OC Trading Post

Posted 3 years, 11 months ago (Edited 1 year, 8 months ago) by Vapor

RULE UPDATE [3/6/2022]


Your OC gets to trade items with the OC above them. Will they trade food? Pokemon cards? Are they trading uranium ore for a newborn puppy? We'll see.


RULES AND GUIDELINES:

  • Keep NSFW to a minimum -- suggestions, implications, and innuendos are generally fine, but keep in mind that minors have access to this thread.
    • Romantic interactions are allowed, but only between adult characters.
    • Sensitive or gory interactions are also allowed, but must be put under a spoiler or blacked out.
  • Remember to post IC! The IC button is on top of the field where you write your post, just switch it on and select the character you wish to use.
  • There is a five sentence minimum!
    • As a general suggestion, not quite a rule, however, please try to match half the post of the person you are responding to.
    • It is also recommended that you write a follow-up to the person below you, either accepting, rejecting, or bargaining the trade.
  • You may only post every three posts or three days after the last post, not three days after your own.
    • Example: [You] [x] [x] [x] [You] or You [x] [x] [three days pass] [You]
  • You may post a "claim" to avoid getting sniped, but please do not take too long on it!
    • You will be pinged here with a reminder after twelve hours of an unfinished claim. After twenty-four hours of an unfinished claim, you can be skipped by the next person.
  • Though this is not required, you can write down characterization notes and/or prompts -- in the case of this thread, what items they might have to trade.
  • Be kind to your fellow players, but know that in-character views are not their own out-of-character. Just because their character's rude to yours doesn't mean they themselves feel that way!
    • Do not skip over users who have you blocked or who you have blocked. Wait for someone else to respond to them before posting.
  • I supervise this thread as much as I can, but if you spot problems, please either DM or ping me.
Jackson Rivers PicklePantry

"You want your stuff back?" Jackson repeated with a few blinks. He looked over at the bed that had been shoved into the small place, among a few other items belonging to the same house. "But I thought we were having fun with our sleepover! Why would you want to end it on a sour note like that?" he whined as he looked back at Smithson. He paused to think before smiling. "All right, I guess I can give it back. Buuut we'll have to trade for it!" His smile widened. "A KISS! A kiss per item. Sounds fair to me, don't you think? Or, well, I guess I'd be fine with another date. This would be our, what, third? Fourth? Ooh, we're approaching the one month anniversary~"


You'd think Shrike was carrying around an angry cat not only because she had a pet carrier in her hand, but because it flailed about every second. Ugh! It was way too cramped for him to move, let alone get his fingers around the lock! He flailed for a moment longer until Shrike brought up the deal, though he wasn't fully paying attention until he heard the words "older woman". He looked over at her, raising an eyebrow at the mention of blowing up a circus, but smirking nonetheless. "Old people are refined, bud, that's the first thing you ought to know about them," he said. "They like being handled differently than people our age. You ever play Bingo? If you don't, then boy are you new to all this. Let me out of here and I'll show you everything."

Shrike Vapor

Ah, yes, finally, this guy was captured. How? No one needs to know, but Jackson was stuck behind the thin iron bars of a pet carrier, which Shrike also still wasn't sure how she managed to cram him into it. But, hey, like I said, no one needs to know.

Breathing heavily, her chest puffed out as she placed her hands on her hips. She grinned, because of course she did-- she always had that stupid grin. But, she had an idea, just work with her. The problem was she was uncertain as to how the exchange would pan out in the end, considering... you know, the pet carrier.

She huffed, and then lost her smile to speak to the man. "I should be sending you to prison." she told him, "But, thievery is not something I am particularly worried about right now, you know. There is a... woman. I think it is a woman. It blew up a circus-- no one was harmed, but, you know, that is how I sort of-kind of know it is a woman. And, probably an older woman, at that, and..." She paused, pondering how she could possibly confess that she had a major crush on a fifty-year-old eco-terrorist.

"I know that you have experience with older women. I! I almost do." She did not. She found them romantically pleasing, albeit also in a... weirdly aesthetic way. She leaned against the wall behind her, crossing her arms in too-arrogant of a manner. "But, I am not opposed to tips, you know. Tips with her. She tried to kill me last time I saw her, but I think things could change, perhaps."

Huh. She sure had horrible tastes in woman.

"Soooo, in exchange for your freedom, how about you give me some?" she requested, "I even have a notepad just in case something like this ever happened. And! And it did. It is happening now. Just talk to me, sweetie."


fun fact: when armadillos have litters, the entire litter will be either male or female-- however, if they have other litters, the gender can change. they never have mixed-gender litters.

It really did show miserably. I am so sorry Smith.

Shrike straightened herself out when the other woman entered the room, and as she did with literally everybody else, she grinned at her like a deranged chimp. This! This was the lady on the beach, right? She enjoyed the lady on the beach, although it had been such a long, long time since they last met, but thankfully, there was no risk of a heat stroke for her this time. Granted, though, no matter what the temperature was, she was bound to suffer. And so was Smith, thanks to her amazing husband.

She preened said feathers, picking at them and straightening them out as she listened silently to the more timid of the duo. It was best to give Smith room to speak, wasn't it? She certainly wasn't... as loud as Shrike would have liked, but she had to deal with that, and it wasn't like it was the other's problem. Though, her pale eyes lit up when the jar of pickles was brought out and offered to her. Gourmet pickles, even, but to trade it for one of her plushies...

She had to put a lot of thought into this trade. For the past three or so years, she had been doing nothing but collect plushies-- some of them needlessly more expensive than others, but she purchased them nevertheless. Compared to them, how much would a jar of pickles from any old grocery cost on average..? How much did these gourmet pickles cost?

