, and she was in the stinky two-leg place, and Dead was her other kid that is alive! Yep, that's about it.
Grandson, I died before he was born.
Grandma. I think everyone's scared of her... I wanna be scary like grandma, but not in the way that makes people want to kill me or run away from me. I want to be like, really strong, and cool, I'd hate to have to death-match Rain.
Grandson. I have yet to hear about him, as BraveClan is heavily populated by cowards. I've decided that I will not have another child of my own, yet here are some small creatures that resemble me. You'll wish you'd got more than my green eyes.
Great-grandpa, he's Rain and Static's dad, and also Timberstar's, which is kind of messed up because she killed him. The grown-ups talk about how he's dead a lot. RIP, I guess, Rain wants to avenge you, so, watch out for that.
My great-grandson. I hope he plays nicely with the other kits. Even I have some bright memories from my youth, and running around with my littermates, Hazel, and Ray, Stars damn the lot of them... Yeah, just... be good to each other.
Step-grandmother / first cousin twice removed. She leads a clan? I want to too! I bet I could if Rain's stupid plan ever actually works. That's a lot of territory to take, she wouldn't miss some if I took it. I could share ShadeClan with Loamy!
Step-grandson / first cousin twice removed. I was surprised to hear Cedar had kits! She's so hard to get a read of... I can't wait to meet them. Spider went and saw them, and I think Dead did too. I should talk to Stag sometime anyway.
Step-great-grandfather. I guess he's my uncle's friend too... Really, I'm hearing about all these other cats and wondering why we're confined to this little island. They must all be dying to see me. I am very cute, you know.
Step-great-grandson. I can't wait to meet him! It surprised me to hear about Cedar's kits. It was always hard to get a read on her... I am worried about what Timber might do, she's really changed over the moons...
Step-great-great-grandfather. I've never thought of this man in my life. You know what'd be cool? If I had people who liked me enough to follow me around everywhere cuz they loved me so much that no one else matters.
Step-great-great-grandson. Don't know anyone born after RP Day One.
Step-great-great-grandmother. I don't even know my grandparents, let alone her! Plus, I don't think mom or uncle Vi had much to do with their step-mom anyway. And would she even know her dead grandparents?
Step-great-great-grandson. Will never meet.
Uncle. He raised my dad. He visited once, he was covered in lake plants and stuff. I can't believe he swam all the way here! Gross! Rainkit should get him to be the raft. Probably more likely than befriending a lake monster.
Nephew. Bane seems to have taken well to parenting, which is a relief to me, seeing as I raised him. Training under a nursing king likely had a lot to do with it, but having Rot as a mother is nothing to joke about...
Aunt. She died a loooong time ago. She drowned, in the water! And people expect me to go in that stuff on PURPOSE?! It's bad enough that I have to DRINK IT... ESPECIALLY if they've got dead bodies in there! Gross!
Nephew. If I were alive, I would be his old aunt. Tell him how tall he is. Maybe pinch his cheeks and kiss his forehead. Ask him how apprenticeship is going. The possibilities are endless.
Uncle... This is the uncle I don't get to meet. If he's anything like the two that I still have, it's kinda unsurprising that he died. I also had another one but not an uncle or an aunt, a, uh... they had no binary, they were dad's littermate.
Nephew. The world did him a disservice killing me off; I could give him pointers on being actually-cool.
Aunt. She's dead, and dad didn't know her. I had an aunt on mom's side too who got dead. She messed up dad's face! I've gotta keep my eye out for girls who would wreck my face, or have family members that would.
Nephew. Sure wish I was alive right now.
Great-aunt, she's a ghost. I don't wanna die to be a ghost, I want my pelt to sparkle like there's stars in it anyway, I think girls would probably find that pretty. I don't think it makes all the StarClanners pretty though...
Great-nephew. The family continues... we lose a lot, but we gain many as well, spreading across the territories. Who knows what things will be in a few more generations... sigh... they are awfully cute. I wish sometimes I could have had one.
Cousin, da says she killed grandma and that's when he got brought to LunarClan. So I guess with the context, maybe grandma was like my other grandma and Coyote's what Rain's trying to be? Are grandmas usually evil?
Cousin, omg I have a small cousin. Gotta see. Maybe I can sneak on through sometime. I doubt there's anything in BraveClan that can intimidate me. What're they gonna do, throw kits at me? Send the elderly?
