Your name is Juzlaf Butris, you're six sweeps old.

You are a young cerulean blooded Desert troll and you live in... the desert... duh.

Your interests include posting epic pranks on your grubtube channel and not knowing what the FUCK is going on. You’ve got all the subscribers, and you’re finna boutta get even MORE of all of the subscribers with your batshit hilarious japes!

You’re definitely no one-trick hoofbeast, though certain PANTS-ON-HEAD LIARS say otherwise, but your bestest trick is the one where you just ZWOOOOP through the sand, grab shitbloods by the ankles, and drag em down under! Your other favorite trick is when you hatch spider eggs in their eyes. Their faces are fucking priceless. You always say, with a snappity bappity of the fingers and a wink, you just got epic pranked bro!

Your trolltag is uglyFuckling [UF], and YOUR MOM WAz A MIzTAKE! XDXDXD