no, because the person you're paying is a scammer!
should i do my history work?
No, Because...
Wowzers, these forums don't have a No, Because thread? How do they LIVE?
(No, Because is a popular game on the YWP forums, and I've always found it fun, so I'm bringing it to you!)
How to Play:
Basically, someone posts a question and you have to answer with "No, Because..."
Here's an example (with an interaction with me and my fellow Nanoers!)
Person 1: Should I hit my word count goal for Nano?
Person 2: No, because you should focus on avoiding getting OOFED BY ZAHEER, okay? Will I manage to evade the Dai Li tonight?
Person 3: No, because the Dai Li is always watching. Has the Earth King invited you to Lake Laogai?
...and so on! Before you start, here are a few rules:
Rules for the Thread:
1. Keep this thread SFW! Avoid any suggestive content as well!
2. No swearing! At the very least block out any swears like this.
3. Post only after 2 people have posted or 6 hours have passed!
4. Please reply with "No, because..."
5. Ask questions, and give plausible answers! Don't say, "No, because I'm tired" when someone asks "Should I join the Red Lotus?"
6. If you break any of these rules and show no signs of stopping, I will block you from this thread.
I'll start: Should I finish my art payments?
No, because no one expects the Spanish Inquisition
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Should I eat a whole package of trail mix right now
No, because that company has a reputation for putting cyanide in their trail mix
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Should I purchase ten loaves of bread?
no, because the store only has nine loaves in stock
should i feed my cat wet food instead of dry food?
No because we need to bring the snails back to snail mail. They have to work, too. You getting a job robs a snail of one.
Can I have a dirtbike?