The OC Job Fair

"I have incredibly stead hands and an eye out for details" Kai walks forward the moment she hears 'handle detailed carvings'. "I'm definitely the lass for the job" she tilts her head, pushing her glasses up.

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"This is no easy task" Kai grins, spinning around in her chair. Her bodyguards on either side of her don't react, it seemed like this was a normal thing for them. "As a villain, I don't like exposing myself very much." she stops her turning to stare directly into the eyes of the person who just walked in. "I need someone to break into the biggest bank in the city." she pauses. "Without triggering any alarms."

She cackles softly and tilts her head, "You up for the task?" 

"That's a weird ass request, but fine, whatever. Not me who's getting zapped into next week. You got any food? A couple dollars for the vending machine? I'll take that over petting your dog. I'm made of nuts and bolts, so if anyone is going to be good at engineering efficiently, it's me."

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"I need someone who's good at making potions. Something that's going to pack a real punch. What for, you ask?" Lilith holds up twin super soakers, twirling them for emphasis. "To fill up these babies. I'm gonna rob a bank, so don't go offering me anything weak! The deadlier, the better!" 

"I'm definitely the gal for you! Just need an example of their writing and I should be able to do it lickity split. I'm not doing it myself, of course. Using magic is muuuuch more efficient, and accurate too! It'll look exactly like a real, uh, invitation?-- once the magic has done it's job!"

"...I also do permission slips and doctor's notes if you ever need 'em." Cihce holds up a pair of blank documents, though her smile seems to allude to it just being a joke.

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"There are some things magic can't do, and that's where you come in!! I'm currently looking for someone who is able to hunt down someone who's reaaaaally good at hiding and running. He's also really feisty and a bit of a fighter? But I'd like him alive and well, please!"

"I can definitely cuddle with her for a while!"

"Yeah, uh, my friend got something stuck in one of the small crannies of the space station, and I can't really get to it as I have no thumbs and there's no gravity up here. Anyone wanna help?"

"Got it. I've slayed many foes in my time as knight. Might be fun to do it again. But do be warned, I've gotten rusty. "

"I need someone who is capable of keeping up with my 'neice'. She's a kind kid, but she's attracted to sparkly things. I want you to make sure she safe and sound from any danger."

"Well, well, well! Doesn't that sound like a job that's tailored for me? Ignore the fine print, sign me up!"

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"As unsettling as it may seem, I need to hire a hit man. There are certain people that I need to have eliminated, but I can't get my paws dirty, oh goodness no! Trust me, the pay is high, but so is the risk. We gotta deal?"