Revival time!
Granted, but you're so confident, you live on the edge >:]
I wish I had more comics to read
The premise is simple. The post above you wishes for something. Your goal is to make them regret wishing for it by adding some unforeseen consequence.
For example, if I said "I wish I had an apple," some good responses would be:
- "Granted, but it has worms in it."
- "Granted, but it's rotten."
- "Granted, but it was a poison apple."
The rules are also simple:
1. Answers must relate to the wish in some way. If someone wishes for an apple, you can't drop a huge boat on them.
2. You must post your own wish after your answer.
3. You cannot respond to yourself. Borrowing from other games, a good rule of thumb is 24 hours and one person or three people in any amount of time.
4. Be creative! An unforeseen consequence doesn't have to be negative! The consequences just have to make the wisher regret their wish. If someone wishes for an apple, give them an apple surrounded by thousands of watermelons.
5. No rude behavior or harassment. I've never seen it happen, but let's not be a bunch of rascals please.
I wish for a Sylveon to be my lifelong companion.
granted but they’re all in a different language and written upside down :0
i wish my friends had better communication skills lmaooaoao
Granted, except you're expected to work solely for exposure no matter how professional the job.
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I wish my cat would start laying on my lap.
Granted but it's a cool sword. Literally cool to the point where it's cold. You got a sword made out of ice that will either break when actually using it, or melt after a while.
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I wish to be a game dev.
Granted, you're now the God(dess) of dank memes!
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I wish it wasn't 1:48 AM as of the time I'm writing this