Johnson, unsurprisingly, was an asshole. What also wasn't surprising was that he liked it when he was listened to, because he insisted that it was the most rational approach for everyone involved. Sure, old man. Keep thinking those selfish demands were genuine, when more often than not, they were thinly veiled excuses to be an asshole.
He sniffed at the uberhero before stooping down to meet his level, then giving him a harsh poke in the forehead. Ouch.
"I told you to clean up the room, when you worked for me back then," the aristocrat drawled while giving the other party a glare, "yet all you did was lay around for a bit, then... What? Try leaving the place before your tenure is up? Do you even know whom you're dealing with?" He paused for a moment to brush some dust off his cloak, before puffing said garment out so that he looked more majestic than he really was. (Try thinking of a scrawny goose trying to make itself look like a peacock by puffing its feathers out.)
With a contemptuous snort, he stood up, before rubbing his hands together and hissing, "I know you may be a little surprised by the fact that I'm an aristocrat, as well as the fact that I..." Pausing for dramatic effect, he coughed into his sleeve before shaking his head and scowling at his former employee. "... I can do a lot of damage. Not only am I taller than you, but... I also have a few tricks up my sleeve, tricks that I doubt you or your little dagger can really anticipate." Yea, that was going to be pretty humiliating. A stick beating up a respected member of their tribe... That was a little low, wasn't it?
Even Johnson was aware for a split second as he bit down on his lip and looked off to the side. He'd never beat up a servant, not even on a bad day; sure, he'd bark at them and fling insults at them like his life depended on it, but... At the end of the day, he was pretty much all bark, no bite. The uberhero, in a way, sort of registered as a servant, so...
"Next time, you get a better work ethic, yes?" he hissed as he drew out a capsule from his pocket, though he was careful to conceal it from the other party's view, "It'll be so much better for everyone involved in the long run, trust me... But that asides, this... This just might be a test, for now, at least." Oh. So much for having a strict "no beating up servants" policy then! Guess history was going to be made, but in the absolutely worst way possible.
pickle I'm going to scream thank you for your necromancy....
here's a follow-up. Johnson gets a little more scared of his pickaxe-wielding friend now! potential cw for imagined gore and violence. u_u
"Shit," the man immediately muttered as soon as he heard that tune playing in his ear, like an obnoxious earworm that burrowed itself into his ear canal and refused to go away. It remained nestled in the cochlea even after Johnson turned around, just so he could try recognizing just who was singing that. His spine ran cold.
He already had his suspicions, but... It was always a viable option to check and see, in case it was just a child passing by - or something more innocent than what he was currently brewing up in his mind.
Maybe for once, he was okay with being proven wrong.
But alas, he was right! Johnson really should've started running, but that would've been futile, as his eyes immediately focused on the pickaxe that the other party wielded. It was large and sharp, the blades almost glistening as the tool's head kept striking at the ground. For a moment, he thought of the cracking hitting more than just dirt... Maybe... It could be bone - like his skull, or his arm - or even his ankles or knees, if the man really wanted to debilitate him.
"Do you need anything?" he hissed harshly before crossing his arms - to which he received an immediate answer. Not that he was really paying attention given that the entire time, Johnson's eyes were focused on the pickaxe as the other party twirled it around with ease. He hated to admit it, but fuck it, she wasn't around, so she had no say in this...
This reminded him of his friend. The one who used a pickaxe to collect fossils but also dragged him along for said hunts at times, even if he wasn't really good for anything and just kind of lagged there much of the time. Then she'd get pissed and start berating him, and he thought he remembered... One time, the middle-aged man had uttered something that came off as particularly egregious, causing the woman to raise up the pickaze like she was going to strike his skull, break it open. You know, like those rocks she always split open with ease.
He raised his brow at the man for a moment, given that he was in reality for now. The pcikaxe still buried itself into his mind, hopefully displacing that earworm, but who knows?
"That's a lot for you to say," Johnson growled with a roll of his eyes, "given that you're a particularly violent fellow yourself. I'm surprised that you haven't tried beating me up either, or killing me. What's it going to take for you to reach that point? Not much?" He stepped forward, then backward - effectively reducing his net movement to zero. However, he did step back just a little bit too late, causing some dirt flung in his direction to hit his eyes.
Ouch.
After rubbing at his eyes, Johnson spat some insults under his breath before looking up at the other party with a scowl and spitting, "What's up with you wanting me to smile? It's my business as to whether I'll smile or not, okay!? And no, violence won't make me change my mind on the matter. Just... Leave me alone, and you'll be just fine, sir..." As he said this, the man started to back up, but... Little did he know, he was slowly backing up against a corner, a wall.
If you can't beat or flee from them, might as well join them.