Mevdos

Calamansi

1000

Mevdos: Don't listen to what they've been saying. My stuff is safe to eat & FDA approved!!!!! (feel free to purchase/interact IC in the comments)

About Mevdos 500
Mevdos is no god but eating his stuff might send you to him.

Homemade potion 1000
"I made this!" Drink it to see god.

Map to GTFO here 300
"Why would you ever wanna leave this place? D:"

Mysterious goo 100
"Some goo I found in the backyard. I'm sure it's edible!" ... Yeah you're def gonna see god if you eat this.

Shady mushroom 200
"I found it in my backyard!" Eat it to see god in 10 different dimensions

Uh... 300
"Harvested this baby myself!" God doesn't even want to see you if you eat that.

Frog leg 50
I don't think it's poisonous?? You probably won't see god but you won't be living your best life either.

Monster lobster claw 100
Eat it (with the shell) to see god. Fr? Fr? You ate it? Jesus.

Axe 300
"Do I fight god with this?" You ask. "No, i use it to send you to him ;)" You have been killed by an axe to the head.

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