TheLittlestLed's Links
"Ah, I really really like Mr.Spi! He's nice to me, and he got me Car, and he makes me lots of cookies and cupcakes! I guess the only thing is that he's not my Daddy. Daddy says that Mr.Spi is my other daddy, but he's wrong. I sometimes wish he was right, though, because Mr.Spi is awesome! I'm glad that he likes me!"
"Peri is my son, there is NO doubt about that. I don't care what his 'file' or whatever says, he is mine and Peter's son. I love and care about Peri, and I will do anything to protect him. He's like me, he grew up in a horrible lab. I will never let any harm come to a single hair on his head, be it from villains here, a Utopian, or Arach. Nobody will hurt my son."
"We are classmates. I do not know if she would consider me a friend, but... but I *do* find them a bit attractive. I think it would be nice to hold hands.... Maybe share some tea together...."
"Oh, Ava is super duper smart! She's also pretty, and brave, and a good classmate! I kind of wish she'd talk more, though, she's always reading. Maybe we could start a book club!"
"Carol is one of Peter's best friends! She's pretty quiet, kind of keeps to herself, but I like her! I'm glad she's my friend."
"Arrietty is quite loud, but that's not much of a deterrent now that I actually know her. She let me join her friend group, and that's how I met Dormagus.... I owe her a lot of my happiness, she's a good friend."
"He's that doll guy, right? I've seen how Junior looks when Blanket is around, I know his spider-sense acts up near him. I don't trust that guy."
"Oh, Peter's cousin! She's a threat, I think. She'll try to take my darling away from me, I can't let that happen! She and her dumb normal friends are gonna try to take MY Peter away from me! Maybe I should stop him from going to Marvel...."
"Umbra is a harmless little guy! I don't like that he likes Alfred, and he's always annoying Felicity, but that's okay, I guess. He's a funny guy, and I'd be a liar if I said he didn't have an amazing fashion sense!"
"Oh my GOD, she's so strong! If I was into girls, my knees would be weak, for sure. Anyways, she's cool, but she should mind her own business over my feelings for Alfred. He's JUST a guy, she needs to relax."
"Carol is one of Pete's best friends, so she's all good in my eyes! She's nice and quiet, she seems to keep to herself, and she doesn't really laugh at my jokes much, but I really like her!"
"He's Peter's crush, which I guess I can see. He's loud, outgoing, and kind of a doofus. I'm glad Peter likes him, but he's DEFINITELY not my type. Too loud for me, but whatever, he's harmless."
"Lightning is my best friend in the whole world! He's almost my ONLY friend, to be honest. I can talk about anything with him, and talking with him always puts a smile on my face. I guess he 'lights' up my life! Ha!"
"Cosmo is my best friend! His magic tricks are super fucking cool, how could anyone NOT think they're cool?! He makes shit disappear and reappear! It's AWESOME! HE'S AWESOME!!"
"O-oh.... Um, well, Nate tends to beat me up..... A lot.... Last Tuesday, he put three eggs in my top hat while I went to the restroom. When I put it on afterwards, the eggs cracked and shattered in my hair.... Everyone laughed. I do not like Nate...."
"Eh, magic boy? He's a fucking loser. Making fun of him is really easy, it's hilarious. He's such a weak, gangling, pathetic mama's boy. I think my favorite way to make fun of him is by using eggs or rotten tomatoes."
"She's pretty, I guess. She's kind of a badass, too. She came from Utopia, so that means she's some sort of criminal, right? That is so... what's the word the Marvel kids used? Oh, right, based."
"You know, I can work with edgy or punk or whatever. He's a good friend, I think our pink versus black thing is cool. Wish he'd stop talking about his ex, though, it gets annoying. He can totally get someone hotter, anyways, I've seen her and she's not all that."
"Ren is suuuuuuper cute! Their hair is so pretty and nice to braid, and they're so easy to talk to! I would totally date them, but I dunno if I'm their type. Oh well, they'll have to make the first move if they want a piece of the Umbra cake, ha ha!"
"Ah, Umbra is very cute, kind of like a little bunny. Sometimes I wanna just pick him up and squeeze him, heh. Anyways, I feel like I can talk to him about anything, he even knows about my issues with my parents."
"She's pretty hot. She's too self-conscious about her arm, though, it's really damn cool. She just needs to own it, I think."
"Alfred's a handsome guy, but he's kind of got baggage. I think he stares at my arm too much, I don't like it, but whatever. I like the other guys more, anyways."
"He's a sports-playing pretty boy. He's fine, I guess. Kind of a pushover, I could totally take him on in a fight. I think he might be bi, but I dunno, I'm not gonna ask."
"He's an edgelord, but he's tolerable... Well, he's my friend. I guess. He's kind of funny, y'know, when he's not obsessing over his ex. I think it's dumb that he tried to fight an Avenger, but you gotta respect the balls on Nate."
