On the first visit of his own eldest brother to the fleet where he reigned over, Varyag certainly didn't expect to be in the situation he was right now. Sitting on the sofa in the reception room and lazily watched Slava went absolutely crazy with cleaning the room as if this was the HQ of the Black Sea Fleet and the younger Atlant was the one visiting the first Atlant, not the other way round.
Of course, it wasn't like he was unaware of Moskva's 'neat freak' tendency, but apparently he had underestimated the Black Sea Fleet's flagship. Even as he believed that days spent by coercing his subordinates to clean their HQ building the best they could should have been sufficient, nope, Slava was still able to find fault on the level of cleanliness and now got down to deal with the 'filth' Varyag simply couldn't detect with his bare eyes. Was his oldest brother shitting him or what? On the other hand, it was a bless that Pyotr Velikiy, the other flagship from the Northern Fleet, opted for a tour around Vladivostok led by his Fregat subordinates. It would be totally embarrassing for Petya to witness such situation...
"Slava..." His hoarse voice raised over the noise of operating vacuum cleaner, "When will you stop? This is insane."
"Well, sorry you're stuck with your insane oldest brother anyway, Roska. Ugh...I'm so disappointed in you. The state of this room is embarrassing," such accusation brought a frown to the younger flagship's face. "You have already made an embarrassment out of me the same way anyway, dear brother."
A small smile graced the first android of the project 1164 Atlant's face, a genuine one unlike the 'facade' he often put up. He continued to clean the reception room and mused aloud, "I wonder how Stasik would feel right now? You think he's going to whine and moan when we have a skype session with him?"
"Haha..." That wasn't quite a laugh actually, as Varyag's frown deepened, "he can cry all he wants and I won't care. Serve him right for being super happy to leave our...home...for Severomorsk in the 80's."
"Man, you're harsh...poor Stasik." In contrary, even though he displayed his sympathy for his first younger brother, Slava's voice was still laced with amusement. The verbal quarrel between his two younger brothers always entertained him greatly.
"It feels as if I get punched in the face."