Oh well. It wasn't like she didn't have a couple of useless dolls sitting about. Cheap, useless dolls.

She crossed her arms, still smiling as she stared Smith down. "Tough decision!" she squeaked as soon as the lady was done, "Because I work very hard to come across my Sanrio plushies! And all my other plushes! But!" And this was the loudest 'but' ever... "I can! I can give you a Keroppi, or your husband a Keroppi. Whatever works, yes? Green for green?"

She had just never had "gourmet pickles" before... She was so excited...

Smith (Human) kafkaesque

With a squeak, Smith promptly tossed herself into the foyer- No, she didn't literally throw herself onto the floor. But holy shit, was she taking a risk confronting someone so... Confident. So flamboyant. Her husband merely dismissed the superhero as someone frivolous and unnecessary, rendered obsolete by a more "objective" justice system, but... Nonetheless, he sent his wife over to at least try making a negotiation, and it showed... Miserably.

"I hope this isn't too much of a hassle," sighed the young woman while running her fingers through her brown hair, "I... I just..." She bit down on her lip and allowed her eyes to drift off to the side. "... It's just a bit unusual seeing you again, especially after the... You know... Beach incident..." She blinked for a moment before promptly shaking her head. At least the other party was nice, even though she did seem like she was sweating to death underneath that feathered costume of hers. Hopefully the fact that they were in an air-conditioned room, made this easier for everyone involved.

Smith fumbled with her dress for a moment, then added, "But... Here we are. Again." She laughed far too nervously for her own good, as if she felt that a certain man's eyes weer drilling into her back at this very moment. Hell, the young woman even glanced over her shoulder, just to see if he was watching, before... Pulling out... Hey. What the hell. It was a jar of dill pickles, with the lid tightly screwed onto it and everything. It was a little kitsch for an aristocratic woman to be holding this common item in her hands.

Even the young woman seemed startled by her revelation, as she thought, This... This is what my husband wanted to give to her? That's... Weird. I never tried pickles before, and... Her eyes drifted over to those of the other party. Or, well, where her eyes would be underneath the mask.

"Well... My husband said that... You have something... He likes," she parsed carefully, her hands starting to shake from the weight of the pickle jar, "It was... It was one of your stuffed... Animals, I think?" Smith paused again. She couldn't imagine why her husband would want such a thing, not when he always threw them away behind her back whenever she tried to buy them for her son. But alas, she didn't question it too much before wiping her hand across her own face and sighing. "... I forgot which one. I guess it doesn't matter. But... Either way, he wants me to tell you that he's willing to trade one of those for this pickle jar... It's... It's a bit gourmet, if I remember correctly. They do the brine a bit differently here than what you might expect..."

Smith froze after that, but the pickle jar was in her hands. In all honesty, she looked pretty fucking terrified; the potential rejection weighed down upon her, and it showed. She drew in a sharp breath and just... Hoped for the best from here, really.


it's time for a follow-up. oh Summer, how I'd die for you......

Smith, too busy shopping for toys for her son to play with, hadn't even noticed the puppy running up to her until she heard that familiarly squeaky voice. She initially jumped, almost reflexively, as she clutched the stubbed cat close to her bosom. Oh, how much she wanted to give her son the cat... It was so soft, so cute... The young mother hoped that her son liked soft things...

... And that Johnson wouldn't find out and throw out the cat. How many cats had he found and disposed of at this point?

She couldn't count - not that she wanted to - but she did giggle and give the puppy a small wave of her hand. Smith sniffed for a moment before stooping down to gently pet the young child's head. It was... Almost like petting her son's really, except that he was still a baby, and she could cradle him in her arms... Not so innocuously, the young woman was tempted to lift up the puppy and do a very similar thing, but she was... A child. Not a baby, though the two were similar.

Maybe that can be Smithson when he's older, she thought with a genuinely endeared smile before tittering rather coyly - in spite of the puppy's clumsiness. After all, the canine seemed to recover just fine as she hugged Smith's legs and got herself back up on her feet, all too happy to see the woman. It flustered her, really, as she clutched the stuffed cat with one hand, held the other hand to her mouth in an attempt to hide the steadily growing smile on her face.

With a laugh, the woman asked, "'Snackies?' What do you mean by that, dear?" before looking down and seeing- Oh.

Had... Had the canine already taken a bite out of it?

Whatever.

Her laughter still ringing, Smith gently took the piece of cracker, scanned it, then replied, "That's very sweet of you, dear. You... Want me to do something 'funny' for you?" That was when the young woman's smile started to falter. Was she even that funny? Johnson never said she was. But she didn't think he was the type to joke a lot, and she was sure that her parents didn't educate her that well in that department either... She finally broke eye contact in favor of holding the cat close to her chest and looking away.

"I... I can try dear," she answered with a shakier voice, "but... Can you at least tell me what you want me to do? I'd love that, at the very least."

Summer salternate

Revival time! Claiming kafkaesque

It's the nice lady again! Summer had finally found Smith, and made a beeline towards the woman. However, she ran too fast, and bit the dust as soon as she crashed into the poor woman's legs. Summer, however, was unfazed, only wrapping her arms around them before standing up. Asides from the tail thumping onto her back, Summer didn't exchange any other noises. Then, she attempted to squirm up the human's arms, attempting to get picked up. As soon as she got scooped up, Summer let out a giggle.

"Miss nice lady! I have snackies!" Summer squeaked. Then, she held a small, uneven chunk of graham cracker she had clenched in her hand up to Smith's mouth.

