The title is self-explanatory, but you will corrupt the wish of the OC above you! Just like how Sayaka Miki wished for her crush to be cured so she can hear him play the violin once more, only to get a result where her best friend dates her crush! Yes, be Kyubey using your OCs!
Example:
And so on.
My only rules are:
“A smile...? Sure, you can smile. Who said anything about stopping though? A permanent grin, at every death, at every misfortune... you give the appearance of taking pleasure in pain. Smiles do not equal happiness. A strained grin will be your only expression.”
“All I want is for everyone to be safe.”
Granted! Everyone is safe, but the world is so concerned about safety that no one does anything if there's even the slightest hint of risk involved. Driving to the store to buy groceries? Out of the question, car crashes are a serious threat! Walking down the stairs? No way, you could fall!
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I wish I could get my memories back somehow.
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Pfft! Sold! Screw 'em all!
"Granted, but you have no choice but to give up every friend you've made since losing them."
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"I wish I knew how I died."
"Granted! ...but it is extremely embarrassing, and will haunt you forever."
"I wish I could get revenge on the smugglers that chased me off my ship!"
"Granted! But revenge never makes anyone feel better... And you're going to have to get revenge in your underwear because the little boat you use to find them didn't have a sail do..."
"I wish I could breath fire!"
(TW: Body Horror...?)
“Granted, but the smoke in your lungs ends up asphyxiating you, along with scorching your throat. Also you can’t drink water due to your fire breath.”
(Lighter and Softer Version)
“Granted, but you can’t control it, so you end up scorching everything.”
“As for my wish... I simply wish that there will be no struggle against my goals or me.”
"Granted! You can breathe fire, but once you start you can't stop it for 24 hours...A little dangerous don't you think?"
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"I wish I had real wings!"
Sure thing, but they are incredibly large and it's near impossible to live comfortably on the ground.
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"I wish I wasn't a werewolf anymore!"
"You will no longer be a werewolf, but your wolf side will leave and take on a physical form that you might have to fight to survive."
"I wish I was free of dark matter.."
"You may become free of such a condition-- only to be plagued by another.. Body crippled beyond belief, you can no longer lift a finger, nor speak a coherent word..."
"I wish for my wing to grow back so i can fly once more!"
"Your wing becomes a tumorous growth whose size exceeds the rest of your body."
"I wish to actually be taken seriously during international conferences and correspondences."
(I'll claim both celestiials and bogonvogon brb
EDIT: WHY DID I TRIPLE POSTED)
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For "Lore":
"Ahahah~ A fun wish indeed! But you do know that a world without struggle is a meaningless world where you'll have no goals, motivations or just anything to do once you achieve everything? If that's what you want--an eternal loneliness, meaningless life where you'll live in a completely hollow feeling in anything; then your wish is granted~"
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For Octav:
"Granted but....taken seriously, you mean aaall of them? Including your mistakes, your slip ups, and well, everyone will end up relying on your words for everything that you'll have no freedom to do anything but conferences~? Maybe that wouldn't be an issue if you like preaching to people! Ahahah!"
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(P.S. Let me know if my claims wasn't good enough!)
"I wish that happiness would ever exist. Ever. Miserable faces of peoples are fun~"