A forum game that's rather simple. Fill in the blank in the title of this post. It can be anything, as long as more sensitive material is blacked out and/or put into spoiler tags. Even stuff that won’t fit into soup or that aren’t physical things! The next poster is then the waiter that has to react to the thing in the above user’s soup.
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Example post chain:
Kuru: Waiter, there’s fire in my soup!
Cinna: That’s our special soup flambé, it’s supposed to be on fire. ——— Waiter, there’s a mouse in my soup!
Shenraza: You’re a cat, just eat it! ——— Waiter, there’s a strange glow in my soup!
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Rules:
1. You should post IC. This game could exist on any forum, the IC part is what makes this thread particular to Toyhouse.
2. Black out or spoiler content that might trigger others. Blood, for example.
3. Wait for either two people or 12 hours to pass before posting again.
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Suggestions:
Post surrounding circumstances!
Be crazy!
Have fun!
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Let the game begin, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
"Oh sorry, I thought you liked video games? I added it in thinking you'd want it and like it. After all, you did order the gift soup, which comes with a special gift depending on the customer. Would you like me to get you a different one then?"
"Hold on. There's this thing in my soup? It looks like... a succulent?"
"They must have dropped in from the ceiling before. They keep doing this despite us leaving them their own small dishes on the rafters for them. They seem to think we give the guests the better stuff despite them watching us filling the bowls with the same stuff into each of their own small dishes as well as the dishes of customers. Let me get you another bowl, I will be sure to cover it this time so they can't attempt this again."
"Excuse me waiter, I found a live baby turtle in my soup."
Astrid looked over to who just spoke. "Spots! There you are!" She turned to the customer, whose face was in shock. "Sorry, I was turtle-sitting for my sister and I think she forgot to mention that Spots is rather fond of soup, it looks like. I think I should get you a new bowl of soup, then." Astrid whisked the bowl of soup from off the table, trying to figure out how the turtle got all the way here.
"Waiter, there seems to be a pair of airpods in my soup?"
"OoF! and that's why you always buy a strap or buy the pre-strapped ones! I'll get you a new one how about that?"
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"Uhhhh waiter? there's a whole, unopened can of baked beans in my soup,"
“Well, we do have an Absol working in back, he seems like the most likely person to be able to accomplish that...I’ll ask him how, if you like.”
“Waiter...” She looks in her bowl to confirm what she saw. “There’s a rock in my soup. Is this some kind of joke?”
"Hmm...must be one of those new eldrich robot soups they came out with yesterday. Sorry for this mistake I will get you a fanless soup with free bread sticks."
"Uh...Waiter, don't look! There is Cthulhu in my soup. While I love a good bowl of CthulO's in the morning this is just crazy. How do you expect I will eat Cthulhu? And I think you need to call someone to fix your roof as he was a bit too tall for this room.
"Cthulhu?" Shen said slowly, scanning the large, ominous beast. "Oh! It is he! An old wise man once told me that Cthulhu in one's bowl signifies a great challenge in the near future-" Shen looked up at the broken ceiling and sighed, leaving the room, with Ivy and Cthulhu still in it.
"WAITER!" Shen boomed. "There's a small child in my soup!"
Cleo literally laughs at the comment. “You thought the kid stew was goat meat? How hilarious! At demon restaurants, we’re much more devilish!” Cleo slaps her knee as if she had just heard a hilarious joke, laughing for a moment. “Anyways, it’s true, we usually have goat on the menu instead, but the manager decided to pull a stupid prank. Not saying I wouldn’t have thought of it myself, but I wouldn’t have actually executed it. I’ll get you a proper soup.” And with that, the halfdemon walks away.
“Waiter, what is a halo doing in my soup?” She pokes the halo with her fork, the glowing circle being clearly not something that should be at a restaurant Cleo would be able to dine at.
"What? It's like, a side dish," Kencana says simply, taking the halo off the soup simply. "You're not gonna eat this? Nice! More for me." Zie doesn't even wait for an answer as zie takes a bite of the halo like it was a donut.
"Waiter!! There's death in my soup." >:(
"My sincerest apologies." Ezio peers over the bowl, a solemn look on his face. "I was only told to deliver it. Sadly, I cannot take it back." He takes a single step, his hands clasped calmly in front of him. "You should try a taste. I'll wait."
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"Let me see, what was the word.. Waiter? Yes, Waiter. There seems to be.. a waterfall in my soup? I'm not sure how this is possible."