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“I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone with such low energy before. She’s nice, though, once you get past all the ice.”
“…Met him at the juice bar. Nice guy.”
“Wait, THIS was the guy that murdered all those people in autumn? But he looks HARMLESS!”
“I’ve only ever heard about Mayor Slide on the news, but he sounds really fun! Being silly enough to use Looney Tunes gags to run an entire city already makes me respect him.”
“HIS FRIENDS WILL NOT SURVIVE, EITHER.”
“…I’m not comfortable talking about that thing.”
"I just wish it'd leave me alone. Why won't it leave me alone? I can't do anything without seeing it. Get it away from me."
"OUR PARTNERSHIP IS WORKING OUT VERY NICELY."
“That guy at the bar is weirdly charming. I can’t help but get the highest priced drink whenever I see him!”
“I don’t like him at all. He’s stuck up and always orders the most tedious drink to make at the bar, and I think he does it on purpose. Ever since he became the new mayor, he’s done nothing but give me a headache!”
“Someone with the power to decimate SKYSCRAPERS??? Of COURSE I want her on my side!!”
“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten mail from him asking me to be his bodyguard. I also can’t tell you how many times HE’S gotten mail from ME saying I don’t care.”
“Nope. Fuck that. I’m smart enough to know when I’m outclassed.”
“I mistook this guy for JJ once and he lost his mind. Then I flicked him on the head a little too hard and he pussied out.”
“It’s so strange. Initially I was gonna have to have her punished for trespassing on my family’s cursed lands, and… now I can’t stop thinking about kissing her???”
“Kissable.”
“What an ASSHOLE! Who just barges into someone’s house and throws them to the street?!”
“I still can’t believe that HE was the oh so powerful mayor of this city. He’s nothing but a joke!”
“I was kinda surprised to learn that she was dating Marie, considering she’s never really been attached to anyone like that, but it’s really cool!! She’s also TERRIFYING!”
“Marie’s said a lot of mixed things about this guy. I can tell the good outweighs the bad.”
“Good old friend from when I was younger!! Really smart, too. Smart enough to clone people, apparently!"
“…Maybe I was too quick to judge.”
*dead*
“Woah, this was the granddaddy of the Slide family? He kinda looks like me!!”
“My creator. She brought me to life out of a selfish desire for closure. Why she didn’t just call her friend first, I don’t know. I don’t like her.”
“…Not my proudest work.”
“This one’s got a HUGE price on his head for being the cause of the Autumn Murders. I’m claiming that money whether he got freed from a curse or not.”
“This guy gets on my nerves! I don’t know how many more fights I can put up against him if he keeps jumping me in the middle of the night!”
“When I heard Marie tried to replicate me, I thought a second JJ would be awesome to have! Turns out, he just wants to kill me. Which, honestly, sounds pretty in character.”
“I don’t associate with him. Not then, not now, not ever.”
“I keep hearing everyone talk about a grim reaper arriving in the city and always thought they were talking about me. Turns out it’s some poser.”
“This one is the reason I was sent to this city. His ‘line of work’ has been giving my parents a real headache! He’s not exactly the most courteous, either.”
“I am forever grateful to you for ridding me of the curse. You’re one of the few people who really get me here, and you’re not even from Earth! You’ve become the light of my life, my shooting star, and I’ll always cherish you.”
“My shining star in the sky. You’ve led me to see a different side of this city, my existence, and my purpose. You’ve made my time here so much more enjoyable just by being here. I love you.”