Corrupt a Wish!

Posted 4 years, 6 months ago by ARMed-Drifter-Ember

The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.

For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:

  • "Granted, but it has worms in it."
  • "Granted, but it's rotten."
  • "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:

1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.

I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.

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NinjaNightCrawler

granted, but they never leave your house once they're there

I wish I could go to China

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BewareOfTheMenace

Granted but it's a crappy D-list horror movie


I wish to feel sleepy again

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Neverwilltell

Granted but you go into a forever slumber that can never be broken

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I wish for a pet that could talk to me

Orisa

Granted, but it only speaks Old norse

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I wish I wasn't cold

BubblyMuffinz240

Granted, you've been set on fire!

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I wish to always be happy

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DAMNFIEND

Granted, but you can only draw one character forever 

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I wish I had some good ass Ramen right about now

BewareOfTheMenace

Granted but it's spicy like heck


I wish I can rap like MF DOOM

ap0calypse-weekend

Granted but that’s the only way you can communicate now 

I wish I looked like Leon Kennedy 

Maddycute

Granted, but you look like the senior him.

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I wish that I could cry rainbow tears

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