π Davey Luskey, "Raccoon"'s Links
Cuz'in! What were you up to? Who's yer friend? Yer friends with werewolves?
Huh? whut? Are you talkin' about Jason? ... You chinless were-wolf fucker!
*Pulls his hair and twists his spleen*
Oh, Solomon? It's a tough and long story, Jesus! What the hell is THAT THING?
*Eye twitches, then tackles him* Monster fucker!
*Bites his arm and reopens his wounds* Ah yes, I now have a machete in my brain.
Auntie Lorie! *Hugs her*
Who's yer' friend? *Gestures over to the gigantic horse demon looming over them*
UHh Auntie, Wer' in the same boat.
Oh, Davy, that's Long Jane, my wife.
It may be hard to take in, I know. Even though she is a Cryptid creature, our bond is two souls. I hope you understand. Now, who's YOUR friend?
*Gestures over to the gigantic zombie maniac looming over them*
Dang Cuz' You sure did go through some things after I left, sorry I wasn't around to help you through that.
Well, I can't say you look your best either Cuz'.
Pffft. You? Beat me? Not likely, especially with yer' Girly prosthetic.
Oh yeah? Ah' Got a few tricks up my sleeves too. *Puts two fingers in mouth and whistles* JASON!!
It's.. ok, I always wondered where you went Cousin Davy. I see you're still wearing that Davy Crockett hat. You look like a mess.
Wanna wrestle? I bet I could still beat you.
Take that back, """"Cuz'"""" *Pulls out pipe bomb* I think I could beat you, I got a few tricks up my sleeve.
The FUCK
Heh! *Gestures to her hat*
"Yew gotta' fhuckin deer on yer head! Yew could say ah' like taxidermy, evry' home needs a deer! Ah' aint ever seen'a hat like yers! Did yew make it? Ya got talent missy!"
(Crossoverrr!!)
..You like taxidermy too? Animals are too sweet to be killed without remorse, or left to rot.. I like them to be around..
Oh our hats kinda match, how cute..
Jayson', Is that a little boy over bah' the creek vomiting blood?
You ok little feller?
*Wipes the blood-tinged vomit from his chin and looks up at him*
*Thinking* Whattabouta a cover-up on some nasty scars?
Me'n'Jason can get Tattoos at the same time! Tattoo "Mom" on his shoulder with a big ole' heart around it!
Hello Mortal... Tattoo for the wanderer?
Oh, I can think of some lovely designs for the wanderer! Nature? Raccoons? That guy? *Gestures over to Jason looming over them both*
Leaves and trees all up and down your arms for sure! With a hockey mask peeking out of the lush opening, and some Raccoons scampering about, what do you say, wanderer?
I do have a soft spot for my own mama.. Done!
*Blinks slowly, wondering if this is a prisoner or psych ward escape artist, and is both uncomfortable, and nervous, but can't help but watch the free entertainment in front of him*
AROOOOOOOOOOO, A RACCOON MAN?! *GROWLS AND SNARLS AND MARKS TERRITORY AND DROOLS AND SWIPES AT HIM AND*
Just realized I could link whith you..J AAAAYAYYYYYSOOOOONNNNN
Shewt. Aint yew cute. *Picks off a bite of his sandwich and gives it to him*
*Scratches his head* Ain't yew had enough?
*Grabby hands towards the sandwich he's eating*
*Eats the piece he's been given and reaches out his hand for more*
Same guy, different universe!
"Eash, whut the fhuck is that ak-sent of yours, Ah' can't possibly sound like that in any timeline."
"Whut? Why are yew moving yer hands like that?"
Same guy, different universe.
*Sign language*
"God, speak for yourself. I can't believe I'm actually you in any timeline. But... to be honest, it's kind of bittersweet to see myself so... happy."
*Facepalm*
Please stop existing
Fallen angels take to the street
It's an empty dance and so incomplete
Their hollow voices whisper the cry
Farther down the line there's a reason why
You've tried before but you can't buy a clue
No matter what you do
The darkest side of the night
Burns like a fire for the wasted lives
And there's no way you can fight
Show some respect and try to survive
On the darkest side
Neon shadows that point the way
Never lead you out it's a game they play
The madness comes and the madness goes
It's a simple world but it's all they know
You tried to fix it but there's nothing you can do
You just gotta see it through
The darkest side of the night
Burns like a fire for the wasted lives
And there's no way you can fight
Show some respect and try to survive
On the darkest side
In this city you give and they take
You reach the limit you bend and then you break
And there's no escape, there's no escape, no!
The darkest side of the night
Burns like a fire for the wasted lives
And there's no way you can fight
Just show some respect and try to stay alive
On the darkest side
The darkest side of the night
Burns like a fire for the wasted lives
And there's no way you can fight
Show some respect and try to survive
On the darkest side