Wellforth

I'm weak for found family tropes and magic okay

Just a silly story about a vain and eccentric wizard whose life gets turned upside-down the day a roughed up little brat shows up on his doorstep, and look maybe he considered shutting the door on the kid's face and turning in for the night, but oh it's raining, and don't you look at him with those big eyes-- get in here kid

What was just a night out of the rain becomes months and oh god is he a dad now??  And what do you mean his powerful wizard ex has two kids and now they're all friends who team up to kill a minor god?!  This is almost as bad as the time he forgot the parent-teacher conference!