"Do something funny," she stated, her lips curling into a smile.

"Please, please, please? Take it! Take the snackie and—and do something funny!"

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Summer is a smol toddler, go easy on her. Unless you want to play some mind tricks on her hjasdfda

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 Kaisley NOT THIS ONE banooky

a conniving purr could be heard from the cat's body, which was quite tiny compared to the dragon before her. tiny but mighty they might call her, a hurricane still out at sea, waiting to build up seemingly limitless strength and come crashing in a violent landfall. her expression was fearless, and there was amusement in her eyes as she weaved between the dragon's legs much like a dog diving through weave poles. "excuse me, excuse me," she meows as she comes to stand in front of the dragon. her voice was loud and carried in the air like the sweet song of a bird. "ahem, down here."

her lashing tail gave away how annoyed she was, the telltale sign of a cat's patience quickly dying. "listen here," she cooed, a noise sweet like honey covering the spicy taste of lemon ginger tea, inviting you to drink only to burn the back of your throat. "you have something i want, and since dragons are just terrible at negotiating, i'll offer you a trade."

purring again, her expression softened, though her claws glinted in the sun. "i saw you take some diamond earrings earlier. those are mine and i'm not letting you walk away with it. although..." she turned and took off a large golden chain that was hanging from the base of her tail. "i have no use for this. if you give me back the diamonds from my own collection of shiny things, i'll add to yours." suddenly, her pupils squeezed into slits as she hissed, "do we have a deal?"

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the inviting light attracted kaisley and her twin brother to the cafe. they were too deep in the city to go home, and what better place to shelter for the night than somewhere they'd be safe? as she expected, skye chickened out on exploring the area, resorting to "waiting outside until you tell me it's all clear." yeah, sure skye, get your sister to do it. mom would be so proud of you.

kaisley slipped through the doors under unsuspecting human feet when the next customer came in, an easy entrance in a place nobody was paying attention. somehow, she had to get permission to stay here. not that cats need permission to do whatever they damn well please, but kaisley felt guilty when she thought about just showing up. so she went up to the counter where ace was at and, well, meow!

"aww, aren't you cute? how'd you get into the cafe, huh?" the human was fawning over her. good, he likes cats. "well, it wasn't too difficult." she said with a little laugh. "someone just had to open the door." he got a little surprised when she answered him, but then he said, "so! what can i get you?"

a place to stay? nah, too early to drop that bomb. "surprise me." kaisley purred. "one of those - what do you humanoids call it? lattes? i suppose that'd be alright."

with the cup in front of her, she had a little sparkle in her eyes. never before had something been made just for her by someone she didn't already know! of course she had no money, but he offered to trade the drink with some pets. "i don't see why not." she said with a little smile on her maw. she extended her neck to get a little sniff, then purred as she got some scritches behind her ears. at the window skye was watching, now feeling comfortable that maybe he can sleep hiding under a table tonight.

Ace X. Scholl PicklePantry

"Aww, aren't you cute?" Ace cooed from over his counter, little hearts floating above his head. He loved adorable animals like cats. During his free time he'd look at pictures of them on his phone! "How'd you get into the cafe, huh?" His curvy smile puckered the minute Kaisley spoke to him. Oh? A talking cat? He shook his head, bewildered, then smiled. "Right, right. Sorry! I'm so used to being the only non-human around, I forgot there are others for a second! So! What can I get you?"
With an order placed, he got to work on making a latte, shaping a small mouse at the top with the cream. He was about to set it down on the counter before realizing the size difference, opening the counter's door to crouch down. "Now listen," he said while setting the drink down. "I don't exactly see any money or wallet on you, so you can't really pay for this. But why don't we do a trade instead, huh? Like... I'll give this to you in exchange for getting to pet you?" He tried to contain the excitement on his face.


Love is kind, love is patient, love is understanding.
And Johnson was the complete opposite of it all.
Maybe that's why he was alone. And why the cupid couldn't bring himself to even smile in his general direction.
It was rare for Ace to not be cheerful, but he was never a fan of undeserving assholes. It was a common sight in his line of work. And one that boasted his failed marriage as if it were a prize was only more disgusting to him.
Ace duly stared at the ice pick presented to him, not an inch of amusement on his face at the terrible attempt at a joke, or the story behind it. Finally, though, he let a small smile escape his lips, and he pulled up a cup to start cleaning it. "You know," he hummed, eyes closed. "The customer is always right."
"But you're not a customer. So I don't agree with a single thing you said."
He opened his eyes, and his smile vanished. "I don't know why you felt this was any way to talk to any single person, but I don't appreciate it or your ice pick. I'll ask you to leave now."

Johnson (Human) kafkaesque

"I hope you know that I'm not here to buy anything from you," grunted Johnson to the barista with a dismissive wave of his hand, as soon as the older man made his way into the cafe. Nice way to make an entrance there, asshole!

Running his fingers through his hair, he sat down on a stool before nonchalantly placing his elbows on the counter and adding with an interjection, "If I did, I'd probably still be young. And have a wife. Too bad we separated years ago. I didn't even want her though. She was always better off without me, and vice versa. But... It's fine. It's whatever. I'm not here to give you an entire explanation of my marital problems, not that they matter anymore." With a gingerly chuckle, the man cupped his cheek yet maintained a perfectly straight face - quite the jarring juxtaposition of coyness and contempt if one had to be completely honest. "Besides, you know that if I'm here, there can be only one reason why." A pause.

"I'm here to try one of your damn drinks."

