A forum game that's rather simple. Fill in the blank in the title of this post. It can be anything, as long as more sensitive material is blacked out and/or put into spoiler tags. Even stuff that won’t fit into soup or that aren’t physical things! The next poster is then the waiter that has to react to the thing in the above user’s soup.
————————
Example post chain:
Kuru: Waiter, there’s fire in my soup!
Cinna: That’s our special soup flambé, it’s supposed to be on fire. ——— Waiter, there’s a mouse in my soup!
Shenraza: You’re a cat, just eat it! ——— Waiter, there’s a strange glow in my soup!
————————
Rules:
1. You should post IC. This game could exist on any forum, the IC part is what makes this thread particular to Toyhouse.
2. Black out or spoiler content that might trigger others. Blood, for example.
3. Wait for either two people or 12 hours to pass before posting again.
————————
Suggestions:
Post surrounding circumstances!
Be crazy!
Have fun!
————————
Let the game begin, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
"Is he alive? Actually, it's fine. I think that bowl was actually for another customer, sorry! I'll have to change it out anyways, since it's been exposed to light for a while. Would you like another bowl of soup?"
"Excuse me, but... is that the Declaration of Independence in my soup? How did this get here?"
"oh, whoopsiedaisie!" fleur exclaimed, pulling the waterlogged and soupy declaration of independence out of the bowl with a pair of tongs. "that was actually meant to be my snack, im not sure how that ended up in there!"
he bowed politely, apologising, before stuffing the entire declaration in his mouth. "tastes like freedom"
-------
"ah, waiter?" fleur stared at his bowl. "there happens to be an either box of margarine sitting in my soup." he reaches over and opens the box. "its also pink."
Takeshi investigated the bowl and said, "Are you... okay? If it smells like soup, then it's damn soup!". When Cerasum wasn't looking, Takeshi gave the soft object a poke, then pulled away, disgusted. "But, ya know, if you want me to get a new bowl, I'd be happy to do so..." Takeshi muttered, snatching the soup off the table.
"Serrrrvant! There's bugs in my soup! How am I supposed to eat this?
"E-Excuse me?" He walked up to Hirundo's table so suddenly, peering over to a obnoxiously large brick in his bowl. Faith is a chef, let alone a man who owned the restaurant the both of them we're in, is dumbfounded to even see something like this. He hasn't been in the restaurant business for very long - is this one of the many things chefs deal with? At this point, Baron is thinking that he was dreaming this whole time. He was having a hard time trying to figure how to say - having to double-take on the situation.
"My apologies sir. I'll get you a new bowl right away!" He snatched the ceramic plating, with two hands as the brick made the meal twice as heavier than it should have. Did this guest put the brick in it himself? Did someone hire a new chef without a proper interview or background check? Did someone just suddenly throw a brick onto his food before they served it?
"Who in the hell puts a brick in their soup?!" He screams out the moment he stepped into the kitchen. This was the very first time he raised his voice in a long time.
____________________
"Waiter, please!" He raised his hand as he tried to get one's attention without hesitation. "But may I ask why there's a pile of dirt in my soup? It's not even oreo crumbles. It's literally soil."
"If I'm correct, sir, you ordered our daily special soup, the Lutumsoli?" she said, double checking the order check from her apron pockets. "Wait, it might have been for someone else. Wait, also, I don't even work here. I don't know what to do with it either. Sorry."
-----
"Uhh could someone explain why the world is in my soup? How did it even fit in the bowl? It shouldn't fit because of-"
"I did it myself!! you did say you wanted the best soup IN THE WORLD! So! I put a whole world into this best soup!! I'm sorry if there are any misunderstandings about your order.... I'm so sorry... Did you, perhaps, wanted a different world? I'm sorry, I probably should've asked you what kind of specific world you wanted... I promise this mistake won't ever happen again...."
------
"Ah geez not again... Um!! excuse me, waiter!!! but the Bermuda Triangle is in my soup..."
Saiki laughed for a solid 2 minutes before actually answering. "Oh man, I didn't think it'd work! Summoning spells are great aren't they?" He wiped the tears of laughter from the corner of his eyes.
"You should try eating it. I don't know what'll happen to you honestly. Consider it the Bermuda Triangle challenge."
"Yo waiter, there's a portal in my soup! I kinda lost all my silverware trying to eat around it."
Marigold was completely fascinated. "Woah, a portal? How did it it get here? Where does it go? Oh wait, sorry, I think I'm supposed to help you? Uhm this never happened before, so uh, ask someone else? Sorry." Another waiter whispered something into her ear. "Ohh, that's right! Why didn't I check the check! I believe you ordered a soup that would be "out of this world", in your own words?"
"Uhh waiter, there's a garden in my soup and AHH A BUTTERFLY-"
(6 days passed)
Cress went over to the customer who called her. "Sucream? What's that" she asked them, looking confused. "If it's a type of plant, then I'd know it, but I'm really sorry that I don't! I can take it back and wait - what if I could use it to grow plants? Thank you! And did you want me to get you another bowl of soup? Or whatever it's called?"
"Waiter, there's, uh, vegetables in my soup? I haven't seen these ones before; what are these type?"