pros and cons of having ur oc as a roommate

-Pros-

- Will fix broken electronics for free
- You will never be bored around him
- Very intelligent, Will probably teach you a lot of cool stuff you didn't know about space
- Would probably build a spaceship and take you on cool space adventures
- Short, Won't take up much space
- Doesn't need food or water, But is willing to eat or drink if he feels like it.
- Will probably enjoy your music because he listens to whatever he thinks sounds nice
- Incapable of getting sick
- Has... A sense of humor. Not exactly sure if it's a good one but he has a sense of humor.
- Never needs to use the bathroom.
- Will definitely kill bugs for you
- Will, Without hesitation, Play video games with you.
- Can help you with homework

-Cons-

- Chaos gremlin, You have to keep an eye on him constantly to make sure he doesn't  do anything stupid
- Expect to see random useless objects disappear for literally no reason whatsoever
- Will probably eat your trash because he doesn't know the difference between food and an inanimate object. And your batteries.
- Typical cons of living with characters who are covered in fur
- Please for the love of god DO NOT LET HIM COOK.
- When he isn't boasting about how his species is better than yours he's a total brat
- Will blast 100 gecs and Lemon demon music at 3 am
- He usually sounds like a slightly robotic Kokichi Oma but he can also make his voice sound like this at will and he WILL use it to scare the shit out of you.
- Will prank you constantly
- Will kill all your houseplants on purpose because according to him "Plants are useless!"
- Will kill you if you call him short or cute
- Dislikes being touched
- Has unresolved trauma and no coping mechanisms
- EXTREMELY low self-esteem
- I mean... He's literally a Grox.
-  Will constantly ask you to do things for him
- Will insult you constantly
- Doesn't understand basic human emotions

I'll probably do ones for my other characters too, These are fun as hell!

pros: - When you're talking abt smth they're interested in, Hazel will hyperfixate on your every word. - When she has energy, Hazel will help you at any chance you get! - Stays alone most of the time, never have to worry about lack of personal space! - has a pretty good taste in music -will help you beat that one video game level you can't -a pretty light sleeper, you don't have to throw water at Hazel to wake them up. - Pretty strong, can carry stuff for you. - A very touch-oriented love language. - OLD DISNEY ANIMATION OBSESSION??? - doesn't eat a bunch - Will bring you food all the time - Teaches you random facts 24/7 - ...makes you play Undertale

CONS: - Mostly either exhausted or hyper. - Talks at sonic speed. - BLASTS VIDEO GAME MUSIC - Raves about stuff for hours. - will fall asleep everywhere. - Nerd vibe - Not the best at cleaning up. - Short short short temper, will shout, insult, and kick you if they're in a bad mood. - cl u m s y - Often stays up quite late. - relies on you to start conversations. Only then can they get on track and start making things interested. - Will bluntly tell you if you're being boring. - Not the best at showing emotions in a healthy way. - Not super good at knowing when to stop.

hehe this was so fun!! (also writing this made me realize how similar we are)

HHAHAHA THIS IS THE CUTEST THREAD!

Pros⇩

• You will always have a hype man and wingman both in one by your side
• You won't EVER be bored at all
• I don't believe you would have to be worried about being hurt. She will find out what happened and take care of it right away
• No more insecurities

• No sleep at all. Electricity bill will go all the way up
• Random screams of "godiamsotired" throughout the day
• All of her stuff takes up a lot of space
• Will blast music at night

Pros:

• very tall so can reach things high up
• vary strong can move heavy things around
• will always pay her bill on time
• will scare off creeps and sketchy people
• keeps to them self
• is ok with pets, but mainly likes cats

Cons:

• any pork bases food that doesn't have a clam on it gets eaten
• is stubborn and can get aggressive when angry
• laundry is always sweaty

• spends most of the day out of the house
• is allergic to beans

pros:

Literally like he's not even there 90% of the time quietest roommate ever

Generally wouldn't cause trouble, doesn't get pressed if the sink is dirty or whatever, 

Good at repairing old dingy equipment so that busted washing machine is no problem

Cons

Stinks like Algae and Chlorine 24/7

questionable taste in interior decorating

might accidentally kill a few door-to-door salesmen and make you help him clean it up

pros:

cons:

pros-

will not take up space and spends a lot of time asleep. will share and is relatively quiet

cons-

the laziest bastard will not do any work around the place, dudes acts like a greasy ipad kid

Back again, but with Jet.

Pros:

-Will bring you along on late night 7/11 runs

-Would give you boxing lessons to defend yourself (if asked to)

-Not nosy, he won't snoop in your stuff

Cons:

-People are constantly after him, so "unexpected visits and knocks" wouldn't be unusual

-Will rage pretty loud during gaming sessions, no matter the time of day

-Windows are just as valid as an exit as doors (no context lmao)