The assortment of dishes that he had set on the dining room table was enough to make it seem like Johnson was preparing a banquet... But the reality couldn't be any further from that. In fact, he only had one guest with him tonight, and it just so happened to be the teenager whom his wolfish friend menaced and threatened to beat up not too long ago. Maybe actually beaten up? Johnson wasn't one to judge; he had been in the same situation when it came to Brown multiple times, and - in fact - one of his arms stung slightly from a laceration she had given him with that damn dagger of hers a few days ago.
For now, though, he was going to focus on flexing his power and wealth, as he droned to the teenager, "I hope that you know that you're a very, very lucky young woman. Young lass, in fact, but I'm willing to elevate you for the sake of this discussion. You want to know why?" He paused for a moment for the girl to fill in with her answer, but... Did it matter? Regardless of what she uttered (if at all), Johnson huffed, "I happen to have just what you need to make sure that... Blonde girl gets torn down. I don't care if it's physical or literal, but you know..."
"You know very well that she's basically protected by the Wolf, right? Brown? She's formidable as hell. I don't think you'd be able to win on your own, unless you wanted to beat her in a competition in teenage hamartia or some shit like that."
"I know it'll go over your head right now," sighed Johnson as he picked at a roasted pheasant wing with a fork, "and it might if you keep up with that attitude of yours, but... I'm not going to beat around the bush. I'll have to admit that I see you as just the tiniest bit useful. Yes, you heard me correctly, miss. Useful." Another pause. Only a clink could be heard from Johnson's fork as he picked at the meat, then carefully chopped it up into small shreds. "I mean it in the form of an alliance. I don't want to be friends with you. I might as well be stupid if I want to be friends with you, let alone any teenager." Wow, way to throw your not-daughter under the bus- "Unless I have a very, very good reason for it."
Sure.
Still, even that momentary blunder wasn't enough to make Johnson flinch or waver, as he droned, "So keep that in mind while you eat this food, okay? And no, you do have to eat at least some of it. Just because it's decadent doesn't mean that it's somehow going to fatten you up like a hog getting ready for slaughter." And, conveniently enough, there was a whole roast hog in the exact center of the table! Hope it didn't go to waste. "I'll be disappointed if that's the case, miss. You know that I'm an aristocrat, right? Slights against me are something I take seriously. What do you think happens to the journalists who dare to blab those libelous thoughts against me, huh?" Again, he paused, before starting to laugh with almost uncharacteristic enthusiasm.
"That asides! I won't do such a thing to you," he snorted with a scoff, "I'm not that cruel!" Suuuuuuuuuuuure. Johnson gesticulated with his hand and hissed, "Instead, I can use my archives and record to my advantage. Medical histories included. And I might as well be infusing everything you eat with milk, just in case... Or dousing your hair in it... You know that milk is good for the hair, right? Better than shampoo? Less chemicals. I try it myself, you know." Yet the facetious tone suggested that he was being an asshole, and... Good for him? He didn't deserve to put milk in his hair if what he said was even true anyhow.
gonna use young Johnson here since Cashmere only really exists in that era!!
anyways. follow-up time. who knew that Johnson actually gave a shit about his wife in the end (/s).
“Respect?” Johnson repeated before letting out a slight huff, “Are you sure you mean respect, miss, or…” Which he did mean, by the way! He had no idea how she had made such a logical leap in assuming that he, out of all the aristocrats she had supposedly met, actually gave a damn about her existence.
If anything, he was probably the quickest to condemn her to the title of “mediocre.”
Or “melancholic.” That title was even worse in his eyes, after all! He might as well call her that, then kick her out of the house without any further explanation- Which was rather rude! But he thought of it as well-deserved in all honesty. Wow.
Imagine being that entitled.
He rolled his eyes as she applied lip gloss in the mirror, nodding along to how she was busy- Yada yada yada… The youth furrowed his brow before stretching himself in his recliner and just… Wanted to doze off. That was a first. Usually, he tried at least barely listening to the other’s words, lest he miss something that could’ve been useful for him; alas, this was all nonsensical jibber-jabber, and Johnson could only ask himself why his wife had bothered to hire her in the first place. He probably thought she had shitty taste. Ew.
“Whatever,” he grunted, “for someone so busy, you sure do waste a lot of time idling anyways. So I might as well get to the point and-” He was interrupted when he heard a chattering noise coming from nearby. Oh shit. Oh fuck. Johnson peered over his shoulder to see Cashmere starting to wake up and realize that he was utterly surrounded by the canine’s makeup. For a stupidly long time, the ferret creature just stared at her, before doing the one thing he knew how to do at the moment:
Scream.
Also bolting as soon as the canine registered his presence, as he screamed even more loudly and jumped off the stand while the canine barked at him. Hoo boy, was Smith going to be upset when she saw this! And worst of all, Johnson wasn’t even going to help Cashmere. He was just going to lay back and-
“Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.”
Reddish liquid had started to pool at Johnson’s shoes as he glared at the canine barking at the ferret and hissed, “That’s my wife’s pet, you idiot! You might as well leave him alone, or he’s going to keep screaming! She doesn’t like it when he screams, you know!” And that was going to be the first and last time he gave a single shit about Smith’s wellbeing. Wowie! “Yea, I’m surprised it’s not an intruder too,” he muttered at the canine’s apology before getting back up to his feet and kicking the bottle off to the side.
“You better, though. Just to repay things a bit, I guess.” Ouch.