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I hate women because of you. I'm sorry women but she ruined it for the lot of you.
Go suck a tiddy mama's boy.
How about you fuckin "Keel" over and die you stupid Tuffnut-lookin-ass pink cunt?
I'll take you on any time. I bet you're all bark you narcissistic prick.
Mi press trigger mi nuh press people button
Nuh bodda chat, come face mi wid somethin'
Like how mi have twenty two inna mi somethin'
Ten are for you, so forget di next dozen (fool)
Press trigger mi nuh press people button
Nuh bodda chat, come face mi wid somethin'
Like how mi have twenty two inna mi somethin'
Ten are for you, so forget di next dozen (fool)
Anytime you're ready punahussy start war
See who now fi spread it out more pon di tar
My style is di bom digi bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
Da rude bwoy no pley wid di bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
My style is di bom digi bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
Da rude bwoy no pley wid di bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
Punahussy siddung and a watch how man a live
Watch yah man a own a own roll big
Siddung and a plan fi come put man pon fridge
Memba when yuh dig hole a two yuh fi dig
Certain likkle bwoy we a stop deal wid
Claim seh dem a friend and dem badmind deh friend
My style is di bom digi bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
Da rude bwoy no pley wid di bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
My style is di bom digi bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
Da rude bwoy no pley wid di bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
Mi press trigger mi nuh press people button
Nuh bodda chat come face mi wid somethin'
Like how mi have twenty two inna mi somethin'
Claim seh dem a friend and dem badmind deh friend
Any time you're ready fool, any time start
Man nuh too tek nuh long speech from nuh guy
My style is di bom digi bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
Da rude bwoy no pley wid di bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
My style is di bom digi bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
Da rude bwoy no pley wid di bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
My style is di bom digi bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
Da rude bwoy no pley wid di bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
My style is di bom digi bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
My style is di bom digi bom di deng di deng digi-digi (Ooh)
Da rude bwoy no pley wid di bom di deng di deng digi-digi
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread (thread, thread)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
Leave my door open just a crack
Please take me away from here
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
Please take me away from here
Why do I tire of counting sheep?
Please take me away from here
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep
To ten million fireflies
I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell (they said farewell)
But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar (jar, jar, jar)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)
Yeah, I can get you bambi for the ps2. But only in exchange for some 'Men 13 in 1'. I hear it includes: Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, mouthwash, deodorant, peanut butter, gatorade, milk, tin foil, tennis shoes, dental floss and eye drops. If I'm gonna use deodorant I'm going to do it the way god intended.
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
If you enter the house, please do not sit on the furniture
or touch anything
actually, stay outside
If my nephew is allowed to sleep and fart inside that house then I should at least be able to sit my ass on your sofa.
E-excuse me sir... b-but... your hair is green... is that normal?
or are you just that stinky?
Yes, my hair is green. And yes, I smell. But those two things are completely unrelated.
Do you have a problem pip-squeak?
Uncle Gunwale, you're my dad in law!
Don't think this means I take any responsibility for anything you do, buckaroo
Well I guess I have a dad now. Or is he my uncle...?
I didn't realise my son in law was a complete refrigerator.
As stated in section 12A part iiv of your contract, we're permitted to hold hands. Required, actually. Give me your hand. Now.
The contract is still active for another 6 month period. Therefore, as per section 9B part vi, I am still required to cook you breakfast in bed. You have no say. The contract says so. Do you want hash browns?
Thanks for letting me drop by your house completely unannounced, sometimes at REALLY inconvenient times.
Oh wait. I guess I just live there now.
This guy again,,, whY MUST YOU TARGEGT ME
Teeny littol bitty babby, Ramen wants me to borrow your penis enlarger again. Please.
HOW DOES HE KNOW ABOUT MY PENIS ENLARGER?!
Baby, I can tell you were using Cyprus' penis enlarger again. Use it more.
I'll enlarge it anytime you want, honeybuns.
XOXOXOXOXOXO