And before the asshole of the century could be called out as a hypocrite, Johnson quickly explained, "No, I'm not going to buy them. I have too much money, and I don't think it'll mean anything if I can buy a bunch of these afterwards. I want to know that I'll be disappointed, then never come back for another sip." Uhhh... He carefully scanned the other party's face, yet his own remained unreadable. Was this some shitty trick disguised as "politics?" Perhaps. But Johnson also wasn't the type of person to just play some "foolish game" like other aristocrats, hoo boy. He was most likely being serious - though his words made him sound more like a pretentious bitch than a poet.

"Which is why I'll be making my payment with something else besides money," grunted the middle-aged aristocrat while placing a hand in the pocket of his cloak, scrounging it around for a few moments, and then... He pulled out what seemed like an ice pick. Oh! Immediately, Johnson's look hardened as he shifted the pick forward towards the barista, his eyes so narrow that they likely couldn't even pick up on the other's reaction. "That's my payment. One ice pick. You can use it for however you like, ranging from actually breaking up ice, or dealing with an unsavory customer..."

Dryly, he added with a drone, "Listen, I know I can just pay for it with my money, but trust me. This is so, so much more useful than you realize. You see, my wife used to own one, and... Well... It was what I gave to her before we separated. Not the one on the counter, obviously; this one's an extra. But an ice pick nonetheless. It at least made the separation easier. You know how gifts are an easy way to someone's mind- Heart."


me, using follow-ups to practice world-building? it's more likely than you think.

anyways.... I'm so sorry for Lacie having to deal with Johnson... time for a follow-up.

Johnson was objectively shitty with guests, even if he didn’t have a shitty bird or temper- Actually, never mind. He did have a shitty temper, but as it seemed, his guest had done nothing to attract his ire. For now.

In fact, it actually appeared that her seemingly unremarkable nature appealed to the middle-aged man, as he hummed and remarked, “I hope that Unova hasn’t been too much of an issue for you so far, miss? I know that some of the settlements can get quite disorienting at times - mine included - but as long as you have the proper map and associates, you should be just fine-” A particular emphasis was placed on the latter term: associates. It wasn’t necessarily out of hubris, though it’d be foolish to assume otherwise; even then, however, he actually had a point for once! Politics was messy in both Unova and Yenereth, and Johnson couldn’t help but admire those who somehow happened to balance both worlds with ease.

Perhaps that was the reason why he left the noblewoman alone for the most part. She was silent, and there really wasn’t much to point out. And Johnson, the chameleon that he was, opted to follow suit; the most noise he made after his little monologue was his pacing around the room, as he doubted that just allowing a servant to tend to her needs would be adequate. Hell, he had the feeling that permitting that would be insulting - thanks to cultural differences.

He simply had to do it himself… As peculiar as that’d sound in retrospect.

Johnson merely looked over to the woman posing on his chaise before replying, “That’s good. And yes, much of them are respectful. You can tell if they’re biting something back, though. The northern folk tend to be rather blunt with their feelings compared to the southern fellows; you can easily tell which one is which based on how verbose they are. The northern folks say a lot, but the southern folks… They say so little…” Fair, because Johnson just couldn’t shut the fuck up - unfortunately. He wrung his hands before raising a brow at her.

“That’s understandable too,” he affirmed but this time with more saccharine than before. Ouch. He did agree that men should be the ones dominating politics, unfortunately, and that often meant that he didn’t exactly think… Favorably of women in the field. Sure, the noblewoman in question didn’t necessarily embrace political discussion with gusto, but… “But I assume he’s not very capable in that, right?” He glanced off to the side with a pout. “How unfortunate. It should be an upperclassman’s duty to at least attend to politics every so often. It can make or break his career, you know.”

Johnson, from there, didn’t pay much attention to her words - until he heard the shuffling of objects being moved around. By the time he looked back at her, she had pulled out an ornate-looking planner, apparently from one of the conferences she had attended. The middle-aged man cocked his head before regarding her with a careful smile.

“I see,” he sniffed while rubbing his chin, “I can work with that. The planner, I mean-” The man stopped himself when she mentioned that he wanted some of his china. With a harsh laugh, he replied, “Oh, of course, miss! Glassware is all the rage right now, especially in the north. China is such a southern material anyway - it’s rather disgusting, in my opinion. You can have it, if you want, though I have to admit that you’d be doing yourself a disservice with it. But if you want to go through with it, then… Of course.”

Lacie Burnett Vapor

What an uneventful trip that was.

When she returned to Johnson's home after her conference, Lacie found herself gravitating towards the chaise, where she settled with an exhale and ran a hand down her face, flopping her bag down next to her. She assumed she would stay here a second night before starting on her journey back to Yenereth, and by the time she returned her husband would be out of the province, doing whatever it was generals do. Not that she didn't know. Caring for the estate was a daunting task, but one she had grown accustomed to, as he was often away, but she would have to return as quickly as possible...

Maybe she should just relax for the night. She looked coolly up at the ceiling, arm propped up on the sofa and one leg crossed over the other. She could be a model, if not for the fact she was forty years old and even then not too attractive in appearance, but she just had that ridiculous pose. To top it all off, she paused her crack-searching to examine her fingernails.

"I will admit, that though I'm sure my spouse would have fit in better at the meeting," she said to Johnson, "It wasn't as bad as I expected -- cultural differences and all that, I suppose, and even with what you said about men in power... I at least like to think they were respectful." She stopped to peer over at him, easing into a proper sit instead of her weird half-lay across the chaise. "Not that I dreaded it, but rather I would have were my nephew to attend in my stead. Political matters and relationships must be dealt with and established, not..."

