Mashimaru's Links
"Hey dad! You think I could have a friend over? They're really 'chill'-- haha its a term I learned from them! Means they're nice to be around!"
"..."
"Should I even bother talking about this? I think it's clear how we feel about each other. Him beating me in battle didn't become personal until he felt the need to swing his dick around about it."
"Ssseems like this old stray hasss a bit more bite left in him. Lets put a muzzle on him next time he comes for my ssscraps."
"-Gasp-!!! THE VINCENT VON G!?! Sir-- may I look at your snakes?!!? I am a herpetologist in training and I would love the opportunity to-- t-to-- ah... no? Oh.. okay... may I have an autograph at least?"
"What a cute girl. She would make a nice waitresss to look at..."
"<< I knew men like him once back in my youth. I robbed from them, but it's best to leave it at that. Amelie better stay away.>>"
"Hesss... quite large. I wonder if he would be interesssted in becoming a guard of mine anytime sssoon."
"She keeps looking at me funny... All I want to do is vibe and check out the clubs here before I head back to America! Ah... but I should also warn her of.. Mn.. actually I guess its none of my business."
"... This human reeks of bloodshed. Why hasn't he made a move yet? I better warn the others and get out of here just in case."
"...Who?"
"I used to work for him part time in high school. He's a prick but damn he makes good egg custards. They're like crack-- and i'm pretty sure he gave me my first pack of cigs, too."
"Ah? Kurosawa Chinami...? Ah-- Oh yes! Now I remember-- My how you've grown! I see you're still trying to beat up the boys.. haha.."
"Oh my god!! Yoshida Sensei is still alive?!? He took care of me back when I was just a little Kit in daycare!!"
"She reminds me of a young 'me' back in the day... Though I was hotter and my tits were bigger. Still, shes got a long way ahead of her ugly little head."
"Oh... it's that old crabby crone that Sou-chan works for... God I want to be her."
" Once upon a time I saw this gangly reserved looking dude on an AirShip heading towards Limsa Lominsa. He looked pretty far from home and like he could use some company, so I happily obliged my furry companionship whether he liked it or not. One thing led to another lo and behold I gained one of my first friends and a brother from another mother.
I would absolutely do anything for this guy. All healer jokes aside, I absolutely owe my entire life to him. "
"Silvia has always had an interesting taste in friendships... Though I suppose his new 'best friend' of his is quite the character to have even managed to get near the man in the first place."
"So this guy knew Silv back in the day, aye? Wonder if I can ask him for any embarrassing stories!"
-whistle- "Boy, So-chii really did some growing up! Hope he recognizes me... its been a few years and a couple good pounds since I last saw him! I wonder if he still likes super heroes..."
"Hm... Jacquemin... well, there is much to say and very little available in our language to say it. While we had a, uh... rough start, we managed to patch things up. What more could one ask for? He has proven himself to be a good friend, and I will continue to support him until I draw my last breath."
"I despise that man to my very core. He's educated, handsome in every sense-- a real gentlelezen by any all means! People love this perfect man and it makes me sick.
...
But in the end of the day he's still my long time friend. In my eyes he is still that scrawny little kid with the heart of a lion. I will not want to ever change one thing about him."
"He is my first and only child. Our relationship and history is complicated, but nothing will change that he is indeed my own flesh and blood."
"I have nothing to say about this old tart."
"A shame we cannot be all together like a true family. Sanji is a good boy... a bit rough around the edges, but I can see hope with him."
"I literally cannot get mad at this man and it pisses me the fuck off."
"Hes a little shit just like his father. But he drinks like champion so I can tolerate him."
"An old hag I can almost proudly call my aunt... almost."
"<< My little girl... grown up so fast.>>"
"Papa!! Lets go have a picnic by the lake today!! I bet the frogs can't wait to stretch their legs!!"
An interesting human, certainly. He has a good heart from what I can tell.
"He literally gave me a heart the first time I met him. A good guy tho... Its kinda like having a big brother when i'm around him. A nice of pace change, really..."
"Susu-chan and Sugai are...? Wow, for once I actually feel bad for the guy."
"It'll be a sad day when Onii-chan passes from this realm... only because I know I wasn't the one who did it."
"S-sumi-onee... Shes actually nice if you get to know her. Just uh.. don't ever bother her when she has a needle gun in her hand."
"You-chan's pet human is cute. He always had a soft spot for weak and fragile little things... Lets just hope he doesn't mope for too long when it dies."
"Youta is starting to smell like a human. -sigh- I guess there is no helping it. The world has moved on since that day.."
"Onii-san... Thank you for all you've done. I wouldn't be here if you hadn't taken my place in the war..."
It's an arranged marriage, so it's annoying that i have to put up with her. however, she could be worse. not too bad to stare at for an extended period of time
"He's arrogant, selfish, and a total brat... but he has a cute butt tho..."
"I can't believe dating him again after all these years turned into a fucked up Ménage à trois between me, him, and a goat."
...A bad habit I can't seem to quit.