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I don't even know who you are, or what you're talking about.
Alice! Release Jinx from this unnatural curse at once! I will not let you rest, perform, and entertain the masses until you come with me and undo this voodoo!
Something is wrong with you, and it's not natural.
I feel so bad for you, something is blocking death from reaching you. Poor thing. When will the cold arms of death greet you and bring you to eternal rest?
*Lays down beside him and curls her tail around his organs* No need to beg.
*Grabs her tail with mouth* Kill me.. end me, put me out of my misery, put me in a bag with a couple of cinder blocks, and throw me in. I'm goin' outta my mind, this is no way to live, Kill me!
I don't know anything, but you seem to know what you're talking about doll. *Crawls in front of her path* I ain't one for beggin'.. But I'm at my wit's end.. help me..
"Hi! I heard your daughter say you make puppets?"
I dropped off Magenta at the local library to see a puppet show. Out of the curtains, I see two hand-made puppets as my daughter sits excitedly to watch.
Magenta says a little too loud that her dad makes puppets too. The puppeteer hears this and after the show, she approaches me to talk.
Hi Cuz'!! Wanna go hang out? I know a good arcade! it's close to the skatepark where we can hang out and listen to our iPods!
*Picks him up by the scruff of his neck* Let's goooo!
*Is picked up before he can even say a word*
" ah yeah honey!! I found a vintage bubblegum wrapper at work today!!"
" i- DONT bring it home "
She's a nice clerk at the local grocery store, that bird seems to think so too.
*hand on chin*
something about me and indie seems familiar..
"... i feel bad for him i really do.... "
Home, home! I must get home, all my friends and family are gone! They're waiting for me, I must get back home!
You are home Meadows. Sometimes you must leave the people you love, it's bound to happen to everyone one day, sooner or later.
*Picks up porcupine, inhaling it in one bite then turns around in a playful gesture*
"SO I CAN SHIT IT OUT AND SEE HOW BAD IT HURTS"
*Spins in circles around her*
*pulls tail* Stop!! You can't just eat a dead porcupine, your organs will be ruptured, you'll bleed out from the inside, and most of all that will hurt even going down your throat! *Ears drop* Why are you even considering it?
"Oh my, God!!" *Turns face away and retches*
Dang Cuz' You sure did go through some things after I left, sorry I wasn't around to help you through that.
Well, I can't say you look your best either Cuz'.
Pffft. You? Beat me? Not likely, especially with yer' Girly prosthetic.
Oh yeah? Ah' Got a few tricks up my sleeves too. *Puts two fingers in mouth and whistles* JASON!!
It's.. ok, I always wondered where you went Cousin Davy. I see you're still wearing that Davy Crockett hat. You look like a mess.
Wanna wrestle? I bet I could still beat you.
Take that back, """"Cuz'"""" *Pulls out pipe bomb* I think I could beat you, I got a few tricks up my sleeve.
The FUCK
Man Candee, who knew the food business would be so damaging to my health... I mean, not eating the food, I'm sure that causes different kinds of issues, I meant the stress, my nerves are wrecked!
*Walks up to him and sits beside him*
Hi, I'm Mipsy"
*Looks at her paws*
"Sorry if I'm bothering you.. I'll leave you alone"
*Get's up*
"Oh, you want me to stay? Well hi, what are you doing?"
*Grunts*
*Grunts louder and shakes head, grabbing her hand and sitting her back down*
Auntie Lorie! *Hugs her*
Who's yer' friend? *Gestures over to the gigantic horse demon looming over them*
UHh Auntie, Wer' in the same boat.
Oh, Davy, that's Long Jane, my wife.
It may be hard to take in, I know. Even though she is a Cryptid creature, our bond is two souls. I hope you understand. Now, who's YOUR friend?
*Gestures over to the gigantic zombie maniac looming over them*
Jane stood tall, and still.
Taking a few shaky steps toward the woman, she lowered her head down timidly to look her in the face.
Lorie let go of her cane and reached both hands to cup the creature's face and bring it closer. Slightly stroking her cheeks with her thumbs in a loving embrace.
"Thank you," Lorie spoke and broke the silence.
The woman stood in the foggy woods, clutching a flower-patterned cane and looking forward, deep into the fog.
There it was, she could spot a figure through the skinny trees.
Lorie gestured her hand out towards it lovingly.
Absolutely, old friend! It wouldn't be a wedding without friends!
*Takes off hat* Oh, may I come to the wedding between you and Prince Toff!
Stupid dog.
*Grunts*
( One of these days, I won't cry anymore. I'll grow big and strong, with teeth as sharp as claws. Then it will be YOU, the one that is crying. )