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I love this cat, she comes and goes.
Gwen feeds me and makes sure to leave a warm spot for me during winter times, I rub on his leg every time I see him.
*Thinking* Whattabouta a cover-up on some nasty scars?
Me'n'Jason can get Tattoos at the same time! Tattoo "Mom" on his shoulder with a big ole' heart around it!
Hello Mortal... Tattoo for the wanderer?
Oh, I can think of some lovely designs for the wanderer! Nature? Raccoons? That guy? *Gestures over to Jason looming over them both*
Leaves and trees all up and down your arms for sure! With a hockey mask peeking out of the lush opening, and some Raccoons scampering about, what do you say, wanderer?
I do have a soft spot for my own mama.. Done!
HELLLL YEAAAHH MOTHERFUCKERR
CAN I GET THE SAME "TEAL" TATTOOED ON MY LEFT BUTTCHEEK?!
*Scratches head* You're already cursed enough.. Maybe I should give you some luck for a change..
I want the name's of my 27 kids and their birthdays on one of my arms
Can you give me the name of my current girlfriend then when we break up you X it out and add the name of my new girlfriend? And then when we break up you do this until I run out of skin
Okay
( Thinking to self: Every single one of these tattoos will be fucking cursed )
*Nods head excitedly*
Free ink?! Work with me! Be my apprentice, you won't regret it!
Hello Mortal.. Tattoo for the lovely lady?
*Mumbles* Mushy..
Oh, you darling cryptid! Could you put a design of my lovely wife, Long Jane, on my heart?
Hello Mortal... Care for a Tattoo?
I'll take 10, bombs all over me please.
Hello fellow demonic force of nature, care of a Tattoo?
You got it! >:)
*Nods head* Sure.. Could you put the name "Lorie" on my shoulder?
" OH. MY. GAWD you look so gorgeous todaaayyyy! Did ya do somethin new??"
" haha relax missy, i didnt do nothing new. But thank you!~"
*Grunts, and gives him food that he took from slaughtering picnic goers*
*Takes and sandwich and breaks it into thirds, handing it back to Jason and Davey*
Jayson', Is that a little boy over bah' the creek vomiting blood?
You ok little feller?
*Wipes the blood-tinged vomit from his chin and looks up at him*
If it makes you feel any better, I can't tell my lefts from my rights! Not even Lefty Loosey or Righty Tighty helps!
Awwww, Carmody!! *Cries and Hugs him*
Thanks Cuz', but you know I don't think there's anything wrong with you. You're a smart girl, despite the left and right thing, it makes no difference, you've shown us how smart you are.
Welcome to the Circus! I'm Go-Go, we're glad to have you, we hid all the bodies from those hooligans that jumped you.
We hid the bodies, they're dead Dumbbell. Quillz and I traveled to every state I knew to hide each limb in a different location while I was gone.
They're burning in hell Dumbbell.
Oh... those people, *Scratches back of head* Are they gonna be ok?
Oh... Do you think their souls are gonna be ok?
Oh...
*Grunts* Careful now! You aren't exactly the most gentle fellow, hands off the puffs!
*Glares daggers at him* It's... FATHER! *Takes his puffs and leaves in a huff*
*Pets the little puffballs* So fluffy..
Ok... Shoo now Fluffies, go back to your mama
"T-that's alright Dumbbell! It's just the third time this week, I'm sure we can taper that down as time goes on!"
"Boss, I accidentally knocked over the tent poll and we're now all under the tent, haahaa, it's kinda fun"
*Allows the pets with a confused face, as he just saw him crush Alice's Larynx*
My favorite kitty... *Picks kitty up gently and strokes him with love and carefulness*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thank you for saving me *Hugs her so hard he crushes her Larynx*
Haha! My stupid cousin can't even understand colors! What a moron!
*tears up a little*
I know you don't know what a star is, but one day, you will be one.
...
Haha! My stupid cousin can't even understand her own feelings! What a moron!
See! My point stands correct!
*Whines*
Haha! My stupid cousin can't even do the alphabet! What a moron!
*Wipes sweat off brow* Haha! My stupid cousin can't even talk! Such a moron!
Do you want a beatdown?
*Grunts and points to a kids shape puzzle*