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Yβ know that saying, βwhat doesnβt kill you makes you stronger?β Well, I intend to be VERY strong, so in this essay I will-
with all due respect, this sounds like a terrible idea
(does it anyway)
BREAKING NEWS!!! SILPH CO IS TRYING TO DEVELOP MASTER BALL THAT CAN CATCH ANY POKEMON!!! STILL CANT CATCH OTHER PEOPLES POKEMON THOUGH, SUPREME FAILURE
Ones gotta get information from all sortsa places, internet trolls are just one of the more entertaining ones! with their talents, they could probably get past most systems. or maybe write for the onion.
she's a nice kid, when the rich are inevitably eaten i pray they are spared. her family also kind of supplies my gisney collecWAitdontwritethatdow-
My gateway drug dealer into the Gisney fandom (βΒ΄β‘`β) Just kidding (kinda)! Brother Shiggy referred me to their clinic. Said they're the best around aside from himself in Upper, and they're also the leading physician into cryogenics!! I don't think father is backing that research though...
They talk to me like once a year, and every time Im shocked they haven't died of old age already! Obviously I'm immortal because of plot armor, but they look like an anemic insomniac thats one vitamin away from not waking up in the morning! maybe one day they'll tell me their secret!
Mfw I don't go out in the sun for 2349085 years... (I- I can hear you, y'know... /hj's in irl) It's always interesting talking to them for sure. I really wanna play with their hair one day though. Maybe if I ask nicely later..? (βΏβ‘βΏβ‘)
Honestly I am shocked by the amount of gossip a hairclipper hears on a daily basis... And I while I had no want or need to know that it is admittedly a thorough report
...One customer, βββββ, also claimed that he "saw the devil of new hampshire in the back alley behind Congos" and that he 'was jsut about to bloody piss himself shitless.' This concludes my report, I hope it helps in the investigation.
welllllll there may or may not be, im not really allowed to confirm or deny it~
is that a gun
I am not good at solving riddles, thankfully I have the help of my colleagues and also this gun I found
literally dead (it has been 100 year)
Looks up to the legend of their monster slayer ancestor (big part of why they are in this occupation rn)
One of my handy- wait sh- army-... One of my common (!) customers for arms deals, arms deals, and information of course! π
They're handy enough to hook me up with an arm. i guess you could call them. an arms dealer. -----
Regardless, they're a good source of information, unscrupulous or no
It never ceases to surprise me how small of a space they can squeeze into... I think ive lost a couple hundred dollars in bets by now...
always there for me when i get stuck on a case. or in a vent
Mine Most Studious Diciple!!!! Lighten up, Seize the Day, YOLO
They are not perfect. But not even da xia can be perfect. And theres alot to learn from someone so old. If only they'd act their age...
(has a big gun. very reliable but a bit mean. short temper like bull. bull headed also like bull)
my dear diddling darling twin sister and partner in crime! She can drive a motorboat like baby driver witch is witchcraft to me.
he has a bad habit of things as difficult as possible but it is thrilling nonetheless.