Granted, but the narwhal is cubic and has two horns.
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I wish I would see my favorite goth rock band
The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.
For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:
- "Granted, but it has worms in it."
- "Granted, but it's rotten."
- "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:
1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.
I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.
Granted but you can only play touhou games for the rest of your life.
I wish Taco Tuesday was a thing.
Granted. They have a platonic sense eventually, but it takes a lot of effort to reach that idk? (Sorry)
I wish I was more inspired.
granted but you can never stop making things
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i wish for the 3D world to be real
granted, but you must create that world via the crappiest 3D software out there, and you'd have to learn how to code to do it from scratch, and if you crash due to lagging while living in it once, you die forever.
I wanna live in a village/city filled with plushie/stuffed animal citizens :D
granted, but your physical form is degraded, pixelated and compressed into a strictly digital form of limited mobility and sentience in order to fit inside the games files.
i wish to have more free time.