(Oof I'm sorry Whisperbug is a jerk lMAO)
As Whisperbug was walking by, they bumped into Sade and fell over, their lips touching. Whisperbug immediately leaped up and shouted, "EWWWW! What the hell are you?!" Whisperbug immediately ran to a stream that was nearby and started washing their face frantically. "I hate kisses, but even worse is kissing that... Thing!"