Maldeclone I

In a surprising turn of events, Maldeclone I has decided to create her own profile instead of having me do it! As such, I'll be away for most of it, adding in details where she hasn't.

The Beginning

What's up? You're looking at the page of none other than Maldeclone I, the best outta all of them Clones. Sit a while, and listen.

As you can probably tell, I'm possibly the coolest goddamned Celestial Being in the whole universe. Seriously, I don't think there'll ever be a god or demigod or whatever that can compare to how much of a badass I am. Some may call me an "edgy mess", but they're just a bunch of jealous idiots!

(Note; Her voice is harsher, deeper, and more smug when compared to her sisters. Also, she's a bit arrogant and egotistical, as you can probably tell.) 

HEY, FUCK YOU!

My History

Why in the goddamn would you want to know about my origins? They're nothing too interesting - the Maldedrom made me because she wanted the Clones to be a bit more lively. You can only do so much with several yes-men, three negative fools, a perpetually horny catgirl, and so on. Now piss off! I'm still a bit salty over that comment the author made.

(Note: Well, as she doesn't wanna tell you her full backstory, I guess I have to. I don't know why she'd get that mad over the question. I mean, sure, it's rather awkward, but nothing to get aggressive over.)

So a long while ago, there were only six Maldeclones in the universe, and one of them had left to help the Shadow People out. That would all change when Maldeclone C would try to convince Maldeclone D - the original Sadness - to stop being so depressed. To cut a long story short, D ended up in a constant state of being pissed off all of the time, and thus became the Clone that represented Anger. As a result, a new Sadness clone was created under the designation of E, with Maldeclone F getting moved over to her current one as a result of this.

In addition, the Maldedrom asked C to prevent herself from helping E like that again, in case an even worse Clone popped out. The Maldedrom was running rather low on Celestial souls at the time. After this, though, things were fine - the Clones started modding their armor, Deshka was helping to strengthen the universe, and two more Clones would show up, even if they had to be made due to an incredibly awkward situation. But after Disgust and Fear were made, Maldeclone C could no longer bottle up her feelings about E, and decided to try and help her out again.

And it sort of worked? She had managed to convince E that if she kept denying her offers of help like before, she would end up just like Maldeclone D, or perhaps even worse. As a result, E reluctantly accepted her help, and slowly began to crawl out of her permanent funk. This continued for a good while until one day, when Maldeclone E decided to stay in her room and refused to come out. Everyone was really concerned about this, and almost ended up coming in anyways when the door suddenly opened. On the other side was E, but... different, sporting the personality and looks you all know her for.

Initially, she was expecting her family to hate her and C for this, but they actually responded with significant praise. Well, for the most part - the Maldedrom sure wasn't happy that C had broken her promise and helped out Sadness yet again. Nevertheless, she allowed E to keep her new looks and personality as long as she changed her designation to I - the Maldedrom was planning to make a new Sadness clone, after all, and this time, it'd stick. In addition, she was planning to chew C out a bit for not following her directions, and made it an active effort to prevent her from doing it yet again. There was no point in this, though - C got the message the second time. 

(Note: Back to you, I.)

...Yeah, that's pretty much how it went. Yeah. You got it right, bud.

Facts About Me

• As I'm basically the tallest and best outta all my sisters, I call the shots whenever Ma isn't around. Never had my position challenged, thankfully, as they're either too docile or not strong enough to defeat me.
• Outta all of the animals on Earth, I prefer bears the most; chill most of the time, but they'll eviscerate the shit outta some poor fool if provoked enough. Sorta like me!
• Despite what most of you idiots think, my weapon is NOT a crossbow! It's an old ballista that I modified to be handheld and also shoot rockets if necessary.
  • If you're noticing a similar theme between my weapon and D's hand cannon, you're absolutely correct. She ripped off my ballista probably because of our similar origins... she used her bare fists before. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
• If you have working eyes, you've probably noticed my dyed red hair. And you're now probably wondering how I did it, knowing that us Shadows are made outta dark matter slime. Well... I won't reveal the exact technique, but part of it involves replacing some of that slime with red goo.
• Apparently, every Maldeclone page on this site has a fact about what they fear. Well, I'll let you know that nothing in the universe scares me, so you can take that to the bank!
  • ...Wait, what do you mean, "C doesn't have any fears, either"?!
• Also, the rest of the Maldeclones have favorite color facts as well. I don't need to elaborate on this at all, methinks. You just know what my favorite colors are.
• When I ain't leading my sisters or being a big inspiration to the Shadows or something, I enjoy playing all sorts of physical sports from time to time. 
• Speaking of my hobbies, I run a small band in my spare time. It consists of me on vocals and guitar, B on bass, and two Maldrones on drums and keyboard. 
• There've been some rumors that Thennakarsis is my estranged son or something, which would explain why he looks so much like me. Well, let me just tell you that it's completely false! We Clones don't have kids, and also, I know for a fact that he stole my style because I'm just that cool.

Some Stats I Guess?

• Strength: 9
• Intelligence: 8
• Endurance: 9
• Speed: 9
• Charisma: 10
• Magic: 8
• Leadership: 10