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"i'm glad that you enjoy it Mrs!"
"I really love listening to your music, i enjoy it alot so far Mr!"
*Runs on top of pile of trash, 1043859034 dogs chasing him* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Foxes are part of the dog family, so you should get along just fine with your brethren.
"Surprise you huh? Alrighty then.. I'm sure this doesn't surprise you, but I've chosen a red phone that starts on your wrist, as the phone's curly wire travels up your arm, ending in a coil around your shoulder."
"And the next surprise... IT'S CURSED! Enjoy your demonic powers of nighttime vision that activate when you eat cranberries."
" AYYYEEEE can i get a tat?? I'll pay ya! You can suprise me!"
"Hello fellow demon.. care for a Tattoo? Perhaps something with black ink? I think the shoulder would be a nice place to start, perhaps the name of a loved one? Or maybe, a symbol of some sort?"
" ayeeee!! Fellow demon creature!!"
"Seems like your wife has the same name as me and is a bit of a grumpy one."
"she's been always like that."
"Poor bunny.. seems like you've been dealing with horrible things in your past."
"Screw you to."
"yeah they still do hurt."
"Oh.. those wounds must really hurt.."
"Looks like someone's been through a terrible backstory hm?"
"Screw you."
"uh... i don't know what say about you.."
"Exactly don't say a single word about me."
"Oh jeez, are you alright ma'am?"
"I'm never alright, but i like the looks of a praying mantis like you."
"Huh, I don't think i've seen you around before, seems like you've been already injured as i can tell by your look, i can see those blood stains and your eyes seem to be a bit off. Lastly those stitches, looks like you've been dealing a lot of terrible things in the past." // "Well yes you are indeed correct, i am The Candy Cane Sheep."
"You must the evil sheep i heard about, the one who people call mostly The Candy Cane Sheep. Yes i've been through alot during my past, some events were extremely terrible and that's how i ended up looking like this."
A free tattoo? Surely, you're either bluffing or have the skills of a toddler.
Wow.. Well, you better not be bluffing about your skills.. What about a circus themed canvas on my entire back?
Wow!! My back looks stunning!! Wait for what? Tricks? Is this crayon or something?
Oh, god, it itches
Tattoo for the ringmaster? It would be completely free...
Oh, no, no, no, here, look at my work! Pages and pages of beautiful masterpieces! I only offer my services for free because you're... so great!
Sounds lovely.. Let's get started! And, done! AahaauaAHHAHAHAHA BASTARD! You fell for my trick!
Life's a box of chocolates and you just found shit! Enjoy your cursed tattoo! This one's a special hell I crafted just for you! Hope you enjoy the eternal damnation, skin sloshing, and horrors beyond your comprehension fucker! """TOOTLES"""!!
Sorry! Alice is in charge, if I punish her, I lose the Circus. Sooo... tootles!
How could you let this happen?!
Get your hands off my man
You aren't getting away that easy, bitch.
Oh, my apologies! I didn't know he was taken! Tootles!
All I did was ask him out! You're crazy!
HUBBA HUBBA!!!
Keep telling yaself that toots, but I ain't no player!
Silly boy.. You only want me for my infinite ink supply!
Old timer?! Ehh.. Hmm, Tattoos are pretty cool.. *looks around to make sure no one is listening, watching, or recording him* ... I don't want a tattoo but.. Tattoo artists like, draw right, like do art ya know?
Yer' a guy ya know? You know what a woman looks like, could you.. like.. maybe.. draw my neighbor, Mazie, like, kinda sexy-like?- I mean not NAKED but like, kinda in the style of a vintage pin-up? *Pulls at own collar of shirt* phew..
*Instantly dies of a stroke*
Tattoo for the old timer?
*Nods* Yes.. I do like to draw.. Get to the point..
Yeah, yeah, no need to flower up ya' words, I get it buster. Here's an entire album of her completely naked and in 100 different hyperrealistic poses. Go wild.
*Throws pie at him in return*
*Gives him a balloon and ties it around his bracelet, then walks away without saying a word*
*Pops little plastic balls in head when runs around in circles*
EH HEHE HEEHEHHEHE *CLAPS HANDS*
Brother! Wouldn't it be a shame if you just up and died? It's not like anyone would miss you or anything..
Sister!
*holding back tears*
MOMMY!!! I LOVE YOU MOMMY!!! YOU MAKE THE BEST CEREAL AND ICE CREAM AND SWEETS!!
*Puts arsenic in his cereal to shut him up forever*
Mommy and daddy have merged into one parental figure! Uhhh... PARENT!
Baby!!! My one and only child!! I love you!!!!!