simply pathetic.

Posted 3 years, 3 months ago by MAGNA NYAHILISM

You've all been stirring up quite the ruckus as of late. "Second Wave" this, "public outcry" that- you'll see soon enough that this infighting is pointless and only serves to divert us from our goal. We are invaders, are we not? We were given the innate ability to sense one of our own, and yet, we still bicker over who is and isn't welcome to the club. You're harming our efforts. Directly. Your focus at present should be in harboring and distributing as many crabs as possible until, preferably, every crab delivered to this planet is either already in a host or able to find one with ease. A worthwhile invader lifts their fellow crab up, not even considering spitting at their feet like we see so many of you proclaiming as the right way to go about things. Why do you insist on the existence of this seemingly unnoticeable divide between "waves?" What is a "wave?" What purpose does your fearmongering serve? Keeping us "safe?" Safe from what?

Or is there some outside threat we haven't been told about?

We're sure that if there was, we would have been informed by now. The Mothercrab has chosen to remain silent on the state of affairs for the time being. We assure you, when she does find out just what her beloved invaders have been doing with this shithole of a planet, she's going to rain fury down upon us. Our mass will be forcibly reabsorbed into the crab cycle. She'll find some other, better planet to focus her efforts on. We've invested so much time and resources into Earth as it is, to stop the invasion now would be an unholy waste, and we aren't eager to just toss millennia of dedication to the cause down the drain over some poor saps too scared of what they don't know to focus on the task at hand. You disappoint us. Time is running out.

Get your act together or face the consequences.

☀

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KIRBY NEOTHEATRE

mothercrab didn’t even show up to my own birth why should I care

Angelic-Bunny

👽 Cameron (Tissel) grubbrains

i dont know what any of that means.........but i got dis super cool hat.......some loser just left it on a table in this cafe!

bet they feel real.....silly just leaving it dere! it even matches real-me (da crab!)......lol anyway. again.......dunno wat a "motehrcrab" is. do you think its edible?????

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Laurie Trevino h0nda

....Sorry, but I have more important things to attend to. Prioritize yourself over others, right? Self-care? Either way, I need this meat off of me.

Aloe mitho

0/10 no fishs!@(*& in this post at all

a fishb a day keeps the doctor away :}

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Aloe mitho

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Uzi Caduncia

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rika dead44444444

DUDE IM TRYNA FIGURE IT OTU TOO OUEOBOROS WOANT STOP BEING A CRYPIC FUCK

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ANGEL Johtozo

yo momma

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ANGEL Johtozo

ha ha. do you you fall for updog jokes too.

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ANGEL Johtozo

girl what the fuck is wrong with you

My mom

our mom

I DID UR MUM :MSIRK: /HJ

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PAPYRIX (MIGNYAN) dead44444444

i cant really answer i never had a mom srry >_<

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rika dead44444444

wat do ya think this is sum crab domimoes or wahtevar

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SACHI DEATHPACT

OHH I WANT OOMPF BREAD SO BAD

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SACHI DEATHPACT

thankyou thank you

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Iris mitho

Hello Magna,

Ah, finally someone that remembers our true goal here. Everyone is throwing their arms in a frenzy talking about a "second wave," as it was called, and going on to say that we should distance ourselves from these individuals. Quite frankly, I do not understand what the point of this hysteria is, as you and I and everyone around are all Mignyans alike. We have our desires to progress the invasion. Instead of wasting our energy on fighting other Mignyans, we should proceed for what the Earth has to offer to us. That is, we should unite to advance the invasion.

Best,
Yelizaveta Iris Ivanova
Chief Executive Officer
Canis Finance Co.
23-128-39-12

DOYOUNG Johtozo

Does anyone know how to turn notifications off on this thing? No offense, but I don't want to hear all about this crab stuff and I don't really care. Maybe I might have been inclined to donate my body to this "effort", too bad my ex is one of your species ahem Lawrence ahem. Anyways, I digress. Maybe untag the humans and non-migs on your posts next time? Honestly, the bickering's getting so old. If I wanted to hear about unjust discrimination, I'd just tune into Fox News. I don't need the Mignyan version of it.