She stopped herself before she could finish those words. She hated to shit talk her adopted son, but... Yeah, he wasn't really "all that" for politics. She hadn't met his father before, but was given the impression he was a fine man. As was her impression of Johnson in the beginning, despite those rumors she heard about him, and those she brought up to him.

"Still, I must thank you for accompanying me." she added, "I thought maybe, though, I should with a trade. I probably don't need an extra -- not at the moment, anyway."

That said, she reached for her knapsack, taking out... a planner. A simple, ringed, jade-green planner, which she held out to him. "This was given to me by a fellow at the conference. You and your schedules, I assumed you would find more use out of it... But, in exchange..." Sometimes, she just wanted nice things. "You do have some fine china I might be interested in. From your kitchen. I'm not sure if it's only you who lives here, Johnson, but surely one man doesn't need that many cups, yes?"


FOLLOW-UP TIME.

She had hoped she would meet Seung-Cheol again, and surprise, her prayers were answered. Seated across from the man, Lacie silently sorted through her papers as she listened to him, nodding occasionally as she did so. Textbooks and journals weren't much of a rarity in the family's library. They kept so many volumes, so many texts... She was sure that she would never read them all, and even then, they weren't the only books in the estate. The little temple near the gate had a few more, though she never bothered to read any of them but the simplest ones.

"Of course! You must already know that my husband's studies focus primarily on plant life." The woman responded to him, looking up from her paperwork. She gave a small pause when he mentioned he had found something else. Peering over the table, she eyed the envelope, and her cheeks went a burning red when he pulled out one of her sketches -- a little picture of a bird holding the stalks of plucked lavender.

She thumbed at her lip, speechless for a moment. She figured her husband forgot to take it out of one of his textbooks, and now she wondered how many were left in the library. She managed a brief, uneasy smile at the thought, before nodding once more to Seung-Cheol.

"Oh, I don't draw people, I'm afraid -- only plants and animals." She shut up when he corrected her, once again dipping her head. With a last glance at the sketch, she returned to her paperwork, gripping the feathered quill in her hand tightly. "Small animals, though, yes. I actually prefer the smaller ones over the bigger ones, I'll admit that... Not that I'm terrible at them, no! I just hate drawing people." She let out a soft laugh with that, and then shook her head. "You wouldn't even need to pay me, either, sir! Sketching is something that I do for fun, and it feels wrong to put a price on my work..."

She paused once more as the man pulled out a second item -- a piece of cloth wrapped around something else. She sent a glance to him, before setting aside her quill and taking the bundle in her arms to slowly unwrap it.

Like a kid on Christmas day, her eyes brightened at the box within. She opened the tin, taking out the eraser and eyeing it curiously as he carried on.

"I can draw anything you'd like, of course. Within reason." she muttered, "I'll give you a sketch done with these utensils, if that's anything that pleases you. It will certainly please me..." And, as for the tournament... She didn't have any reason to doubt Seung-Cheol's ability. She looked up at him carefully for a moment, studying him, before finally letting out a sigh.

"I'm not entirely in control of the tournament's placements, but I'm willing to try to place you higher up." she offered, "We've not a tournament here in some time, however, so no matter your ranking... Well, it would be nice to see you there either way."

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Fitzgerald (Human) kafkaesque

Fitzgerald was still pissed at the arbiter for the whole "arrest" and "interrogation" hullabaloo, but... Honestly, he could've been more pissed. His parents still hadn't been contacted yet, and it wasn't like he was confined to the office for all hours of the day - for every day. There were still times when he was able to get up and do his own thing, possibly to keep up the illusion that he was doing just fine and not at all being detained, and Fitzgerald had grown to appreciate such moments. Oh, and he was currently eating a cookie that he had bought from one of those excursions. Of course he was.

However, would all of this newfound contentment stop him from trying to negotiate his way out of what he personally considered a shithole? Probably not! The youth, after all, existed first and foremost to be a bit of a sniveling rich bitch at heart!

Waving his hand, the young man grunted in between suspiciously minuscule bites of his cookie, "So, if you're going to ask me more questions, you're out of luck. You know how much I told you, and how much you already know about me. You have that damn file on me anyways. Why not use it, or something? Call my parents or something. Take me back home. I bet they're begging for me to come back." As he went on, it became more and more obvious that - well - his tone was getting bitter; his voice, by the end of it all, was a stark contrast to the sweetness of the cookie, and - accordingly - he clutched the pastry in his hand while trying to keep his cool.

"Besides, I don't even know why you're so dogged about this," Fitzgerald sighed as he leaned forward, though his voice remained decidedly acidic in tone. Venom dripped from his words, as he attempted to eye the other party for any sign of a reaction. "I think at this point, I should start charging you for each question you ask. I think it'll make things more interesting, wouldn't you agree?" That's called bribery, asshole. Like father, like son?

Fitzgerald allowed his eyes to flutter for a second, then continued with a honeyed laugh, "Besides, I know that you have other clients to attend to- I mean, other detainees..." He shook his head while continuing to chuckle, then leaning back against his chaise. "So, how about it? I can give you information, but... At a price. But I don't think you have a lot of money now, do you now?" he added somewhat tauntingly before glancing around the room.

What menial object to throw into this fray? Unfortunate fray, to be more descriptive.

After a period of contemplation, a spark appeared in the youth's eyes as he proclaimed with enthusiasm, "I know! I can give you one answer to one question, for the price of... How about one pastry? Any pastry. Cookies, macarons... I'm being damn generous, you know." No, you're being selfish. Hope your teeth fucking rot, young man. "One pastry per question. Any question too. I think it's reasonable, as both a price and compensation. Wouldn't you agree, sir?"


