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Oh, the TV guy? He's pretty cool. Makes for a lively chat, that's for sure. It's always nice to see him stop in.
A danger to me, and a danger to others...Contact has been proven to be near lethal...Fortunately due to not meaning harm, it can be avoided. A danger on the surface, a misunderstood soul beneath that. I think we are done here.
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“Gillie’s a good guy! Never seems too bothered when I ramble or zone out. Love visiting them at work, even sneaks me milkshakes sometimes! (*^▽^*)”
"Supplying those milkshakes is REALLY important okay? I hear sugar makes your reaction times faster! How else are you gonna remove that guy who put his name as PEE off the leaderboard of Space Journey 2001!"
Did I ever tell you about the time I went into a dimension with talking ponies? The craziest shit ever i swear!
NO. NO YOU DID NOT. HOWEVER IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO BACK THERE DO LET ME KNOW, I AM RATHER GOOD AT PARTIALLY TRANSPORTING PEOPLE BETWEEN DIMENSIONS. (HOWEVER I CANNOT GUARANTEE YOUR SURVIVAL AND TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY IN THE CASE OF DAMAGE OR DEATH)
WAIT... YOU'RE REAL?? CAN I POKE YOUR EYES??? ARE YOUR EARS AND TAIL EDIBLE?? ARE YOUR TEETH MADE OF LIQUORICE CANDY?? CAN I HAVE ONE?
I AM REAL!!!!!! LET'S BE FRIENDS!!!!!! I WILL GIVE YOU CANDY CORN IF YOU MAKE ME A HAT!!!!!!