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(how is he so small?) i keep a pillow by the fireplace just in case i'm expecting his company. he's got way more worldly knowledge at his disposal than i do, but mostly i just enjoy hearing his stories... it's nice to hear about others' perspectives!
she is a wonderful host and cook but... i always worry a little about getting stepped on...
they're... somethin! i'm not used to having, like... y'know. a live audience. or somebody who can just break into my apartment whenever they want. OR somebody who's... whatever they are, just like, in general. space eel tentacle... thing? i've given up trying to figure it out o_o they're nice at least so who cares, right? if not a lil bit, uh... like a lost puppy? it's not a big deal
It's hard to believe that we started... where we did. It's nice, though, to be able to look back on something fondly for once. I don't believe I've ever encountered... anyone, really, in my travels, so... open-minded, I suppose? Not sure. Not being treated like some curiosity to be gawked at, however, is always welcome, and I'd be a liar if I said she didn't make a good pillow.
Apple's presence is always a welcome gift for Taffy. She's got a mild interest in baking to begin with, so having someone so well-versed in the topic is a weight off her shoulders when it comes to all that performance anxiety. She's also just got a real friendly vibe about her- something that Taffy can't exactly say about the rest of the Mignyans she's encountered. tl;dr good apple, best friend.
Apple thinks Taffy is so cool... she always gets nervously thrilled to see her, because she seems so cool and smart and good at what she does. Along with their similar covers and being on their first hosts, Apple thinks that they're really similar! So hopefully that means they can be friends? With their completely different sizes and aesthetics, of course, they make a very funny pair.
I think it's in your best interest that you return my messages. It has been several days with no word from you on payment for my most recent hit, and I'd hate to find out what might happen to you if another day goes by without an ETA.
transactional delays are typical of cryptobanking clients- i swear, it isn't my fault. i didn't do anything. please, just give me one more day. i'll sort things out. please. please. please.
IF THIS GUY DOESN'T START ANSWERING MY TEXTS I'M GONNA GO CRAZY FOR REAL. I'M GONNA STRAIGHT UP MOUNT HIS HEAD ON MY WALL. BUT I WON'T BECAUSE THEN I'D MISS HIM :(
certifiable batshit crazy bitch, seriously. knowing her is kinda like being friends with a murderous chucky-fied barbie doll. or, like, paris hilton on bath salts and i'm just waiting for her to finally snap and rip my face off. i guess it all makes her kinda fun, though- we keep in touch.
If I were trying to keep things formal here, I'd say she's reliable 'n leave it at that. But I'm not. She's an asshole. But, like, in a fun way. I'm pretty sure she's just straight batshit fuckin' insane, which I can appreciate. The world needs more crazy bitches.
That, and she just gets me. We click. Dunno why.
BC... I 'unno about that one, man. She's scary as all fuck, but like, I dig it. N' she doesn't seem to really give a shit about... things I'm used to people givin' a shit about. I think we work together real well. And for the record, that... first sentence was supposed t' be a joke. All things considered, I think miss mattress over here is one of the most positive influences on my life yet. Not to, y'know, get sappy or nothin'. Cuz fuck that noise.
BE GAY DO CRIME! BE GAY DO CRIME! BE GAY DO CRIME! BE GAY DO CRIME! BE GAY DO CRIME!
DUDE DO THE FLAMETHROWER THING AGAIN DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAI-
WHAT?? FOR REAL?? LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO
You want REAL Mignyan proof? I've got some crabs down here in my wine cellar, just follow me and I might even let'cha sample a few. Seriously. It's just down here, I promise. Chock full of crabs. I would never lie to you.
"I just KNOW they're real! I feel like my purpose in life is to become one of them, you know?! I can't waste my time thinking about the possibility of them not existing, I HAVE seen them, and I believe in them, that's all I need to keep looking!!"
"I hate to be rude, but I really think you could stand to cool down a little... Not- Not in a bad way, of course! Just... Seriously? Being so high-strung, constantly bouncing off the walls over something that might not even exist? What'll you do if these 'migs' turn out to have been faked all along? I just don't want to see you hurt." (She'll still humor him, occasionally. No point in crushing his dreams completely if everyone thinks of him as just a crackpot anyways.)
(TH AU, friends) "In spite of her imposing appearance, she's actually quite the sweet fellow, hm? It's enjoyable spending time with her, and I have to admit that her baking is absolutely sublime..."
(forum games !) "He's quite good company, actually! Geez, I didn't think I'd be saying this... But it's nice to know someone from out of town for once! Helps to broaden the worldview, y'know? Doesn't hurt that he likes my cooking, though..."