"Ah.... Midnight Strike is, like, *really* fucking hot.... It's my dream to have her give me a chance, or if I saved her from some sort of danger. I know it's cringe, but... I *might* have written fanfic about her...."
"Ew. I hate him, duh, AND he's obsessed with my hero alter ego?? God, life sucks. Well, either way, he's a civilian. I can't just let him die."
"That's my dad! His cooking is really fucking good! Daddy says that Dad has gone through a lot before they were married, you know. Well, whatever the case, I know that Dad loves me a whole lot! Also, it's super cool that he's Midnight Spider! I doubt he'd let me keep hero-ing if he learned I'm Midnight Strike."
"My gumdrop, my little sugarplum princess. I adore her with all my heart, of course! She's my baby! I hope that I've given her the best possible life. I... I know that we made some mistakes at the beginning, being heroes near her was too dangerous. We can never let her know about our alter egos. I know Peter agrees."
"I hate him. I know it's wrong to hate people, and Daddy would say it's not worth it, but I hate him. He only ever talks shit about me and my family."
"Ugh, that Parker-Freak bitch. She's a loser, she should fuck off and die. She's freakishly strong, and tall, and smart, and her tits are huge... I MEAN, SHE'S UGLY AND I HATE HER! I can't stand her OR her stupid family!"
"My brand new big brother! He's more like a little brother, but he IS older than me.... Well, whatever! I love him! I will protect him with my life!"
"Sister Arrietty! She's the best! She's smart and pretty, and she's strong like me! I love doing fish time with her, and I wanna be the best big brother ever, just for her!"
"Arrietty is super nice and funny! She's a fun girl, and she's super fucking strong! That's so cool! I wish I had cool powers like that!"
"Lightning is a really funny guy! He's also super good at video games! Oh, and I know about Peter's huge crush on him~ Maybe they'll date some day!"
"Nate's had a difficult life. He's my little brother, I have to take care of him. I know he's mad that Mom and Dad didn't want him. I know he blames me for it, but I don't care. I'll take care of him and give him all the love I can."
"Ah, my shitty older sister. What a bitch. I don't get why I have to live with her, it's so damn annoying! I wish she'd just fuck off."
"... I wish I never dated him. Dating Nate was not good for me. We were not good for each other. He needs to find someone else, we are NEVER getting back together."
"She's still my girlfriend. I still love her. It's not fair that Parker-Neid fucked up her brain. This relationship isn't over until I say it's over."
"Finally, someone that isn't competition for Peter's love! She's super cool, and I think that we're good friends! Sometimes she gives me advice for love, which is awesome! She's totally on my side!"
"Oh my GOD, he's so funny! He's, like, the Old Culture concept of the gay best friend! I'm so glad that he's part of our friend group, it gets kind of annoying to be around so many sports guys."
"He's stupid and happy all the time. It's annoying sometimes, but he's fun to have around. It's also cool that he doesn't feel any pain. Heh, I still think it was funny when I took his head off. Freaked out those losers that Parker-Neid hangs out with."
"He's mean to Peter, but... he's really handsome. He looks like he could rip me to shreds, and I kind of love it, I think. Anyways, we're good friends! I'll help Peter by making sure Nate doesn't hurt him anymore!"
"Blanket hangs out with me and my friends. He's, uh, kind of scary? I guess? He's usually super happy and ditzy, but if you talk shit about that Parker-Freak guy, he gives you the coldest, dead-eyed look.... I prefer when he's happy and ditzy."
"Oh, Alfred's one of my new friends! He hangs out with me and Moose and Gene and Brad and Nate and Rie! He's kind of dumb, to be honest, and I don't like how he talks about Peter, but that's okay! I'll make sure he learns to not talk badly about my true love."
"Little Ava! She's my teeny tiny baby cousin! She's a smartie, just like Steph and Carol! She's a serious little kid, but she seems nice enough! Very quiet, though."
"Umbra is kind of dumb. He is Dad's younger brother's kid, he's my first cousin. He's one of Peter's friends, so Umbra is often at our home. Sometimes I feel like he's at my house more than his own house."
"I always see him staring at Peter at school, it's super fucking weird. Well, as long as he doesn't try anything, he should be fine, I guess."
"Whore <3. Ha ha, just kidding! Kind of. He better not touch Peter, because Peter is *mine.* Peter shouldn't be hanging out with guys like Umbra, he should hang out with me!"
"Oh, Alfred's that boy from Marvel! He's super hot, to be honest, I'd love to go out with him! I think he thinks I'm, like, a cis girl though. Well, whatever, he seems nice and cute, I don't know what Peter and Arty are talking about when they say he's mean."
"Oh, that cute chick that hangs out with Parker-Freak? Yeah, she's cute, I'd tap that. I dunno why she hangs out with those losers, she should hang out with me and my crew, I'd treat her juuuust right~"