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David Crawford is a man on a mission, and that mission seems simple enough. Escape from a maximum security prison (built solely for him), find someone on this planet who actually likes him (or at least tolerates him), apologize for selling the earth to impossibly intelligent alien life, rescue all of humanity from the mess he himself created, and finally, catch up on his soap opera re-runs. Piece of cake.

(FULL TITLE: The Man Who Sold The World)