goofy restoring divinity scenarios

kejian: what

kejian: why are you smiling

huilin: yummy treat at the food stall……..

feng’an: you heard her. go buy it

kejian: WHY ME

kejian: IM UNEMPLOYED I GET MY MONEY FROM BOUNTIES AND MAJONG I DONT HAVE CASH TO THROW AROUND

feng’an: you have at least 3 coins in your wallet. you can throw that

kejian: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

feng'an: cant you do more bounties to get money

kejian: do you even know how bounties work

feng'an: [doesnt know how money works]

huilin: money? thats the stuff you use to make food appear right?

kejian: [starting to reconsider all his suspicions of feng'an being a god]

kejian: can i have top surgery too does that come with the soul package

enhu: yea kid i’ll throw that in too

kejian: let’s play a game! is he a god or just autistic

kejian: bye insufferable old man and beloved huilin i am going to mug some people in a dark alley to provide for your lavish lifestyle

feng'an: mhm

huilin: have fun!

neyo: id offer to pay the check but you seem to have a working system already in place soo...

kejian: no wait please

feng'an: we like it when he pays. its like a pact. he pays and we let him sleep on the dog bed

kejian: HEY. hey. hey buddy. you look like you can afford more than one outfit. help a brother out here

neyo: yeah. because i only have two outfits at any given time and i get it by switching out my vest

kejian: just because you're like 120 (exagerating as an insult) doesnt mean i am a child

feng'an, 5000:

huilin: youre acting as if 20 isnt like the baby stage of adulthood

kejian: well how old are YOU smart guy

huilin: heh. lets jusr say... i forgor

kejian: ever wonder if crawfish have feelings?

huilin, who up to this point has only talked about food and sleep: you know it’s really insensitive that you have to wonder if a living being has has feelings, implying only humans have consciousness. stop hinging your worldview on narrow-minded conceptions

kejian: WHAT

kejian: ive spent my entire life cutting off the mold from bread not knowing it spreads to the entire loaf i think i can survive anything at this point

feng'an: yeah i can tell.

kejian: hey guys so funny news

kejian: i don’t have the money …. to pay for this meal ………

huilin: wait ive had this problem before i know the solution

feng’an: ? what is it

huilin: [grabs the last bao on the plate and starts running]

kejian: is there any language you Dont know?

neyo: i wished it was latin

kejian turning to feng'an: what do they make white people out of these days

feng'an: back in my day they tried to get us addicted to opium

neyo: do i look like i can afford a bedframe

kejian: Mods! castrate that guy

enhu: on it boss [prepares eldritch blast