TheLittlestLed's Links
"Umbra's a well liked guy at school, I know that for sure. He's one of Lightning's friends, so he's sure to be nice! Heh, maybe if we become friends, I could find less eggs in my hat."
"Oh, the magic kid! Yeah, he gets bullied a LOT at school. I dunno why, but he looks a lot like my Uncle Steven. Oh my god, what if I had ANOTHER cousin?? Damn, three is already plenty, in my opinion."
"Umbra's a nice, cute guy! Cute as in, like, a kitty! Uh, there is *one* thing that alarms me about him, though. I don't think a ghost should be following him around, but I can see it whenever Umbra comes and hangs out with us. I should ask him about that at some point, probably."
"Oh, Lightning. He's funny, but I think his thing with Petey is kind of dumb. I wish Peter would like *me* instead, but whatevs. We go to school together, and I *guess* it's funny to see him make jokes in class."
"He's ditzy and dumb, but in a fun way. He's super carefree, or at least that's how he acts. I know that he's sad inside, 'cause of his mom and dad. I can help him get through that sadness, I think, along with our friends."
"Carol's my other second cousin! God, it feels like I have a billion cousins. ANYways, Carol is fine. She's kind of edgy, like, in a sad way, not so much as a cute way like Peter. I know she's super close to Peter, though! That's kind of, sort of how I met him and got to know him better!"
"Ren was in the same grade as me, all throughout school. I know they have issues with their parents, too, something about someone walking out on their family. I can relate to that, we're more alike than we initially thought."
"Stephanie is really smart, and hella intimidating, but I like her! She told me that she doesn't know her mom, that's *so* like me. We're two peas in a pod... Hm, no, no plants, we're just super similar."
"Father is really close to Carol's mother, so we see each other often. I know she's been through a lot, kind of like me, in a way. She's a nice girl, I'm glad she's my cousin."
"My mom is her dad's little sister, so we hang out a lot. You know, Steph used to help me with my homework when I was little. I think that describes her best, she's smart and super helpful."
"Ah, the bug girl? I mean, we look a little bit alike, but it's hard to tell if it's, like, a family thing, I guess? It would be cool if she was, like, my cousin or something! I'd love to have more family!"
"That kid with the top hat... I don't know much about him, to be honest. What I *do* know is that he's related to me. After some investigating and invading Father's privacy, I think I have deduced that Cosmo Nexus is my half-brother. I'm surprised I even found that out, Father keeps all of that under lock and key."
"Umbra is my second cousin. He is a sweet kid, I suppose, but he's a bit loud. I don't think he understands my passion for robotics, and he's a bit ditzy, but I do enjoy his presence at times."
"Steph is my cousin! Well, second cousin. She's super pretty and smart! She should let me give her a makeover, it would be so much fun! She's got it, she should flaunt it!"
"Oh, Stephanie makes my spider-sense go off. Not good. She's one of the only civilians I've ever had my spider-sense go off on that didn't have a weapon.... I need to keep her at arms length, for sure, but I need to help her. I think I can fix her!"
"She also brings out that violent urge... I don't understand why. I like her, a lot, she's a nice girl.... So why do I want to kill her? I wish I could be closer friends to her, but I don't think that can happen at the moment."
"Stephanie is... scary.... I know she's smart, and Umbra and Carol say she's nice, but she makes my head buzz, just like with Nate. It's pretty scary.... Maybe I can help her. She seems shy like me, maybe it will stop if we're friends."
"I don't like how I feel around him. Every time I end up near him, something in my brain... switches. I get filled with this... urge for violence. I wish that weren't the case, he seems like a nice guy. I think I need to ask someone for help."
"Gremlin. Goblin child. Anyways, she's a smart kid, and a good little sister. Wait, I mean cousin. Good little cousin."
"Peter is a sad, sad boy. Well, he's my sad boy. He's practically my older brother. I appreciate his presence greatly."
"OH MY GOD, KRYSTAL KLEAR?! I'M HER BIGGEST FAN!! I have all of her albums, and her merch, and she's my singing inspiration! When I grow up, I want to be just like her!!"
"Oh, he's a fan! I've gotten some of his fanmail before, but, um, Nate said not to answer it for whatever reason? They seem like a sweet kid, and I know that they used to know Nate, so I hope that those two are friends or something, or at least get along."
"Alfred is from Marvel.... He's really mean to me and Arrietty, I wish he'd just leave us alone.... I don't even know what his problem is with me! I barely talk to the guy, what's his deal with me?!"
"God, one of those Parker-Neid freaks. He's a loser, I'd kick his ass on any day. Uh, well, as long as Blanket isn't around. Anyways, he's a total weirdo."
"Nowadays, I know when he's coming. Whenever he's nearby, my brain buzzes. He terrifies me.... Whenever he sees me, he beats me up. I don't really know why, we used to be friends before he dated Carol.... I used to think so, anyways...."
"He's a fucking loser. I'd kill him if I could, he's so damn annoying. It's his fault that Carol broke up with me, I know it. I'm gonna snap his puny neck one day."
"To be honest, I don't know much about him.... He sits behind me in all of my classes, and he's always staring at me. He creeps me out and makes my brain buzz... I think Father called that 'spider-sense'."
"Ah, Peter Isaac Parker-Neid~! I love him with all my heart, you know, we're meant to be together! I wish that I could be his live-in boyfriend, I could live with his uncles and kiss him goodnight every night and cuddle with him... maybe even more. He's the love of my life!"
"Eh... He's Lightning's best friend, but I think there might be more. I just hope that Cosmo doesn't have a crush on Lightning, that would fucking suck for me. If he did, I wouldn't be able to compete with him...."
"Peter's a nerd like me! He gets bullied by Nate, just like me. I don't think he likes me very much, but I hope we can become close friends! If Lightning can be close to him, I can too!"
"I've known Carol for a long time, she's a very close and dear friend to me. I'm glad she isn't dating Nate anymore, she deserved *way* better. Anyways, we've seen each other through thick and thin, she's one of my best friends."
"Peter's my best friend, I think. They're a total sweetheart, they helped me out through my parents' divorce and through my breakup with Nate. I'm just so happy that he introduced me to his friends in Marvel... I dunno where I'd be without him."
"Umbra is a sweet guy, he's a lot more outgoing than I am. I think he might have a crush on me, which I don't know how to feel about. We're not blood related, but he *is* my Uncle Andrew's nephew."
"Petey Petey Petey~! Well, he's cute and all, but I guess he's kind of, like, my cousin? My uncle's husband's nephew... Oh, anyways, he's like one of my besties! That's Marvel kid slang, y'know!"
"Ah... Well, I have a huge crush on him, but don't tell him! Anyways, he's also one of the best friends someone can ask for..."
"Oh man, Peter's awesome! He's, like, one of my best friend! He's also, heh, kind of cute, but I don't know if he'd feel that way about me. Maybe one day I'll work up the courage and ask him out."
"My favorite cousin, for sure. I'd say she's my best friend, in the whole multiverse. She's the main reason I have friends, I'm eternally grateful to her for that."
"Petey is the sweetest! He's my favorite cousin and one of my best friends, I'm glad he's part of my friend group!"