go on, fight the 50-foot-tall android lady with a minigun
How screwed is your OC? How screwed is their OC? If you're like me and have more than one character than you may only pick one. 1v1's only. Any familiars or whatever may count.
also you can go again with another character if you want
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"You gotta be kidding me. This is why I had to get up today? A 50 ft tall piece of steel? Basically pitting me against a god. Well, I live to fight and fight to live. I don't believe in odds. Bring it on ya hunk of junk."
He’d go “:3” and probably have no idea Wtf is going on. (he doesn’t speak English, he’s an alien) so he probably wouldn’t even know he’s supposed to be fighting
“Oh- this is like, a real fight? Like, really real? Uh- no can do, I don’t hurt kids. She can like, do whatever she wants, I’m not gonna do shit. However, if we’re talking Pokémon- bring it on, sistah.”
"A fellow veteran, and he looks strong besides..." Kajj hummed quietly to himself, looking Jericho up and down. "...I believe I could win, if it came to it. Sensitive hearing is a weakness when it comes to facing me. But ahhh... it is anyone's game when firearms are involved..."
"Damn, an ailenic insect?!! With claws???Now thats a combo I've been waiting to fight for centuries. And it appears we have a few things in common...I doubt it, but let's tussle!"
"HAH! No-…no, ya gotta be kiddin' me. Look at 'em! This is all baby stuff! See how ya hold up against one or two blasts from good ol' reliable!"
He’s most definitely getting his ass kicked.
"Really now? This is all they sent?"
It'd be a stalemate with her smashing her mace-wand down on him and he keeps dodging it
"Is that a fucking witch. Why does she even need that much- This is how I die. I'm so fucked, why did I not just keep-"
She will once again end up fighting for her fucking life and barely scraping by, no thanks to her own motor skills.