Nathaniel.... I am so sorry.... mostly because Fitzgerald really isn't that helpful for your extravagant evil plan™️...

follow-up time, my dudes. potential cw for descriptions of animal gore, but... it's just kind of a dead fish being cut open, so take that how you will.

Fitzgerald’s nose twitched like an alarmed rabbit’s while he carefully weaved his way through the ports. Zeewolven territory. He should’ve known better than to traverse through these cobbled streets after his encounter with Nathaniel last time, but… Alas, he was stupid. Perhaps he thought that because the leidsman didn’t beat the shit out of him (even when he literally asked him what a Half was), he was going to be fine.

Famous last thoughts.

He instinctively froze when he saw the leidsman himself hauling in his latest catch: hagfish, a vampire, and a few other miscellaneous fish Fitzgerald thought of as so common that they weren’t worth notating. Much of them squirmed as they struggled to free themselves from the mesh, though a few looked visibly discombobulated from the sudden change in water pressure. After the initial shock of the brush faded away, Fitzgerald slowly moved a foot forward to continue on his way, then-

“Oy, kid, you look lost.”

Goosebumps forming on his neck, Fitzgerald gazed over in Nathaniel’s direction before shaking his head and exclaiming, “Oh, no! I was just trying to get through the beaches for, well, more research. Drakenburg is a port city, after all. I think it’d make sense for an intern like myself to at least study its marine life every so often.” It wasn’t a complete lie, though the grimace he attempted to hold back when eyeing the hagfish suggested that it wasn’t the complete truth either. He much preferred the aggressive krös of the New Chapel to… Whatever the fuck these piscine creatures were. “Like… Seagulls and such,” he quickly clarified soon after. Nice save.

“So yea, I’m not here for the seal pelts,” sniffed the youth with a wave of his hand, “though… I don’t have any information either. Sorry.” And he meant it, because he was dumb as fuck. Fitzgerald glanced over his shoulder for a moment before slowly moving his foot back to directly underneath his frame; however, in the process, he lifted up a notepad he had been taking notes in, and if Nathaniel squinted hard enough, he could read some of the notes that had been scribbled down. Seagulls, as he had claimed. Convenient.

It was this notepad that Fitzgerald started to write in when the Easterling started to opine about them. Admittedly, describing these birds’ attraction to blood was… Probably a weird topic to bring up? Especially because what the young man expected as an introduction was its plumage, or the way the birds roosted when it rained… Normal shit. Not… Whatever the fuck Nathaniel was talking about at the moment.

But probably for the sake of self-preservation, the aristocrat nodded to the bits of information. Hopefully his boss wouldn’t be able to figure out just whom he was consulting with for the sake of research.

He raised his brows when Nathaniel offered to cut open one of the fish for seagull bait. As repulsive as it was… (Ew, fish guts!) Fitzgerald supposed that it could work, given that the sailor did have some experience with the sea, despite never being on it himself. Thus, he nodded, but not before taking a step back so that his clothes wouldn’t smell so much like decay when the inevitable odor of fish wafted through the scene.

“Then why catch them in the first place?” asked the young man with a sniff when their value was mentioned. Now he thought Nathaniel was a coward. Better not fucking say that out loud, kid. He shuffled his feet as the older man grabbed a hagfish from the net and laid it out on a rock like an offering. Well, if it was an actual offering to the Void, Fitzgerald hoped this “entity” kicked Nathaniel’s ass. Imagine thinking that being given a hagfish was a compliment- Oh wait.

Nodding to Nathaniel’s words again, Fitzgerald watched as the hagfish was cut open, a saline yet also clearly disagreeable scent starting to emerge as the flesh started to protrude out slightly from the skin. Eugh! He hoped it wasn’t slimy, but guessing from how the carcass seemed to glisten in whatever sunlight managed to get through the clouds, it probably was.

Maybe he shouldn’t have mentioned the seagulls after all.

He nodded again to answer his question, but… Based on how much Fitzgerald was looking off to the side, he probably wasn’t being honest. It smelled like fish guts and rotting flesh here. He hated it. He wanted to study those big ass birds again.

“Thanks…” parsed the youth uneasily before stepping forward to eye the dissected hagfish, then flipping over to a new page in his notepad and starting to scribble down some notes. He wasn’t going to give it the honor of a rendered sketch. Spite worked that way. Once he was done, he turned up his nose at the other and shuffled his feet. “I’ll consider it. I think he’s just busy, but I’ll try making him free up some time…” grunted the young man with a pout, “Just don’t expect it to work, since he works on his whims, hm?”

Nathaniel Clement fizzelston

 Nathaniel in this thread: *T pose* what if I'll be a prick to animals Tw?? Nath cuts an already dead fish- because of course he does.

Nathaniel hosted his fishing net on the small beach. He studied his catch. White hagfish, more hagfish oh, and one long vampire-eel. Drakenburg's flora and fauna was sure something. Nathaniel dragged the net through the sand and dirt, too his handcart. Where, too his suprise, he found Fritzgerald. He raised his brows. Then slammed the full net in his cart. "Oy kid, you look lost," he said. Nathaniel made a gesture that illustrates the small beach close to the Bunker port. The remains of burned warehouse stood as a coaled carcass on one of the many piers surrounding the beach. It loomed over them as a warning of some sorts.

