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I AM VERY WELL AWARE OF THIS FACT AND I AM GOING TO DO IT ANYWAYS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.
hiiiya DORA did you know? if you bludgeoned me over the head with a bat it'd just pop back into form like memory foam? i have no bones. you can do it if you want i don't mind hehe (but i'd only let you do it because you're my bestie):)))❤️
do i? i hadn't noticed. pretend i'm not covered in blood right now. we can make it work.
you seem like you need to cover your tracks, huh
I don't know who the fuck he thinks he is, but I've gotta give him some credit. Not going to say anything on any past... interactions we might've had. I respect the guy. Probably the only one here with some common sense.
I have beat her ass before and I will do it again. I am concerned for her, though. It is not usually a prerogative to teach others to cook but I feel like it's irresponsible not to...
"...She's one of the strangest individuals I've ever come into contact with. Gargantuan stature, intimidating demeanor, enough bulk to level concrete into dust. I don't get why she doesn't use that power more to her advantage...but, ah. Otherwise, she's alright, I suppose."
"It's a funny little situation we're in! The internet is a lovely place to meet people. To be quite honest, I worry about him. He doesn't seem all that, uh... People-y? And there's nothing wrong with that, per se, I just... I think he should get out more. Or something like that. It might help him with not being so dour all the time."
I'm 90% sure this guy's on something. He's pretty much batshit insane. In a fun way, though. I don't know why he keeps so much old shit around, but he's chill, and I might get a kick out of trying to figure out just what the fuck he's saying half the time.
Bonecrusher is certainly a difficult nut to crack but I admire her focus and her intelligence in her field. Brief interactions, I have had, which involve me reviewing her customized bikes. Buying used bikes... Such a noble cause to the motors and mufflers who never got a chance to experience the excitement on the road!
The energy he gives off is offputting, to say the least of it. I'd like to know more, but part of me is scared of what I might find- but a learning experience is a learning experience, no?
tl;dr his smug aura mocks me.
Very big! Very nice! Hello hello!
What's with this plucky... lost child? I feel almost bad for her.
I miss him a lot :( they were fun to have around even if he was a bit mean to customers at times! But to be fair some of them were a bit mean...well if he ever want to come back I'm more than willing to give him his old job back :D
Working under her was an experience I regret having to leave behind, but I suppose it was better for the both of us. I do miss her, though.
on god i hate his whore ass but he makes for a good body pillow. a weaponized body pillow. i feel like i kinda owe it to him for pretty much letting me move the fuck in but he's got this distinct hot cheeto aura that makes me rethink my decisions half the time. i wish they made adult sized baby slings </3
i'm like bc's funny little lap cat sometimes i swear to god. that woman is a mattress and i am but a cuddlewhore. i'm still waiting for her to swing me around by my ankles and throw me at some poor bitch we're trying to kill off i think it'd be kinda sick
i hate this bitch on everything. she's got no fucking business being as big as she is and i hope she smacks her monumental mensa candidate snapping turtle ass head into every possible fuckin' doorframe. she's cool. good smoking buddy, good driving buddy, good skull-bashing buddy. always tries getting me to lay on her and it's starting to work.
literally just a fucking anime tsundere in an e-boy body. ten bucks says he's madly in love with me and just not ready to admit it. once you start talkin' to him he's kind of cool, though. like, still a hardass, but a hardass that might experience a single emotion on weekends and holidays. i've got 90 different insane, evil, twisted plots that i'm using to get him to open up, and by god, i think they might be working.
IT'S CALCIUM! IT HAS CALCIUM!!
YOU HAVE TO DEBONE THE FUCKING FISH BEFORE YOU EAT IT STOP
I. . . Argh, I-I will not be scared of you! O-Or.... you! A-And... everything that you might be able to do! I can endure this, I know!
As a proud, fellow mignyan, I-I'll help you too! J-Just... don't crush me.. . Not that I'm scared of you, either!
Are... Are you ok? You keep staring...
...and who are you to assume? i lost grip of my powers BEFORE i got this shithole job, so don't act like i don't have them anymore because i'm irresponsible. if you're only here to act like you know better than me about my own situation, then get out.
quick question, do you eat that slop you're peddling?
oh god,that seemed rude- i just- i just wanted to propose that, uh... maybe there's a reason you've been struggling to properly control your- your, uh, "powers?" a sound mind dwells in a sound body...
Hey... open your door... I wanna eat... I know you have good food... feed me...
you can't keep doing this!! i mean i'm still going to let you in but you're going to eat me out of house and home!!
...there's always room for you, though...
GOOD QUALITY MEAT. SHE IS ALSO KIND. I RESPECT HER.
please. I Have Customers. i love you but I Have Customers. Quiet. Pl