Cousin. My cousins are all old or even dead because dad's brother is soooo old, and mom's brother doesn't have any kids "yet." How is he supposed to have kids? His mate is a guy, and they both got balls...
Cousin. Some timing. A lot of cats have like, opinions on BraveClan, and personally I think why not. Better that there than ShadeClan's border, I guess. You know, the territory's actually pretty sweet. Never knew there was an island there.
Cousin. I think there was a kit on our den that died, the older kids said so and I thought they were lying at first, but they weren't. Do you think Spark-kit haunts us? How did he die anyway, how did that work? Probably not two heads.
Cousin. Lucky bastard only has one face! I only seen one other cat with two faces, they brought her to the two-legs so she lived longer, but still got stuck in a tube. Try to not get stuck! Avoid tubes! Especially if you have a big head!
First cousin once removed. It sounds like SolarClan's got a new leader. How fast do leaders cycle anyway? Should someone be watching Stagstar to make sure he's okay? How often do they get overthrown?
First cousin once removed, through blood... They're related to us through both dads, through my step-dad, they're our second cousins... Their dad talks about them a lot at the gatherings, but really quiet so Timberstar doesn't know...
First cousin once removed. Never heard of her. We don't really know anything about dad's dad and his family, which I guess he must have had. The meta is tellin' me he lives at Walmart. I hope he brings me something cool if he comes to canon.
First cousin once removed. I am dead and do not care about cousins.
Second cousin. Dad used to live in the two-leg place, but not like a kittypet would, more like a rogue, but he was only little, so he wasn't a real rogue. He doesn't tell me much more except it was not very good for a kid.
Second cousin. Huh? What's BraveClan? Ya gotta be kidding me, there's four clans?? ... FIVE??? THERE'S FIVE? SINCE WHEN? ... HUH! Anyway, I guess they've got cats in "BraveClan" now. Guess that explains why some of my ol clanmates are only alive at Gatherings.
Second cousin once removed. They're a big deal, I guess. So how this all works is that you've gotta be deputy first so that you can be leader later. So are they just waiting for grandma Russet to die so they can take over?
Second cousin once removed. Can't argue with survival of the fittest, even if it argues with you. Me, I don't think Timberstar will actually do anything to the kits, at least not unprompted. She has no reason to... for now.
My uncle, he's around a lot. I wish he made an effort to be the cool uncle and help us sneak outta camp or something. Instead he makes us follow the rules like his sister, and his mate does. ... Hm. I think he might be biased.
Nephew! I can't believe this! I am happy though, they are so cute. He looks so much like Bane, but like, actually cute. You know, he kind of acts like him too. Cries a lot, helplessly follows that new little girl around, makes that little pouty face...
Second cousin twice removed. I hear her name come up sometimes... they're disappointed in her, or worried about her, or something. I guess that's what they gotta do when they can't ground you anymore. Just worry.
Second cousin twice removed. Oh, that's where Cedar went... I wonder what would have happened if she'd stayed here. I don't think Timberstar would have thrown the babies out or anything. Bane would probably cry though.
First cousins thrice removed. What does thrice mean? I really shouldn't ask about how many cousins there are until my brain's big enough to hold all of it... there's a LOT of numbers out there, from what I've heard.
First cousins thrice removed. I do not know this boy. I suppose I do not know many cats at all now. Most of my closest connections are dead. Sometimes when I see a group of kits I wonder who'll be the last one standing.
Second cousin once removed. What's up with ShadeClan's territory anyway? They got all sorts of two-leg treasure there in their fortress. We stole a small ship and a girl from there, who knows what they got hiding on the inside!
Second cousin once removed. He lives on that weird island over there. I see him and the other kits playing sometimes, since we're up on a hill we see into BraveClan pretty easily... but I don't think the water between us is part of their camp.
Great-aunt, denmate. She's only a little older than me, but she's really bossy cuz she's got big plans. We're gonna take over at least two territories. Somehow this involves seeing how well I float on a piece of bark.
Great-nephew. He's a little dork! He's all afraid to get his feet wet, haha! Well, that means he's not gonna let my raft sink if he's borrowing it, so that's pretty good. See, when you're runnin an operation like this, you gotta know your men!