Crack Headcanons + random thoughts
- This guy probably also watched Markiplier’s plays through on Resident Evil LMAO (Mark even got the body pillow I’m cryinh)
- This guy went to a halloween party while wearing his normal clothes bc he’s clearly the man behind the slaughter
- He has a tumblr account and he’s the definition of a tumblr sexyman Im sorry it’s true
- My guy literally reminds of the creepypasta?? The smiler man? The one who dances in the street with a smile and he has jagged movements and stuff sobbinh
- Not sure if this is really crack?? This man can literally subject himself as a punching bag for people who literally have a grudge against someone they can’t exactly attack.
- Lets people test experiments on him, he comes out 100% fine but his body looks like he was incinerated by a hammer lmao but he doesn’t really care
Serious Headcanons
- This man probably dislikes light. I have a feeling that he likes lurking in the dark corners of his room (discord mod lookin ass smh /j) creepily, or eerily. But it’s mostly because he’s more comfortable in the dark. And since his pupils are permanently dilated, light tends to irritate him and his eyes. He can also be caught slightly off-guard by sudden flashing of lights but that does not cause him to be stunned, at least for enough time to run away.
- Now that you mention it, he’s ultra sensitive to light— So just for a sweeter Headcanon, he likes the darkness a lot, especially moonlight (he does’t mind pitch black either). It’s his way of comfort, and how he recollects his thoughts. It’s like his break from all the chaos.
- his timid and awkwardness tend to lead in very strange situations. Like people thinking that he’s acting like a creep or that he’s being weird. Eddie tends to ignore these insults— unfortunately he’s used to them. Just like how he tolerates physic pain, he tolerates mental abuse as well. Often insulted despite him being a really nice guy. He just needs to work out on how he acts on the surface lol
- Often daydreams, he daydreams a lot. His head is constantly in the clouds as he dreams of things he wants to be, or how things should have gone in his life. Often doesn’t listen to a conversation! He’s a very empty brain™ You could catch him staring into the distance. Especially while you’re having a conversation with someone and he’s not very interested.
- Adding to Empty Brain™, he gets easily distracted by things he likes or catches his attention. E.g Fancy clothes, jewelry, butterflies or that one knife he remembers located in your kitchen I mean what
- Even though he’s a demon, he’s a pretty strong one. Anything like crosses, bible-verses/chants and salt cirlces actually do not do anything to him. Holy water could burn a little, but just a sizzle. Doesn’t really do too much damage. Just play cbat and he’ll go away immediately /j HELPSSJ Okay but seriously, none of these demon-adverting things actually advert his attention or powers. But sometimes he pretends they do to make the person feel better about themselves.
- He uses his core form to bribe people he loves into doing what he wants (Not in a toxic manipulative way, more of in a “can you pls wash the dishes * bats eyelashes cutely * “ way).
These are rlly good and cute, thank you Cloudy :D