"I don't think you're here for those seal-pelts I tried to sell you earlier... Though if you have the information I so gladly want to hear it, feel free to share it with me," Nathaniel said. Flashing his needle like teeth in grin. Fitzgerald wasn't here for that. He just so happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Studying seagulls. Nathaniel spat on the sand. He could tell the youth anything about seagulls if he wanted to. They were loud, bratty and stole your potato wedges if they saw a chance.
They reminded Nathaniel of his nephew.
"Seagulls? Well they are attracted to the smell of fish blood," Nathaniel said. He smiled. "Something we Easterlingen and gulls have in common. Did you know that? We can smell blood," he told the intern. Strange topic but okay. "We even know the difference between mammal and fish." Nathaniel tapped the side of his nose bridge. His nose was as crooked as the sluiphandelaar's spirit. Broken on several places.
"But you're lucky you found me here," Nathaniel said. "I've got some fish," he nodded to the net in his cart. "I can cut one open if you like. To attract those gulls. They are hardly worth 4 kronen. Not even a duit per fish." 

Nathaniel opened his fishing net and grabbed the first slimy fish he could find. Hagfish. Void did he hate hagfish. "Oh you don't have to pay me," he said while laying the fish on a rock. "Not everything has to be solved with money right?" Nathaniel hummed. He cut the fish in one swift cut. His kram sharpened. The smell made Nathaniel's pupils narrow and his hands sweaty. Unlike mammal blood, just like sharks, the smell of dead fish seemed to flame up his appetite. Scary!
"Smells good hu?" No. He scratched the scars on his cheek. His hands shaky. "Well I leave you too it. Those pesky birds can show up any moment now," Nathaniel said. As he picked the handles of his handcart. 'Oh as repayment? Maybe you can ask your mentor to meet me at my ship later this week. He seems to be avoiding me," can't imagine why. "But I've got a good offer for him." 

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Im finally here with my follow up:

While walking Nathaniel lit up his pipe. Somewhere deep in his mind Nathaniel hadn't expected the scientist to show up. I should give that kid more credits, Nathaniel noted to himself.  Maybe Fitzgerald hád some use too him.
"Somethin'?" The Easterling repeated. His unshaven ear twitched. Then he smiled, baring those yellowish dagger-teeth of his. "Oh yes, I promise you that you won't be disappointing," ominous but okay...
Nathaniel bit the end of his pipe. Making the old wood make a cracking sound while doing so.
"Don't you worry about repaying. I'm not looking for money," the leidsman paused. "Besides, I think you can use that money yourself. For research and such," he said with that sheepish grin of his. "I'm just asking for a favor. A service for a service. Haggeling. You get my gist." Nathaniel smiled when Pourife got his gist. "Aye, like that. You give something - you get something. Simple," Nathaniel said. Though a lot of Nathaniel's offers are too good to be true for little in return. What are you scheming old man?
He stared at the smaller man. "Humanoid?" Nathaniel barked out a laughter. "Is that how you researchers call us? Listen, matey," He softly poked the scientist chest. "I'm as much human, as you. I breath, I eat," he paused. "Well, used to eat before Turning, but I sleep, just like you 'humans'."

Nathaniel removed his finger. "I did," he simply said. "I don't want to loose more bellboys then I've already have. Besides, you hardly seem to react to my previous messages, so I thought: making it more personal would maybe do the trick," Nathaniel paused. "And well.. Here you are." Nathaniel halted his steps. Here also seemed to be the location Nathaniel wanted to be. His old steamboat. Barrels with old whaling (as hunting whales was made illegal 2 years ago) rotted outside the shed. The wood of the docks old and damp. "Oh, I know I look like an old sailor, and don't get me wrong, I can enjoy company from time to time. But I didn't drag you all the way here for your companionship alone," Nathaniel said. Then laughed. "But maybe you can make your, presence, more bearable by mm-," he paused. Thought for a second. "Maybe tell me a joke, while we walk the last few meters. Oh and have a little bit more patience. I promise you, its worth the trip"
Nathaniel pinched the bridge of his nose. Would this man ever shut up, "Sure. Yes, yes I did give him a fish. A dead one, cut it open. For his research," for a second Nathaniel seemed to let his 'friendly persona' slip. But he recovered quickly. "How is his paper going by the way? If he needs a second reader, I can take a look. Not that I know much about science and biology," he said smiling like nothing happened.

"Oh I can give you every specimen you want," Nathaniel said while entering his ship. Holding the door open for Pourife, before following him down the deck. Too that study of his. But this time there were no clean rapiers on his desk, no seal-pelts. It was very much alive, like his previous offers. Very human too. Oh-oh.... It was one of Pourife's kitchen staff.
Tied up to a chair. Ropes, everything. "Ive been more then civil too them, haven't harm them. Kidnapped them this morning even," Nathaniel assured.
"But like, I've said before. Making things personal for you, helps you think straight... Right old man?" He smiled. Yo , Asshole!. He pulled his kram and walking over to the chair...
He started to cut the employeers ropes. "See this as a warning. You can retreat yourself as much as you want from all this political mumbajumbo. But know that I've access too you. Too your staff," Nathaniel looked up at him. That sheepish grin on his face. "Give my men access too your lab. Shelter them in your rooms and crannies, I don't care. " Nathaniel cut the rope through and pointed the point of his kram at his guest. "And I personally promise you, my men won't do any damage. We don't care about your science and research. All we want is some more, space.. An extra headquarter, one closer to the city center, if you like." 

