every single odd number has the letter "e" in it
a transcription of the that one legendary tumblr post with the shoreville high freshmen gang. complete with images!
Theodore
every single odd number has the letter "e" in it
Charlie
not all of them! 30 and 50 don't have the letter e in it!!
Ramona
[facepalming] oh my god
Theodore
...if you can split a number in half evenly, then it's even. 30 and 50 are even.
Chris
umm??? 15+15=30?? 25+25=30???
Ramona
dear lord have mercy... 25+25=30?? really?? you sure about that???
Theodore
one, three, five, nine. all of these numbers are odd, and have the letter "e" in it. every other odd number is a variant of these numbers.
Rin
YOU FORGOT SEVEN DUMBASS!!!
Ramona
my head fucking hurts
Aaron
you whole ass forgot about eight- a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
Theodore
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a conversation about ODDS??????? i said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the FUDGE
Charlie
er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. just saying…
Theodore
did you just try to freaking tell me that two is an odd number
Rin
wait what about zero??? isnt that an odd number??
Aaron
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounced third-E fifth-E
Theodore
WHY ARE WE BRINGING UP FIFTY AND THIRTY??? THEYRE FRICKIN' EVEN NUMBERS!
Chris
1 is even
Theodore
I'M GOING TO SMACK YOU
Rin
wait guys why were we so quick to throw away my zero idea?? you can't divide that by 2 can you
Ramona
zero can be divided by two. 0/2=0
Rin
i am a dumb bitch
Theodore
anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking OUT
Chris
you forgot about five
Aaron
DUDE YOU ALSO FORGOT ABOUT FOUR
Ramona
what about four??
Aaron
IT DOESNT HAVE AN E IN IT
Theodore
THAT'S BECAUSE ITS AN EVEN NUMBER????
Elijah
[sipping apple juice] what a great way to start the year