Corrupt a Wish!

Posted 4 years, 6 months ago by ARMed-Drifter-Ember

The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.

For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:

  • "Granted, but it has worms in it."
  • "Granted, but it's rotten."
  • "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:

1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.

I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.

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ARMed-Drifter-Ember

Granted. You're an extra in a war movie and get no screentime.

I wish Wild ARMs games would make a comeback on console.

MymulND

Your wish is granted! However, they came back on Gameboy.

I wish I was a dragon!

se1f-ish

Granted, but you’re really really tiny.

I wish that I wasn’t tired

goblinrights

Granted, but now you won't be able to go to sleep for the next five days.

I wish I was in a fantasy world.

ARMed-Drifter-Ember

Granted, the fantasy is a nightmare.

I wish somebody would genuinely love me.

SunsetCatto

Granted, but the person is someone you absolutely despise.

I wish I had some McDonalds to eat.

cryptid-shawty

Granted! However, everything is all horribly over-salted.

I wish I had a genius-level IQ!

salternate

Granted, but everything you say is a jumbled-up mess!

I wish that my cats would stop screaming at me

kafkaesque

granted, but now the cats' screaming has been replaced by obnoxious, almost incessant pen clicking noises instead!

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I wish I had some chocolate ice cream right now.

sinthcircle

Granted, but its melted

I wish I could draw with my mind

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ARMed-Drifter-Ember

Granted. It has raisins in it.

I wish I could have a slice of cake right now.

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Yellow-Crayon

Granted but now you cannot play any other video game EVER except for Overwatch


I wish I was more confident with myself :D