M. Pourife (Human) kafkaesque

   - HDJFBJVBREFHJEF OH GOD.... OH FUCK.... M. Pourife is definitely gonna implode from that!! (but he'd give in anyway because he's a fucking coward and doesn't want his ass to get kicked- 😔)


Fucking finally, Fitzgerald's harassing actually led to something productive for once, as M. Pourife trailed not too far behind the Easterling. However, he was - as the kids called it - dying inside. In all honesty, even though he (mostly) walked into known Zeewolven territory on his own free will, he acted as if he were extorted into coming here. (Though to be fair, Fitzgerald was indeed petty enough to bother anyone enough into carrying themselves that way.)

After a long silence, M. Pourife coughed and asked with a wave of his hand, "So... You, uh... You want to give me something? Or at least make an offer?" He gulped and wrung his hands together. If the reconnaissance from his intern meant anything, then the leidsman would probably ask him for information. Sure. That could work. As a scientist, M. Pourife was more than happy to blab about the latest innovation in scientific technology, as well as the biota within and surrounding Drakenburg's limits. Why not?

But... Well... If he were to be asked about anything political, the middle-aged man might as well have jumped into the ocean and hoped those hagfish would somehow carry him to shore.

"I mean... I could!" sputtered the scientist with a laugh nonetheless, "I could entertain your offer, mm? I just do not know what to give you back in return. You, um, seem like the type of individual to value reciprocity. You give something - you get something. I would not blame you. That social principle seems to be natural; I see it across species all the time, so why should something humanoid be different?" At least... He was sure the leidsman was mostly human, in spite of the rugged facial hair, the leathery skin and scales, and those wild teeth- Oh, please do not bring up the snakes...

He rubbed the back of his neck before grinning sheepishly and suggesting, "But... Well... You... You did ask my intern to bring me here, right? He cannot be here at the moment, because he is busy..." Which M. Pourife actually arranged on purpose, funnily enough! He had sent him to search for seals with his dear friend Xander, and hoo boy, did he regret not coming along. Again. Still, for whatever reason, the scientist grimaced at the thought of his intern's ass getting kicked - let alone by... This guy. The Krakers' leidsman was fine (not that he had a single drop of fighters' blood in him), but... This guy? Hell no!

"I hope I can at least satisfy my side of the offer with my presence," teased M. Pourife with a laugh, before stepping onto the wood of the docks at last. He could feel the planks underneath his feet creaking slightly but attempted not to wince, especially as the other likely traversed on them with ease. "And then... Maybe in exchange, you will be giving me more information, right?" Wait- He paused, then started to chuckle nervously. "I mean... You did give my intern a hagfish last time, right?" Wrong.

"I would not mind more specimens..." he mused with a slow flutter of his eyes, "But please, if you give them to me live, I implore you to treat them humanely. Do not... Do not do whatever you did with the snakes. I disliked it then; I still do now..." He gulped, then glanced off to the side. Hopefully... Hopefully that was enough. For now, at least.


rusty gets into the follow-up gauntlet 2020, and M. Pourife is... dumb. quick follow-up time.

M. Pourife was a simple fellow. He saw things that at least looked valuable, he was going to buy them. You know, even though it was a rather reckless way of spending his money…

Not that he cared, though. He had made worse decisions as a consumer before (such as buying dough at least several times without any regard for the quality, or the good being baked. Hope he got food poisoning). The bar was so low, and yet…

Each time, the asshole somehow managed to reach a new bottom.

He was, in fact, scribbling down some notes to himself about what gadgets to buy for himself and his interns, when he heard the shuffling of feet approaching him- Wait. No. It was paws. Paws! Immediately, the middle-aged scientist perked himself up out of his stupor and got himself ready to write down the most compelling naturalistic observation known to mankind, only for…

Oh. It was a walking dog with a vase. Well then…

Probably convinced that it was someone in a dog costume, M. Pourife bit back a frown before lowering his notepad and asking, “Do you need anything, sir? It is a fine day to be-” He broke off again when he noticed the vase in the other’s hands- Paws? Hands? M. Pourife paused to scratch his head, then ran his fingers through his somewhat thinning hair.

“Oh, you want to get rid of it?” he reiterated with a frown, “It sounds like a lovely vase. Why waste such a valuable ware, especially if it has no monetary value to you? Priceless, I imagine!” He laughed merrily before raising a finger in the air.

“You know what!? I think you should keep it, for your sake! Maybe it will be of use to you later, who knows, mm?”

Kao Kunani charmingterror

Kao's head tilted only slightly, he didn't know what to even sell or trade. At first, he picked up an old computer tower, inspecting it before a spider jumped out, frightened, he dropped it on the ground, destroying the tower. He sighed before next picking up a basket full of books, inspecting them, he soon set it down, nobody would buy them, Kao. He shifted around a lot of his stuff before picking up an old vase that looked like it was from Egypt, smiling, he held it in his paws and cleaned it up with his bandana. "Now to find someone!"

Kao headed outside, taking the vase with him before seeing someone who would potentially take it. He quickly slid over, seeing this as an opportunity. "W-would you potentially be interested in taking this vase I have? I need it gone and I don't know who to give it to, I saw you and thought...Maybe you would like it?" Kao's head tilted again. 

Bow poicyss

Bow snickered, her eye on the old vase. Looked pretty poggers if she said so herself! The tiny ghost girl quickly scurried up to him, grabbing something from a tree on her way over to "trade".

"No way, I want the vase!" She said, her hands behind her back. "And I'll trade it to you for the huge price of..."

Bow revealed the item she was holding, which was a trembling baby bird. It looked scared. Oh someone, please help the poor thing!

"Ta-daaa!" Bow smiled, petting the bird on the head. "Don't you think a new pet is worth more than a stinky old vase? Give it to me!"