Aero pulls out an iron. "I'll burn your face! I'll burn your entire face to the ground!" As Aero waves the iron at Boha, both parties seem to realize that the iron is neither plugged in nor turned on.
...from generator linked in this thread. Title's too long.
What kind of weapon though? Let's make this item generator choose! ALWAYS SET THE QUANTITY TO ONE!
The rules of this thread are very simple! It carries the rules of my previous threads!
- Unless 24 hours have passed, you can only post every after 3 posts.
- Please have at least 3 sentences in your reply. Although this is a crack roleplay thread, please be literate and legible with your replies.
- No one wants a generic reply. Rather than casually attacking the above OC, at least read a bit of their bio. Maybe checking out what their abilities are? Getting to know their personality? That's okay, as long as your replies would at least have to do something with what the above OC is.
- Your post must include the item generated in the generator. You are free to generate another item if the item you got did not work well for good ideas.
- Claim a post when you have a rad idea for a reply.
- Please make your bio readable to logged in users, at least. If you were to post a locked/auth-only character, you will be skipped without your notice.
- Although we'll be slightly violent in this thread, please refrain from actually goring the above character.
- Rules can be changed anytime. If you do not want how this thread is currently running, please contact me at my main, @/wanco-alien!
- Have fun!
How to Play
- Carlotta posts
- Damien: *gets mop from the generator* "Begone, you crazy, old woman. I swear, this will clean you and the disastrous mistakes you've done." Damien wipes Carlotta's face with a mop.
- Cornelius: *gets chalk from the generator* "Hey, that's too rude. All she did was try to regain the peace of the city. Here's how horrible you are as a figure to teach people. You're not helping." Netto doodles on Damien's face.
- and so on...
Clutching a pair of blue sunglasses in her hand, she sneers, snapping them in two and holding its pointed ends out Aero, "Ya are just a kid, but come on! Let's have a brawl, why not?"
"Ah. It seems I have to fight you." Morri sighed and glanced down at her empty left sleeve. "This may not be the most fair, but I'll make the most of it." Morri kicked over a nearby chair, stomping on one of the legs until it broke off. "Please surrender, or you'll be hurt, okay?" She finished, picking up the leg and pointing it at Vivian, her expression near unreadable due to her uniform.
Ballari scowls, "There are laws in this city, you know," she ground out, holding the closest thing to her- a bottle of water- in a threatening manner, ready to throw the container of clear liquid at the delinquent at the slightest movement that she didn't like, "I would learn to follow them, if you or your 'gang' don't want to get hurt."
"Get out of my Swamp!" She starts throwing Spoons at him. "If you don't leave now I'll..wait this isn't my swamp... where am I? I am sorry." She hands him a spoon and disapears
"It seems like we have the same motives, miss! I have no idea why I should be attacking you." Carlotta moves forward with an eyeliner leaning closer to Aleya in order to apply the eyeliner on her. "Come on, you should give more appeal! You know, seem less intimidating? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be a Greek goddess in no time with this!"
(I'm weeping I got possibly the best object for this ever)
Beckett stared down at the stuffed teddy bear in his hands and then back up at the green-clad witch whose hair was a pink matching the stuffed animal Beckett held. He looked in between the two for a few moments, drawing a blank as to how exactly he should go about protecting himself with it. He himself was not particularly strong and the stuffed bear did not put him at any sort of advantage.
"U-umm..." Beckett stuttered out. "Please don't hurt me. The bear would be sad. And I would be sad. But especially the bear. It seems like a nice, soft bear. It doesn't need that emotional distress in its life." He said, flipping the bear to face Carlotta, its large blue eyes seeming to have a sad glimmer in the lighting and its face partially obscured by the heart it held and the bow it wore.
Wright looked down, at the porcelain plate he held in his hands. This would certainly be hard to pull off.
"I've got a plate, and I'm not afraid to use it!" Wright threatened Beckett, before raising one of his knees and breaking the plate in half, creating two had circles with some edges he could use. He rushed at Beckett, knowing he would have to fight well with the flimsy plate as a weapon.
With a scotch tape in her hand Rin stares at her oponent.
"Well that's not helpful at all..." She shrugs her shoulders "I guess it will have to do the job. BEWARE! The nightmare of everyone with fur! The almighty scotch tape!" She jumps towards Wright, unrolling a pieceof the sticky tape and sticking it over his eyes.
Evan scowls, his arms folded on his chest as he chews on a toothpick, "Cross me again, boy, I dare ya.... I'll... I'll..." He pulls the toothpick from between his teeth, "I'll stick ya and I'll make ya regret your life decisions."
Seashore lifted his mousepad and waved it around wildly. “You can’t beat the master of TECHNOLOGY!” He yelled, taking on a dorky stance he saw in an anime as the wyvern stared, looking amused. “Eat this!” He threw it, and it flopped uselessly on the ground.
Carry prepares to attack, but suddenly realizes he forgot to bring a weapon. He pauses, looking around, before grabbing his own scarf. "Gahaha! Face this, beast! Begone!" he throws the scarf as if it were a whip, but it's so soft and lightweight that it sort of just falls to the ground. "Aw, attacking a cyborg creature was an awful idea. Possessing is so much easier! How annoying."